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If you've been avidly following the Hollywood scuttlebutt this past week, you've probably heard of an event which is unfolding at this very moment: The 82nd Annual Academy Awards. We know how badly you guys want to be able to talk about the Oscars whilst chatting over your place of business' water cooler, coffee pot or rodeo clown make-up station, so we're here to help you understand the Awards ceremony in terms you'll find easily understandable: The Oscars are the Spike TV Video Game Awards, but for movies.The similarities between the two events really are pretty striking -- the awkward presentation by the cast of the Jersey Shore and Mike Tyson will surely be paralleled by the Oscars' pairing of Young Starlet A and Lecherous Old Comedian B. While the VGAs have scantily-clad, off-season Victoria's Secret models hand out their awards, the Oscars assign that task to off-season actors, who spend a majority of their on-stage time wondering whether or not this will be the closest they'll ever come to holding the bald, golden statuette.
Oh, also? The award for Best Supporting Actress? Totally fueled by Dew this year.
- PSP: 37,338
4,542 (16.53%)- Wii: 36,241
4,589 (14.50%)- PS3: 27,763
4,367 (13.59%) - DSi LL: 24,605
217 (0.89%)- DSi: 15,586
206 (1.34%)- DS Lite: 5,029
24 (0.47%)- Xbox 360: 2,510
57 (2.32%)- PS2: 1,912
29 (1.54%)- PSP Go: 1,296
75 (5.47%)[Source: Media Create]
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