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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:18PM TheMichaelJackson said

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There's going to be a Kane and Lynch movie?

*facepalm*
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:24PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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*blocks Michael's facepalm*

YOUR NOSE MICHAEL!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:26PM TheMichaelJackson said

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And what the hell is up with Jamie Foxx playing as Nathan Drake? I'm so confused.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:28PM TheMichaelJackson said

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Oh shit Captain, that was a close one.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:32PM CaptainProtonX said

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So, you aren't dead? I'm confused now.

Hiding with Biggie and Tupac?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:36PM TheMichaelJackson said

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@CaptainProtonX

I'm still alive, my death was fake. It was just to get people to buy my music and watch This Is It.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:42PM CaptainProtonX said

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Brilliant plan. Faked deaths always lead to comical movie endings.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:43PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I got you Mike. Just "Remember the Time" I helped you out so that later if I make fun of you, you won't "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin" with me in which case I would tell you to "Beat it" and then you would "Scream". Then the Joystiq community would witness a "Thriller" of an Internet fight. I would no doubt win said fight because you know I'm "Bad", I'm "Bad". But don't worry, I think you're awesome and I like "The Way you Make Me Feel" and "I Can't Stop Loving" you so just "Leave Me Alone" and we'll be cool. Maybe we can "Jam" together sometime though. Perhaps "Heal the World" by combining our Powers together.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:47PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Captain

Drinking polluted water again?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:49PM TheMichaelJackson said

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I love you too, Captain Planet, but we both know I'd beat you in a fight. I'm just saying.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:17PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@ CaptainProtonX

If you're referring to my hooch, then yes.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:27PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Captain

Gaia not giving it up again?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:01PM whylekat said

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Everyone upvote so his first 1 is Wrong. That takes away all credibility.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:15PM whylekat said

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Yeah but it'd be even worse if you got upvoted.

Anyway we're all here for the laughs.. And the news.. Don't hate just cause we're clevar pop culture characters, and you're a camera feature. It's all cool. That's why I love it here.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:39PM PedoJokerBear said

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WHOA......WHOA.

there can only be one pedo in this joint.

fight for it.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:00PM CaptainProtonX said

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@Megapixel

1.) Bradwart wasn't funny
2.) SCIENCE!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:13PM Robo said

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Nice to see Captain Planet is still watching out for us...and our expensive plastic surgery.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:33PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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@ Megapixel

Did you really just compare ME to Bradwart? I want to punch you.

And please see CaptainProtonX's comment above to answer your question(s).
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 10:22PM Flat Rook said

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Captain, while Michael is faking his death, shouldn't you be faking global warming?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 11:55PM (Unverified) said

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...I miss Bradwart. It's all your guy's fault for driving him away. Home-wreckers.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 11:59PM TheMichaelJackson said

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@0_0

Bradwart is still here, he just goes by "Dr. Blight" now.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:18PM Istari Spartan said

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What?!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:21PM ch3burashka said

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There's something off. Something I can't quite describe. As if, you know, one is not like the other.

Man, this is gonna bother me all day.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:26PM DangerMouse001 said

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The widow's peak?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:37PM PS1 said

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It's the ears! He can't possibly play as Lynch with those damn ears!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:18PM RudyHuxtable said

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Nope. Don't see it.

....



Wait.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:06PM DarknessBear said

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Jammie Foxx is black and Lynch is white. DUH! How you guys not get that?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:13PM Soundwave said

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Dude. Not cool.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 10:59PM Ballistic H said

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@ DarkNessBear

/facepalm
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2010 1:29AM DarknessBear said

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You guys were having so much fun... I thought I'd kill it. Hard.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:22PM bamb0ostick said

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I really don't know which is worse, Foxx playing Lynch or Nathan Drake. Those are just both terrible casting choices.

How about just having Nolan North play both Lynch and Drake instead?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:28PM wingedLegionary said

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Nolan North should definitely play Drake if the Uncharted film comes to be, but here's to hoping it doesn't unless it can buck the videogame to movie adaptation trend.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:22PM TheDarkWayne said

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Geez wouldn't that be terrible if he played Nathan? I'd have to break into every theater in my local area and destroy the films!
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM sonicspike41 said

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Now there's a movie I'd watch. Batman renders some righteous revenge on the rich writers in Hollywood.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 8:22PM whylekat said

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Whatever happened to Bradwart? He get banned or something?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:24PM Hank Hill said

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I think they cast him for his large forehead.

Because, you know, they wanted the actor to look as much as the game character as possible. Makes sense.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:24PM RogueJedi86 said

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Maybe they'll still have Jamie Foxx have Lynch's hairdo, it'd be funny on him.

Also, would it be in bad taste to ask for a Jeff Gerstmann cameo in this movie?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:27PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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SOMEWHERE HUGO WEAVING IS KILLING A KITTEN
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM Thanat0s said

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Your right he would be perfect the role.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:19PM CaptainProtonX said

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Weaving is currently recovering from Trilogy overdose.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:27PM Alexisonfire said

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The thing is, this is the perfect game-movie to do this with.

Because anything you do to the movie, no matter ill conceived, will only be an improvement over the source material.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:34PM MrAlex said

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Question:

If good games make crap movies, do crap games make good movies?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:51PM Uphillbothways said

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Wolverine...
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 7:36PM MrAlex said

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Ah but drew, that proves that crap movies make good games.

However it does indicate a negative proportionality between the quality of the film and the game.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:28PM Giggman said

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Jamie Foxx is a great actor and has an amazing range. If anyone could turn a shitty game into a decent movie it would be him.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:47PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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And then turn it shit again because the script sucks and the characters look nothing like the game :)
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 9:49PM SoCoolCurt said

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well i agree with you on the Foxx sentiment. i can't think of anything i've seen him in, or Bruce Willis for that matter, that i didn't like. but still.....Foxx as Lynch? come on....

who am i kidding, i wouldn't have gone and seen it regardless.
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Posted: Mar 19th 2010 10:53AM (Unverified) said

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Jamie Foxx has no range, he is extremely overrated. And this is a joke on both fronts, a movie made out of this horrible, bargain bin game, and Foxx playing the role of a white character. Hollywood at its finest.
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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I still do believe that Kane & Lynch could work as a film. Sure it was a shitty game, but I thought the characters were fairly interesting.

But seriously? Jamie Foxx? Is this like the opposite of white-washing? Black-washing?
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Posted: Mar 18th 2010 6:29PM CaptainProtonX said

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uuuuuh, let me guess. They wanted a "gamer" to play the part.

"Yeah, I like Madden and Modern Warfare. Touchdowns and shooting people are the sh!t."
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