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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:06PM Roadhouse said

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My average day.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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Wait.. G4TV has video game related content now?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 6:50AM Blazeddc said

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I miss ZDTV before shitty TechTV took over.

lul
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:08PM willooi said

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lol, fantastic! gotta love the gold omega chain

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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:08PM Fishface45 said

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I thought it was funny.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:57PM Prinnywithascarf said

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what is this i don't even
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:11PM Gaddes said

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I was thinking at first "looks like it'd cost a decent amount to make this parody" then I realized the only other stuff on G4 is Cops, so I guess they had an ample budget.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:58PM MarkezJM said

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Don't forget campus pd!!!
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:11PM (Unverified) said

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Haha, that video was excellent! Love G4 Videos, After God of War 3, Kratos went on to become a singing sensation!
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:13PM mu93n said

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oh wowz...i think i busted a gut. lmfao
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:15PM doreo said

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Anyone else wish they were that ps3?
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:15PM yamugushi said

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LOL I loved when they showed the GOW sex "scene" kratos reaches over and stops the lamp from falling
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:17PM Puertoricarious said

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Kratos's Sex Therapy: They won't be Vestal Virgins anymore, guaranteed.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:25PM (Unverified) said

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MY EYES!!!!!!!1!1!!!1
I. CAN. NOT. UNSEE.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:28PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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[be respectful]
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:30PM (Unverified) said

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+1 internets
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:31PM The Artist Formerly known as Jes said

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-1 internets
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:33PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Et tu, Jesus? You're supposed to love and upvote me no matter what.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:42PM freaparn said

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Schrödinger's internets.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 11:00PM MarkezJM said

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How about a +1 YOU'RE gaytos, eh, eh?
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:52PM kmcroc said

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sound like a bitchass.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:35PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Yaknow.....I was thinking, Golberg that used to be on WWE would make for quite an autehntic Kratos in a movie :/
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:42PM yugo said

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not good.
but for the wait for the great game is over
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:44PM Ashkental said

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What treachery is this?!
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 10:57PM Antilight said

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Is it sad that I recognized Jessica Drake and correctly assumed the backup dancers were also porn stars? Yeah, probably.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 3:03AM R5 said

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The brunette looks like Alektra Blue or possibly Melissa Lauren (they both sort of look alike), but I have no idea who the redhead is lol.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 8:10AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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I recognized the Minotaur right off the bat, don't feel bad.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 11:23PM QuePasa87 said

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"It is quite possibly the greatest thing the network has ever done"

Wrong. Hiring Olivia Munn was the greatest thing the network has ever done. *fantasizes*
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 11:49PM (Unverified) said

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I'm offended. That black dude is dressed in white face
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 3:18PM zsavior said

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Don't you mean the ash of his dead family face? That guy does look like Kratos though, WHich I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
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Posted: Mar 15th 2010 11:55PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Even though Xplay is now currently a shell of its former self, it's nice to know that they can still churn out something funny once in awhile.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 12:06AM s ls said

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all of G4 is a shell of itself

i miss the glory days of techtv when i was a kid
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 12:11AM soniccar said

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The greatest thing X-Play ever did was 1-900-NINJA-LUV. Anybody have a "link" to that.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 1:18AM The MARIO said

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The bathtub scene, his legs aren't painted. lol
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 1:48AM TreyIM2 said

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I actually thought that was kinda funny. It has a real music vid feel to it and that's what made it so funny for me.

Anyway, can't wait to get me paws on GoW3 in a few hrs....but before that, gotta get some running in....and even after that, I'm hitting the gym. Gunna be a while before I get on that pup.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 3:06AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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Don't forget to cover yourself in glue and jump in a vat of ash.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 8:15AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Just don't kill your wife and kid, mmmmkay?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 4:31AM HandheldAddictblogspotcom said

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...shoulda' had the onscreen button commands flash during the lamp jiggling scene...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 9:23AM (Unverified) said

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im picking God Of War III in a few minutes!!!!!

OMFG!!!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 9:59AM 01 said

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Greatest thing the network has ever done? Because that's difficult....
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 11:10AM Antilight said

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If you click through the video to g4's website, they automatically play a "behind the scenes" video where they say that they got Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, and Kirsten Price to play those parts. All porn stars.

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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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Zeus will feel Kratos' wrath!...His smooth, sexy wrath!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2010 1:19PM Runjasonrun said

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It was only mildly amusing until he opened the champagne. The flashing circle button got me.
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