Given our limited comprehension of the Japanese language, we were free to imagine Hideo Kojima's Twitter feed
to be an outlet for the idiosyncratic developer's most outlandish, puzzling statements. However, an English-language version
of his Twitter page is now up and running, revealing that Kojima is just an ordinary dude
. Whod've thunk it?
Take, for example, this recent Tweet: "My stomach hurts, nose's running, and my hair is getting long." And then, following that, a picture of his hair
. See? He's just like you or us, only when he's done posting self-shot pictures of himself on the internet, he gets back to making Metal Gear Solid