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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:33PM SSmaster said

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nice! I will be the first to get halo reach and first to get FAllout New Vegas!!
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:45PM (Unverified) said

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And you will be the first to receive a WHOGIVESF**K award.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:54PM AutobotIronhide said

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WHOGIVESAF**K

fixed
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:10PM Alasdair said

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My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. As a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Trolls. They're the foot soldiers of a commenter-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find postin' a Troll comment, they're gonna die.

We will be cruel to the Trolls, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Troll won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Troll will be sickened by us, and the Troll will talk about us, and the Troll will fear us. And when the Troll closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.

SOOOUUUUNNND GOOD?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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Halo Reach is looking really good. The new info on Fallout New Vegas is also welcomed.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 10:48AM devin 42 said

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*my boyfriend and I

that could have been embarassing.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:33PM (Unverified) said

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Game(s) of the Year
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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"set to hit newsstands next week"

And set to hit the internet before that.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:36PM MrAlex said

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The NCR armour is awesome, it's some of the best character design I've seen in a while.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:37PM Ballistic H said

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PC Gamer already has it as cover story and first look.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:56PM MrAlex said

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Yeah I was just reading some info that was probably from that on the wiki.

You might be the guy who is buried in the trailer, and the robot might be called victor is what I have inferred from it.

Also it features a hardcore mode that I'll probably save for my second playthrough.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_New_Vegas
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:40PM Alasdair said

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...but no Portal 2?

No sale.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 7:42PM ArtificeDrake formerly known as said

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"Sharp-eyed readers will notice that the magazine has an eight-page feature on Halo: Reach as well"

"Sharp-eyed??" Really?? I think you'd have to be blind to miss that large red spot and tantalizing space armor!

-end douchey comment
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:36PM Kid Icarus said

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I hear Sarcasm makes excellent chocolate chip cookies.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:41PM Hyperion45 said

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You heard right. I'm having some right now, and they're delicious.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 9:10PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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I want sarcasm to make some peanut butter cookies :(
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:00PM movingstar said

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Oh there are plenty of months left for reach to be on the cover.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 8:17PM husher said

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remember the OXM that had the L4D Nxe theme? that was great.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 10:53PM Brando Calrissian said

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Sure do. As a matter of fact, that theme has been on my xbox since the issue came out.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 9:00PM NutMan said

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Yeah, and Tropico 3 was on the cover ad pasted to the magazine.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2010 11:50PM mjanosko said

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Will I get a +2 in Science?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 1:58AM (Unverified) said

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If by next week you mean today then you are correct sir! They had it at Barnes & Nobel this afternoon when I was over there looking for something to read
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 5:04AM Vash said

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What the... next week? I have this issue... I got it like 4 days ago.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 8:13AM NutMan said

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Subscribers get magazines earlier than newsstands.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 5:06AM (Unverified) said

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ADD A "LIKE" BUTTON
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Posted: Mar 7th 2010 12:36PM AutobotIronhide said

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...what?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 1:50PM (Unverified) said

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I read the issue at work. If you are wondering about Fallout New Vegas here are the details.

Roughly the same size as Fallout 3

Conversations will have more like classic Fallout allowing you to completely avoid conflict.

Your stats will play a part in the conversation. Strength will be intimidate, Sneak is persuasion, gun stats, etc will all play a part resulting in a more "rpg feel"

More sidequest with greater rewards. Depending on how you completed this one quest involving a super mutant it will net you a free place to sleep and/or a discount at the local shops.

You can now issue commands to teammates.

Greater power to influence things than Fallout 3 did.

I heard PSM also has an even deeper reveal.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 2:14PM (Unverified) said

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Umm...yeah...not trying to be a nitpicking asshole who gets anal every time he sees this but Joystiq...AGAIN an issue with the platform icons??? You're talking mainly about the cover which features Fallout: New Vegas, a game that will be out on PC, PS3 and 360. Fair enough there's a section about Halo: Reach as well, but only having a platform icon for 360 here is a bit misleading!

It's the Joe Danger escapade all over again. Seriously...
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 4:11PM pika2000 said

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People still buy magazines?
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Posted: Mar 6th 2010 9:43PM dargondarkfire said

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there any new ingame images in the article?

also, give team mates commands?
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Posted: Mar 7th 2010 11:37PM Snake Robot Podium said

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OXM's cover has a guy with a mask and a gun on it? Who could have guessed?
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