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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:45PM CaptainProtonX said

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What were the first two things to catch your eye?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:50PM 216 said

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yea I was gonna say Swords. Definitely swords
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:09PM RyanS said

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Man, whats wrong with you guys? She's got a really nice pair of shoes!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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1. Booooooooooooobs
2. Why is she holding the swords by the blades instead of the handles?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:46PM aristokrat said

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I noticed the two strange loops of fabric that go behind her neck and hold her boobs up in an impossible position.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:27PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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I couldn't stop staring at her pair... of eyes!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:49PM Rentaro said

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Character in front is a hermaphrodite. Sexuality is being questioned. Joystiq, please help!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:33PM Vman said

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You got some imagination.

Topic: Boobies!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:50PM Bahamett said

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Those 2 blue balloons of course!

And then I read that those balloons will give you a disease. So I looked at the rest of the picture.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:54PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Nier comics certainly help me understand female anatomy.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 3:17PM Aperture said

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I'm inclined to believe they will only confuse. I can't say I've seen a woman with a chest that large, white hair, and a young, athletic (with one super-hamstring) build irl.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 6:20AM (Unverified) said

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Naota: That's because you, perhaps, live in the USA? ;)
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:54PM goatchumby said

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Japanese developers, please, enough with the hermaphrodite/transgender characters disguised as attractive shapely women. Between Poison and the Guilty Gear series I don't know which way is up anymore.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:50PM aristokrat said

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Woah, is that what Guilty Gear is referring to? You know, gear hidden guiltily away... I never would have guessed that.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:13PM (Unverified) said

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Have they explained the differences between the two versions yet? Oh, and boobies.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:33PM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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The two US versions are the same.

It's the two Japanese versions that are different. The JP 360 is the same game that we're getting on both consoles, whereas the Japanese PS3 version features a younger Nier and a slightly different story (saving his sister instead of saving his daughter).
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 1:59PM CaptainProtonX said

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Wait...there is a hidden penis in this picture?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:12PM onan said

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Yeah, see if you can find it! It's like Where's Waldo except each time you track one down you die a little bit inside.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:50PM Tunguska said

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There's a hidden penis in EVERY picture.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:06PM Levi said

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Oh my god if Joystiq caught on to this and the hidden penis was the new Dead Space screaming head...

...well I think it would be pretty funny.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:06PM Jerk Face said

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If you stop looking at the bewbs for like two second, you'll immediately notice how horrific, disproportioned, and horrid that artwork is. eww.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:07PM Jerk Face said

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Horrific AND horrid? What a jerk face.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:07PM CaptainProtonX said

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That would be why the boobs are there.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:21PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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At which point, exactly, am I supposed to stop looking at the boobies?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:10PM RyanS said

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Can anything help us understand Nier?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2010 9:13PM Danny51990 said

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nothing will help us understand Nier
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:17PM kamikit said

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I sware, the front character's right leg looks like it's twice as big as the other one...It's freaky.
Also dude looks like his front foot's all messed up. O_o
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 3:47PM ROBOCOLOSSUS said

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Which dude?
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 4:23PM kamikit said

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The one in the back.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 4:40PM Uphillbothways said

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I'm still not seeing him.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:29PM ShadowOp said

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LOL! So far no one has upvoted or downvoted anyone! We've got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cowboy duel...
*Insert Good, Bad, Ugly theme*
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:31PM Akronon said

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I have absolutely no idea what is going on.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:37PM TELRU said

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There is no idea absolute to what is on going.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 2:50PM CaptainProtonX said

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FAAAAAAART
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 3:03PM aristokrat said

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Judging by the thighs, I think that might be Chun-Li's sister. Judging by the comments, it might be her brother.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 3:21PM RyanS said

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Every time I hear something new about this game, I hate it more. And I dont know why...
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 3:42PM (Unverified) said

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Whoa, look at the size of those quads.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 5:49PM Hirsbrunner said

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Grover taught me all about nier...and far!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:07PM Levi said

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If that chick in front is really a dude...

...I'd still hit the top half.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 7:02PM DaveO123 said

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I'd stick to the upper-left quadrant, as she appears to also be half mummy.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:15PM BigD145 said

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Most games with blatant tits on the cover tend to be bad. Damnit SE.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2010 6:23PM (Unverified) said

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are.. are her nipples poking through slits in the fabric? 'cause it kinda looks like it. especially on her right.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 4:59AM Benedict said

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I assume that the woman isn't Nier but in fact the diseased daughter, perhaps indicated by bandages. Why she's holding a pair of swords, I don't know.

I wonder what she's sick with that means her wearing bandages but able to wear such skimpy outfits - can't be good for you in cold weather, you know!

I also wonder why there is a face in that fellow's blade...
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