Even though each trip usually makes the guys wish they never went in the first place, the thought of returning oddly enough fills them with hope that things will be different each and every time, only to suffer the grim realization again. It's such a departure for Mega64, but we can't help but feel like there's some kind of correlation to a current gaming news item in here -- so we thought we'd post this to see what you all think they're talking about. While we think on it, head past the break and check out the video.
Mega64 explains the appeal and letdown of Sonic ... the restaurant
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If you were to ask us what to expect from most fast food joints, we'd probably tell you to look inside your garbage can and basically expect that -- but, y'know, inside of your stomach. We don't know; it's all the same pre-processed, assembly line garbage to us and we manage to successfully avoid it for the most part. But the Mega64 dudes instead find themselves in an almost perpetual, Groundhog Day-like loop when it comes to one particular establishment: Sonic.
Even though each trip usually makes the guys wish they never went in the first place, the thought of returning oddly enough fills them with hope that things will be different each and every time, only to suffer the grim realization again. It's such a departure for Mega64, but we can't help but feel like there's some kind of correlation to a current gaming news item in here -- so we thought we'd post this to see what you all think they're talking about. While we think on it, head past the break and check out the video.
Even though each trip usually makes the guys wish they never went in the first place, the thought of returning oddly enough fills them with hope that things will be different each and every time, only to suffer the grim realization again. It's such a departure for Mega64, but we can't help but feel like there's some kind of correlation to a current gaming news item in here -- so we thought we'd post this to see what you all think they're talking about. While we think on it, head past the break and check out the video.
Reader Comments (100)
Posted: Mar 2nd 2010 4:35AM Morisato13 said
I'm hoping 4D sonic will be 2x as good as 2D sonic.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:35PM Drakkenfyre said
Let me tell you something, having had both Ralley's and Sonic in town, they are NOT alike.
Sonic is the only place I know you can walk up to and ask for any flavor drink, and you will get it.
Grape Coke? Got it.
Cherry Sprite? Got it.
Pineapple Root Beer? Got it.
Grape Pineapple Coke? Got it.
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Sonic is the only place I know you can walk up to and ask for any flavor drink, and you will get it.
Grape Coke? Got it.
Cherry Sprite? Got it.
Pineapple Root Beer? Got it.
Grape Pineapple Coke? Got it.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:35PM Cheetoblue said
Hah! I get it! the same comments can be made for Weezer! they havent made a good album since green! but i KEEP BUYING THEM! WHY!?... and yes I lol'd.
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Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 3:32AM (Unverified) said
It's the little places that are the best... Hayes Hamburgers an LC's Hamburgers FTW (Midwest- specifically KCMO area).
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:10PM (Unverified) said
Funny smug.....just the brainless blogs like this eat for blogfeast
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:12PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said
Ahh, I remember the days of getting up at 3AM so I could open at Sonic.
Good times.
And the food is pretty good, actually. Maybe it's living in Kansas, and I don't have the benefit of being able to go to the more celebrated burger establishments from around the country, but.. considering what we have to choose from here, Sonic is just about at the top of the quality/taste meter.
And since I used to actually make the stuff, I 'know' it's quality stuff, at least.
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Good times.
And the food is pretty good, actually. Maybe it's living in Kansas, and I don't have the benefit of being able to go to the more celebrated burger establishments from around the country, but.. considering what we have to choose from here, Sonic is just about at the top of the quality/taste meter.
And since I used to actually make the stuff, I 'know' it's quality stuff, at least.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:58PM Knight Marquise said
I don't usually, nor actually care fore, fast food. However around my area, Sonic is probally the second best "fast food joint"
Carls Jr. smokes them all.
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Carls Jr. smokes them all.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 7:43PM Zertoss said
The Sonic down the road from where I work is the best fast food I've ever had (even better than a lot of the local family restaurants). Fluffy buns, fresh produce, well-cooked meat, that place will likely be the death of me, but it will be a delicious demise.
Conversely, the one down the road from where I live is the worst. The food is served cold, and everything would be flavorless if not for the mustard.
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Conversely, the one down the road from where I live is the worst. The food is served cold, and everything would be flavorless if not for the mustard.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 9:21PM maveric101 said
i'm from the east coast (my house is actually like a 5-10 minute drive from where the original Five Guys opened), but i've been to Sonic a few times. i thought it was pretty good, for fast food.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:15PM IIRockyII said
Wait.....I thought Sonics onion rings are pretty good, in moderation.....Their grilled chicken sandwich is the bees knees, and who doesn't love rolling a solid jalapeno burger? AMIRIGHT???
Oh...wait....ha....they are talking about the video game franchise that totally blows, aren't they?
Sonic Sucks! har har har har
/lame comment.
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Oh...wait....ha....they are talking about the video game franchise that totally blows, aren't they?
Sonic Sucks! har har har har
/lame comment.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:17PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said
Protip: Instead of grilling the grilled chicken breast... throw it in the deep fryer for about a minute.
....not that I ever did that while I was working there.
/coughs
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....not that I ever did that while I was working there.
/coughs
Posted: Mar 2nd 2010 4:37PM grossgreg said
I mean this in the least offensively way possible...both comments you posted here you referred to things as "the bee's knees." I am aware of the meaning of that term, but where are you from that people still say that? I thought that particular slang term died out in the 1920's. Maybe it's making a comeback?
Seriously, no offense meant. It just piqued my interest that you used that term twice in the same thread.
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Seriously, no offense meant. It just piqued my interest that you used that term twice in the same thread.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:16PM gamerkim28 said
Is Weezer a reference to something?
Otherwise I totally missed it.
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Otherwise I totally missed it.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:18PM StormEagle said
Weezer falls under the category of "It sucks but I can't stop eating/playing/listening to it."
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:29PM LaughingTarget said
So, who is the Mario of the music world? You know, that one band that is constantly doing completely different genres, doing compilation albums, and frequently releasing the exact same album over and over again to critical acclaim?
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:37PM mywhitenoise said
They made 2 good albums, and 5 albums later we're still waiting for a proper comeback.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:56PM MowDownJoe said
I thought it was more a reference to how unreleasable both fanbases are... you have fans crying over Sonic 4 because the running animation isn't right, and Weezer fans that think every album besides Blue and Pinkerton (and maybe Green and Make Believe, depending on who you ask) suck. (I personally like the 4 I mentioned and Red, myself... Raditude sounds like complete crap from the samples I heard, though.)
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:17PM StormEagle said
"Final verdict on Sonic?"
"F**king sucks!"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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"F**king sucks!"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:21PM Brysonial the Bison said
This is pretty darn funny but there videos where they run around and do random stuff to random people are way better.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:27PM SicTransit2 said
pretty funny video but i don't know how i feel about that shot at Weezer. they're still cool.
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Posted: Mar 1st 2010 6:27PM LaughingTarget said
I like Sonic, but when it comes to drive up fast food, it's all about Checkers. Or Rally's if you life in the Midwest. Same thing, different name.
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