Chien says he expects that the honor will keep him "pelvis-deep in cocaine and highly-desirable sexual partners for all of my days." Or at least we bet he was thinking that.
Chien says he expects that the honor will keep him "pelvis-deep in cocaine and highly-desirable sexual partners for all of my days." Or at least we bet he was thinking that.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:12AM Wiizer said
Fun fact:
Muffin Tops have 2x's the amount of sugar in cocaine.
Yeah, who needs cocaine now?
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:17AM Puertoricarious said
my muffin top is all that
whole grain, low fat
i know you want a piece of that
but i just want to dance
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whole grain, low fat
i know you want a piece of that
but i just want to dance
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 1:58PM (Unverified) said
The asians give us DK and now theyre taking it back
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:17AM sonicspike41 said
-"to"?
If you were referring to grammar, I believe that line without the word "to" would make more sense.
But what do I know, I think games can't portray what it's like to portray a real guitar.
If you were referring to grammar, I believe that line without the word "to" would make more sense.
But what do I know, I think games can't portray what it's like to portray a real guitar.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:18AM (Unverified) said
Hopefully billy mitchell has another recording of him with an even higher score
inb4 they dont accept recordings anymore
inb4 they dont accept recordings anymore
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:18AM PersianSpice said
Well, that's certainly random. Good on him, then.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:19AM Puertoricarious said
....keep him "pelvis-deep in cocaine and highly desirable to sexual partners for all of my days."
makes perfect sense to me. a little awkwardly phrased, perhaps, but when you read the whole sentence, it works.
makes perfect sense to me. a little awkwardly phrased, perhaps, but when you read the whole sentence, it works.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:20AM Puertoricarious said
he's a plastic surgeon. he's ALREADY pelvis-deep in cocaine and bitches. he just plays donkey kong when he wants to cut loose.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 9:28AM ZombieRobot said
I watched (or did watch :( ) NipTuck and can say beyond a shadow of a doubt. This is true!
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:27AM SpeeGold said
I guess with him being a surgeon it's good to know he has good hand-eye coordination.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:28AM (Unverified) said
Well I don't know how to deal with this. I bought that damn documentary and now it's all completely irrelevant. I'll never be able to watch it again. I demand some type of compensation, perhaps an update to The King of Kong.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:32AM (Unverified) said
The quote makes perfect sense, plus it has that Justin flavor we all crave so much of.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 3:16AM (Unverified) said
He's a plastic surgeon, he has squeezed more tittays than the whole Joystiq audience combined.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 4:16AM Benedict said
Between the nice, out-of-the-job teacher and the douche bag hot sauce mogul, where does this funny-guy character fit in to the narrative?! Annoying sidekick?
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:02PM (Unverified) said
Annoying sidekick is the kid who goes around saying....
"Guys.. possible kill screen coming up if anyone is interested"
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"Guys.. possible kill screen coming up if anyone is interested"
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 4:17AM BrokenTriforce said
First the Azns take our hot-dog eating contests, and now... This...
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 6:35AM Morisato13 said
Well... it was azns that made the game you know...
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 11:26AM Morisato13 said
The trick to winning the hot dog eating contest is to not waste time chewing. Just lube up that wiener, jam it down your throat, and repress your gag reflex. It cant get lodged in your throat as long as you keep packing it in. Remember to breathe though.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 4:30AM RupeeClock said
So, I guess he just encountered the kill screen huh?
Every time you repeat a level, you get less time to complete it.
Eventually you get so little time it is impossible to clear it.
Every time you repeat a level, you get less time to complete it.
Eventually you get so little time it is impossible to clear it.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 8:57AM Hoofy said
It's not quite a constant reducing time limit that causes the kill screen and actually a bug in the code. On level 22 some oversight on the code causes the timer to be calculated wrong and gives them a couple of seconds to finish the level, resulting in a quick and sudden death.
Still, cool to see a new master in town!
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Still, cool to see a new master in town!
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 4:36AM (Unverified) said
Does it seem odd to anyone else that the premiere record of the Twin Galaxies organization changed hands right after its founder, Walter Day, retired?
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 5:56AM DarknessBear said
No fair at all. Asians should be allowed to place records. They are forced to beat Steve Wiebes record by the time they are 5 years old.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 11:17AM warxroutione said
"pelvis-deep in cocaine and highly desirable to sexual partners for all of my days."
ii wana party with that guy hes got the hooks ups with ladys
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sarcmark
ii wana party with that guy hes got the hooks ups with ladys
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sarcmark
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 8:47AM skyblaze said
what is this i dont even
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 8:56AM Sweet Dude said
No Wiebe, no thanks!
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:33PM (Unverified) said
Billy has to get back into this to get that record. The new record is more than 10,000 points higher. The difference between Billy and Steve was around 1000 points.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 9:28AM CaptainProtonX said
Wait...more then 2 people play Donkey Kong?
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 10:18AM Nergy said
Good on him. As long as Billy Mitchell isn't there. Honestly, wither King of Kong was edited or not, Billy Mitchell is a cocky ass.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 10:23AM CaptainProtonX said
You could be too if you were pelvis-deep in cocaine and highly desirable to sexual partners for all of your days.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 10:26AM hxczuner said
Does anyone else find it interesting that this pops up 4 days after Walter Day retires from Twin Galaxies? I'm not saying they're related , just that it's intriguing.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 10:45AM Chibi Chaingun said
Guys, Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 11:21AM YuponYumble said
He's even a Harvard graduate...
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 11:25AM matthugh said
As long as that bar-b-que sauce making D-Bag doesn't have it... I'm happy!
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 12:16PM Chibi Chaingun said
I thought it was hot sauce? Maybe he's diversified his business. Would be great if he could strike a deal to have DK on the front of his bottles. Maybe DK w/ a mullet... You know Mario has a mini-mullet, maybe they could just use him.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 12:14PM HerbieDerb said
Hope they make a 2nd movie now
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 12:22PM (Unverified) said
Great to see someone so obviously smart obliterate the record.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 2:33PM (Unverified) said
Billy has to get back into this to get that record. The new record is more than 10,000 points higher. The difference between Billy and Steve was around 1000 points.
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 5:22PM SunnyXnsanity said
I haven't actually seen "King of Kong." I imagine it to be a movie about some hairy, middle aged guy sweating all over an arcade machine. Can someone explain the storyline to me?
Posted: Mar 10th 2010 10:34PM Chibi Chaingun said
Geeze man. Too lazy to watch a movie about gamers and too lazy to do some wrist movements and finger moving to read about it. Are you sure you're even a gamer?
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Posted: Mar 10th 2010 11:28PM BrokenTriforce said
I'm sorry, but can't respect the opinion of anybody who has Chowder as their avatar.
Your words only help support my theory.
Your words only help support my theory.
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