According to the Twitter account of Kane and Lynch screenwriter Kyle Ward, it seems that Lynch will be played by Academy Award winning actor ... Jamie Foxx. Huh? Tweeting last night that it's a "Done deal ... Jamie Foxx is in," Ward outed the star of Ray as one half of the game adaptation's titular team (Bruce Willis is allegedly signed on for the role of Kane).
When asked about whether Foxx would be playing Nathan Drake in the upcoming Uncharted film (also being written by Ward, though he was said to be taken off writing duties some time ago), he clarified, "Foxx for Lynch (Kane/Lynch)," pinning Foxx to the long-haired half of the duo. What's really surprising is that the film's producers didn't go with Kevin Gage (Heat's "Waingro"). Come on -- they look identical!
[Via ShackNews]
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:18PM TheMichaelJackson said
There's going to be a Kane and Lynch movie?
*facepalm*
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*facepalm*
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:24PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
*blocks Michael's facepalm*
YOUR NOSE MICHAEL!
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YOUR NOSE MICHAEL!
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:26PM TheMichaelJackson said
And what the hell is up with Jamie Foxx playing as Nathan Drake? I'm so confused.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:32PM CaptainProtonX said
So, you aren't dead? I'm confused now.
Hiding with Biggie and Tupac?
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Hiding with Biggie and Tupac?
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:36PM TheMichaelJackson said
@CaptainProtonX
I'm still alive, my death was fake. It was just to get people to buy my music and watch This Is It.
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I'm still alive, my death was fake. It was just to get people to buy my music and watch This Is It.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:42PM CaptainProtonX said
Brilliant plan. Faked deaths always lead to comical movie endings.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:43PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I got you Mike. Just "Remember the Time" I helped you out so that later if I make fun of you, you won't "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin" with me in which case I would tell you to "Beat it" and then you would "Scream". Then the Joystiq community would witness a "Thriller" of an Internet fight. I would no doubt win said fight because you know I'm "Bad", I'm "Bad". But don't worry, I think you're awesome and I like "The Way you Make Me Feel" and "I Can't Stop Loving" you so just "Leave Me Alone" and we'll be cool. Maybe we can "Jam" together sometime though. Perhaps "Heal the World" by combining our Powers together.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:49PM TheMichaelJackson said
I love you too, Captain Planet, but we both know I'd beat you in a fight. I'm just saying.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:17PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@ CaptainProtonX
If you're referring to my hooch, then yes.
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If you're referring to my hooch, then yes.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:39PM PedoJokerBear said
WHOA......WHOA.
there can only be one pedo in this joint.
fight for it.
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there can only be one pedo in this joint.
fight for it.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:00PM CaptainProtonX said
@Megapixel
1.) Bradwart wasn't funny
2.) SCIENCE!
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1.) Bradwart wasn't funny
2.) SCIENCE!
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:33PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
@ Megapixel
Did you really just compare ME to Bradwart? I want to punch you.
And please see CaptainProtonX's comment above to answer your question(s).
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Did you really just compare ME to Bradwart? I want to punch you.
And please see CaptainProtonX's comment above to answer your question(s).
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 11:55PM (Unverified) said
...I miss Bradwart. It's all your guy's fault for driving him away. Home-wreckers.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 11:59PM TheMichaelJackson said
@0_0
Bradwart is still here, he just goes by "Dr. Blight" now.
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Bradwart is still here, he just goes by "Dr. Blight" now.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:21PM ch3burashka said
There's something off. Something I can't quite describe. As if, you know, one is not like the other.
Man, this is gonna bother me all day.
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Man, this is gonna bother me all day.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:06PM DarknessBear said
Jammie Foxx is black and Lynch is white. DUH! How you guys not get that?
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2010 1:29AM DarknessBear said
You guys were having so much fun... I thought I'd kill it. Hard.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:22PM bamb0ostick said
I really don't know which is worse, Foxx playing Lynch or Nathan Drake. Those are just both terrible casting choices.
How about just having Nolan North play both Lynch and Drake instead?
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How about just having Nolan North play both Lynch and Drake instead?
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:28PM wingedLegionary said
Nolan North should definitely play Drake if the Uncharted film comes to be, but here's to hoping it doesn't unless it can buck the videogame to movie adaptation trend.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:22PM TheDarkWayne said
Geez wouldn't that be terrible if he played Nathan? I'd have to break into every theater in my local area and destroy the films!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM sonicspike41 said
Now there's a movie I'd watch. Batman renders some righteous revenge on the rich writers in Hollywood.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:24PM RogueJedi86 said
Maybe they'll still have Jamie Foxx have Lynch's hairdo, it'd be funny on him.
Also, would it be in bad taste to ask for a Jeff Gerstmann cameo in this movie?
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Also, would it be in bad taste to ask for a Jeff Gerstmann cameo in this movie?
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:27PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
SOMEWHERE HUGO WEAVING IS KILLING A KITTEN
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:19PM CaptainProtonX said
Weaving is currently recovering from Trilogy overdose.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:27PM Alexisonfire said
The thing is, this is the perfect game-movie to do this with.
Because anything you do to the movie, no matter ill conceived, will only be an improvement over the source material.
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Because anything you do to the movie, no matter ill conceived, will only be an improvement over the source material.
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:47PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
And then turn it shit again because the script sucks and the characters look nothing like the game :)
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:49PM SoCoolCurt said
well i agree with you on the Foxx sentiment. i can't think of anything i've seen him in, or Bruce Willis for that matter, that i didn't like. but still.....Foxx as Lynch? come on....
who am i kidding, i wouldn't have gone and seen it regardless.
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who am i kidding, i wouldn't have gone and seen it regardless.
Posted: Mar 19th 2010 10:53AM (Unverified) said
Jamie Foxx has no range, he is extremely overrated. And this is a joke on both fronts, a movie made out of this horrible, bargain bin game, and Foxx playing the role of a white character. Hollywood at its finest.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM Vegeta has a ps3 said
I still do believe that Kane & Lynch could work as a film. Sure it was a shitty game, but I thought the characters were fairly interesting.
But seriously? Jamie Foxx? Is this like the opposite of white-washing? Black-washing?
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But seriously? Jamie Foxx? Is this like the opposite of white-washing? Black-washing?
Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM CaptainProtonX said
uuuuuh, let me guess. They wanted a "gamer" to play the part.
"Yeah, I like Madden and Modern Warfare. Touchdowns and shooting people are the sh!t."
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"Yeah, I like Madden and Modern Warfare. Touchdowns and shooting people are the sh!t."
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