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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:36PM Shadowbender said

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What an awesome idea for an "art jam fest".

What Joystiq should do for some swag contests should be something similar: Rewrite the ending to your favorite game. The results, like the ones from this contest, would be awesome.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:37PM AutobotIronhide said

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that is the most awesome SMB box-art I have ever seen. God I love joystiq.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 9:08PM Manifest37 said

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That Mario looks like a half-man, half-Alf hybrid.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:38PM AutobotIronhide said

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GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you! I was really looking forward to play this game till the end! God dammit!
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 11:50PM AutobotIronhide said

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The fact that the image contains "4chan" in it just prevents me even more from clicking on what could be a naked 4 year old.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:41PM DorkyMalone said

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These are mostly terrible.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 6:09PM MystileArmor said

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Says you...
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 6:39PM Premature ejaculation man said

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@Mystile...
I don't think CCP stated that what was posted was someone else's opinion. We can further gather that CCP said it on the basis that he posted that.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 7:14PM Greg2k said

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They are ALL terrible.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 12:06AM freaparn said

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I liked the Mario and Double Dragon art used in the article graphic, but after clicking on the link it was pretty much all downhill from there.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:41PM Shadowbender said

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Maybe I'll sound like an idiot for saying this, cause I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. So if you are, why on Earth would you give away the ending for those who haven't beaten it yet? Do you find a sense of achievement? That being said, this comment is irrelevant to the post, so...FAIDE.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:47PM Xfire40 said

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He's lying if you're curious.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:54PM Joystiq said

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[banned]
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 7:03PM AutobotIronhide said

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I feel slightly better now. Thank you.

To joystiq readers: Be careful of Heavy Rain spoilers.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:51PM (Unverified) said

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Troll needs ban. Now.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:58PM BlackedOut said

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Mario: "Shoryuken!!!"
or is it a Hadouken?
we will never know.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 5:59PM Funkmaster General said

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You son of a bitch.

I'm sure you're so pleased right now.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 7:22PM alex2ex said

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i had one 15 years ago. I was 5 years old and didn't know this game was so rare. u.u
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 7:33PM Typicalgamer said

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looks too realistic.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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The Mega Man 2 one made me laugh.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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I should amend this. The Mega Man one one made me laugh. The Mario one on the bottom is kinda neat. Kinda. And the River City Ransom one isn't bad. Other than that, though, they're all terrible. The Super Metroid one is just the original box art with some dude's face pasted over Samus's helmet. A mugly dude. And the alien in the background of the the Contra one looks like it's about to sing, "Feed me, Seymore!"
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 9:18PM Danzig Logo said

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That Castlevania 3 one is horrible. Totally wrecks the mood of the game.
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Posted: Feb 27th 2010 10:20PM yugo said

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looks good
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 12:39AM Ozzman79 said

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I'm not sure ugly is a strong enough word describe these.......hidious maybe?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 5:11AM BluSam said

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Cool but why do I feel that Jimmy in Double Dragon that look like Fry from Futurama?
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 7:06AM (Unverified) said

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And what a poor childhood it was!
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 7:39AM Social said

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There are indeed, terrible. There isn't even any logic or thinking behind most of them
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 12:18PM Problem Medic said

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First thought upon seeing this article : Oh this looks pretty neat!

First thought upon actually seeing the art : WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS?

Oh and most importantly look at Samus' face just LOOK at it.
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Posted: Feb 28th 2010 3:22PM scottomatic83 said

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Exactly. Samus looks like some ugly dude. And why the hell does that one Super Mario Bros box have Yoshi on it? Not to mention the fact that the words "Entertainment System" are not by the Nintendo logo, so it makes no sense.

These are all terrible.
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