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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:06PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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THIS GAME MAKES ME HAPPY, THE BULGE DOESN'T LIE
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:17PM HighFiveJesus said

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Some bulges do lie so be careful.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:20PM PlatinumSkeet said

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Captain planet would never stuff... That's just Un-American
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:26PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Platinum Skeet is correct. If you stuff, you are supporting terrorism.

I HAVE SPOKEN.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:28PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Wait Captain Planet is American? I thought he was Asianericanussiankenyan?
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:33PM PedoJokerBear said

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Captain planet is global, coincidentally his bulge is american.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:47PM andsoitgoes said

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"I know all there is to know about the crying game...."

Sometimes, just sometimes, the bulges DO lie...
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2010 1:20AM yugo said

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sure they would have made little automated battles, to make them look like cinematic experience.. by setting up combos more than the previous ones.
Like press X, or O than Square etcs....
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:10PM (Unverified) said

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Any & all news fails in comparison to the fact that my PS3 is still out of service & SONY has yet to put out an official statement & fix. I wont care about ANYTHING on this earth until I get my PS3 back to normal.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:23PM bangarang said

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agreed. fix my "fat" ps3 and let me get back to heavy rain and i'll be satisfied. not trying to have to run out and pick up a new one in time for ffxiii next tuesday...even though i would
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 3:23PM Kodros said

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"SONY has yet to put out an official statement"

They have put out quite a few official statements. Maybe you should look for them instead of waiting for them to show up magically on your browser.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:13PM Vandell said

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Didn't I read this when GOW2 came out? Deja vu..
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:17PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I WANT TO TEAR OFF POSEIDON'S HEAD!!!!
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:20PM (Unverified) said

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[warning!]
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:27PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Would you like some chocolate milk too sweetie?
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:29PM Dr Blight said

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In Soviet Russia, PS3 fix YOU!!

I have a suspicion that all will be well once the date changes to March 1st on the affected models.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:31PM Jacksy said

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STFU and GTFO :P
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:36PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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sorry all I heard was

"Blah Blah Blah, Me Me Blah, Blah Blah Blah Blah Me Me Me...."

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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:03PM mywhitenoise said

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Wow Chris, how many times have you copied and pasted that reply?
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2010 7:57PM Foetoid said

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If you'd bought a Wii to start with Brett, it wouldn't be broken.

/troll
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:19PM xNivekx said

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I preordered the unlimited edition!!! i cant wait for this game!! march 16 seems so far away!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:23PM Ahmedz said

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They must have a Slim. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY ON A PHAT PS3!
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:27PM Dr Blight said

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Oh, too bad you're uninformed.

Second-gen 80GB and 160GB Phats are JUST FINE. It's only the 20, 60, 1st 80, and 40GB models that are affected.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:28PM Ahmedz said

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Doesn't really matter to me since I have a Slim.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:36PM donatom3 said

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So wait my 60gb 1st gen is going to die? Do I sell it now while it still works and get a slim while i can?
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:42PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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My Phat is fine....I have an 80GB B/C model
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 2:05PM eat it said

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donatom, you might want to go check your PS3 now. I wasn't even connected to the internet and mine is unplayable now.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:31PM (Unverified) said

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Is there anyone who isn't already planning on buying this? Sony could have put about thirty cents total into the advertising budget and it woudl still out-sell any other title this year.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:52PM DevilSei said

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Hell, they could of just given a preschooler a nickel and told him to draw a picture of Kratos, with God of War 3 on the bottom, and its release date. Then take that, scan it, and post it on the internet, and boom a million sales right there.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:12PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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God of War 3 is not going to be the best-selling title of this or any year. That's not saying it won't be good and extremely polished, but it won't be setting any sales records.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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True, it's just not a rehashed Nintendo remake, I guess.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:37PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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You're right about it not being a Nintendo remake, but rehashed? Come on, of course it is. I mean don't take my word for it, take the word of someone who's played it:

"But if you strip away the updated graphics, this is still just God of War"
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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Easy now, just making a wry comment about sales charts.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:41PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I know, I just don't see why Nintendo gets flak for doing the things that Sony and Microsoft also do but aren't as successful at.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:47PM (Unverified) said

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I think it's a matter of scale, honestly. God of War is four titles on two platforms. MSG a few more than that maybe. Halo? 5 titles so far on one console.

Mario has been slammed into:

- Mario Brothers/64/Sunshine/Galaxy
- Mario RPG
- Mario Kart
- Mario Party
- etc...

That alone is what, two or three dozen titles maybe over a span of at least 9 consoles and portables?


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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 4:47PM F4WMR said

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I saw two commericals. One from the V.P director, that one was cool but I never saw the ad again. And I saw a Gamestop ad for pre-order, which was less decent but once again, only saw once.
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Posted: Mar 2nd 2010 8:13PM Foetoid said

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If any of those mario games were actually terrible KinginYellow, then i'd agree with you (except mario party, thats crap).
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:34PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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I hope sony takes up working on Heavenly Sword 2 after this, with the same scale and epicness, HS1 was superb but short, I would love to see a sequel and it would make for a difference but in the same genre seeing as how they look similar but play differently.

On the topic though, I cannot wait for GOW3, I'm rocking back and forth in my chair, I look like a crazed monkey, give me ANGER DAMNIT!
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:09AM Brook said

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and in heavenly sword 2 Nariko runs into Kratos
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:36PM ozyman666 said

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I noticed in the demo that rumble came into play (Helio's Head). I hope it's not a significant part of the game for those of us with the old controllers with no rumble.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:50PM MGarvey said

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God of War 3 first boss encounter...blah...blah...blah...I don't hear anything...la...la...la...la...la...

That's what you gotta do to be spoiler free! It's working so far for me...I can't wait!
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 12:54PM DevilSei said

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eh be more like

"Epic SHEET YO! blah blah blah Poisedon doing his best Raiden impression blah blah blah blah Legend of the Seahorse getting raped blah blah blah Epic PWN BEETCHES!"
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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why is it that galaxy 2 is getting so much flack for using similar gameplay seen in its predecessor when this game, and god of war 2 for that matter, is literally just a prettier version of the original?

not to say I wont play GoW3 as well =D
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:27PM liquidsoap89 said

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God Of War's gameplay is more fun??

I wasn't a big fan of the first MG. It was pretty cool, but I guess I'm just getting tired of Mario; but KRATOS on the other hand! I play GoW games all day cuz they're so much fun!
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:39PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Yeah, mashing "X" until it's time to mash "❍" is a f*cking blast. . .
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:57PM eat it said

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well, it's the entire package. The level design, the character design, the story, the gameplay... everything matters, not just the combat system.

and this game is fun just mashing square and triangle. that's how good everything else is.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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F*** it. I'm buying a PS3.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 3:24PM monkeyontherun4 said

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i hate you i wish i had the money for it...
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:46PM Myquirk said

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The depth of field blur is already in the demo, no?
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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I'll buy the game... when I'm able to use my 80GB PS3 again.
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