- Kratos' weapons are being sold piecemeal on the site, so that $123.99 price tag only represents the cost of a single Blade. What's the point of having a single Blade of Chaos? Unless you're ironically cosplaying as Amputee Kratos, you're going to need two, so you should mentally jack that price up to $247.98.
- Replica swords are dangerous.
- Replica swords that you attach to your wrists with chains and then swing around like a madman are extremely dangerous.
Kratos' Blade of Chaos up for sale, some strings attached
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We know that there are a few cutlery enthusiasts out there who read that headline and immediately clicked the source link to purchase Kratos' Blade of Chaos from retailer BUDK. Before you do so, you should take into account a few facts:
Reader Comments (13)
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 12:32PM Blkant said
The end of the blade doesn't look proportionally correct.
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 12:37PM (Unverified) said
DO WANT.
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 12:57PM Angel Mass said
Peace and Love the Mankind
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 1:15PM (Unverified) said
they are only dangerous if the swinger of the sword isn't wearing a loin cloth, sandles, and not making a snarly face.
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 1:15PM Punx said
Lmao!
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 1:17PM shatteredminds said
Dude, that's one mean tin opener!
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 3:11PM (Unverified) said
add this to the list of things to get when I get rich.
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 3:17PM Ashmen said
4. Profit
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 8:05PM Tsacdop said
Griffin McElroy, you deserve a raise for such a funny article.
Posted: Mar 3rd 2010 8:30PM ennzo said
i agree, that was quite a funny read, thanks
Posted: Mar 4th 2010 4:36AM (Unverified) said
Funny article, I agree with above posters!
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