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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:01PM Xoonaka said

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How about HD standing for "Hot Damn!"? Or was Shit not starting with a D part of the joke...?
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:02PM (Unverified) said

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"D" is right next to "S" on a qwerty keyboard, so I can understand his mistake.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:06PM cylet said

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kratos can make any d into sh*t
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:10PM SmashZilla said

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How bout "Hot DAAMNZZZZ"
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:22PM (Unverified) said

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Holy Dung, perhaps?
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:22PM RustyJack said

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Joystiq, personally I think your joke was funny, but my little brother comes to this site a lot and he is 8 (He's really in to video games). I would appreciate it if you would not use over mild language.

And with this post probably comes many downvotes.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:32PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@ Rusty Jack and his 8 year old brother

Welcome to the Internets.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:35PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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D for Diarrhea?
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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As much as it pains me, I'm actually going to side with captain planet here. It's the internet! for god's sake there is a man pretending to be a children's cartoon character and you are worried about language?! haha
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:39PM copa said

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I have an 8-year-old son, and I would never let him on this site for the comments section alone. Wait a few years.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:45PM copa said

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OK, joke failed. I meant to point to my own comments, and screwed up the links.

I never should have reproduced.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:45PM Jacksy said

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Kratos will rip your brothers head off !!!!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:55PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@ Space

PRETENDING?!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:58PM Bubbameister33 said

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Why would an 8 year old be reading about God of War anyway?
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:00PM leemahi said

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@ Rusty Jack
as the book of mcelroytology would say onto thee,
"Go die in a fire." -verse 97 JPAG
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 4:50PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Holy Diver!
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Posted: Mar 9th 2010 5:43PM AutobotIronhide said

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I would call this thread: A blue sky with a few clouds.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:02PM PedoJokerBear said

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it gets deducted a point for having too much gore?!??......GOTY.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:33PM bigdonny said

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sounds like Justin is trying to get some female activist in is pants, i don't think anyone can be that offended at a video game character killing defenseless women
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:08PM MowDownJoe said

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Why would he need to hit on a feminist? He's happily married to Doctor Wife!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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"nakrrative?"
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:07PM Xoonaka said

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I figured that was a joke too... somehow.

This is the charm of Joystiq. They hit you with so many zingers and in-jokes, they get away with all sorts of mistakes that people are too afraid to call out so they don't seem out of the loop!

Genius, really.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:05PM mywhitenoise said

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"provided that "HD" stands for "Holy Shit.""

Haha, right on!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:07PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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Good review overall and it sounds absolutely amazing. But what bout the puzzles?
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:50PM That Burning Sensation said

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Its a good review but some of the complaints seem like desperate grasping of straws. "

"I understand that "Special K" is ticked about being tricked into murdering his wife and daughter,"

You under stand how some ones feels when they've accedentally murdered their family? I'd have to say you don't. Kratos having done it on purely by accedent would be tragic, but having been TRICKED into doing it, would be a damn good reason to murder everyone who knew about it or where involved. But maybe it just depends on if you are a murderous General Spartan. Kratos is not a philosopher. He's not going to ponder about "who did what, and what was their motiviation".
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 7:41PM MGTrey said

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You know a video game character is badass when he's compared to a Globetrotter. That's like the ultimate honor.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:08PM MrAlex said

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AAAAAAAGGH SPOILER ALERT!

Normally I don't think reviews spoil much, but that thing about the Titans would have been an awesome twist.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:10PM mywhitenoise said

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It's kind of implied at the end of the demo, though.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:11PM (Unverified) said

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Well, it's kinda implied anyways with the trailers and the end of the demo. I don't think it's supposed to be a major secret or anything.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:12PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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*sigh*

...Dammit
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:13PM MrAlex said

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Actually I forgot about the end of the demo, fair enough.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:38PM NaeemTHM said

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I've actually been staying away from all previews and even the demo because I wanted to be 100% surprised by God of War III. That little Titan spoiler has me miffed, but I forgive Justin since he's such a sexy beast.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:08PM TheDarkWayne said

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Some of the very first stuff released for GoW3 was Kratos fighting that giant lava guy. it might not have been videos, but there were screenshots right from the beginning that clearly showed a giant angry fist going towards a small angry man
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 2:32PM LaughingTarget said

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Snape kills Dumbledore.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 3:08PM TheDarkWayne said

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NUMBER SIX IS A CYLON!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 3:35PM MrAlex said

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@ Wayne, but I always kind of assumed that titan was an exception, but yeah I do take back what I said.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 4:06PM theenglishman said

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To me, it was only inevitable that the Titans would betray Kratos. Kratos endured the same cycle of feigned assistance and teeth-clenched teamwork followed by betrayal when Kratos went too far. Gaia always sounded like she had hidden disdain from Kratos, and that she was manipulating him all along throughout the events of GOW2 for her own petty revenge plot.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 5:19PM kentuckyfried said

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Yeah, thanks for the spoilers. I didn't get around to playing the demo yet, damnit...
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 6:02PM (Unverified) said

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There's a demo?!?!

Thanks for spoiling it, GUYS!
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 6:29PM gordogg24p said

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I figured that the Titan was just a dumbass and accidentally started launching fireballs down in my general direction. Perhaps naive, but not out of the question.
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Posted: Mar 9th 2010 12:36PM SuzanoSho the drug dealer PSN Sm said

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Snape did WHAT to WHO?!!!...

DAMN YOU, INNANETZ!!!...
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 4:33PM BrokenCage said

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I agree. Reviewers should be able to tell you about the game without bringing up plot details. That little spoiler really spoiled a huge twist for me, since I haven't watched video or played demos specifically to avoid spoilers.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:08PM (Unverified) said

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so the only problem is violence against women and too much gore? kratos is not exactly a hero. he's an anti-hero. those are minor quibbles not related to gameplay so i don't have a problem with that.

posting using my aim account.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:21PM DevilSei said

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Yeah, and it seems like the author skipped a bit on the story of vengeance.
He's totally cool with the whole "daughter and wife" thing from the first two games in the time line (Chains of Olympus and GoW 1).

God of war 2 was the fact the gods themselves betrayed him, Zeus personally (and hinted to be his father).
So its not about his wife and kids, its about the king of the gods tricking him, then striking him down in the most under-handed of ways. The second game was just a set up to this one.
As to why he's killing the other gods? Plain and simple. Zeus is ordering them to kill Kratos and defend Olympus. Personally, I would of told Zeus to shove it and run off before he could zap me if I was one of those other gods...
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:10PM Signature said

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Game of the past, present, future, etc
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:13PM xfbtmofx said

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Wow, this is like a rip off of Dantes Inferno.
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:16PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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Seinfeld? What are you doing on Joystiq?


....Funny guy (Kind of)
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 12:47PM InfinitiProject said

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@Scott I'm just going to openly admit that I was SO close to spazzing out on the keyboard.

Then I thought to myself "Oh wait...."
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Posted: Mar 8th 2010 1:35PM ShadowOp said

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Isn't Dante's Inferno the prequel to God of War?
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