We know that there are a few cutlery enthusiasts out there who read that headline and immediately
clicked the source link to purchase Kratos' Blade of Chaos from retailer BUDK
. Before you do so, you should take into account a few facts:
- Kratos' weapons are being sold piecemeal on the site, so that $123.99 price tag only represents the cost of a single Blade. What's the point of having a single Blade of Chaos? Unless you're ironically cosplaying as Amputee Kratos, you're going to need two, so you should mentally jack that price up to $247.98.
- Replica swords are dangerous.
- Replica swords that you attach to your wrists with chains and then swing around like a madman are extremely dangerous.