And, in the spirit of his unending generosity, the Joystiq staff has compiled its own list of scenarios where Indie Man's unique skillset could help benefit the smaller fish in the industry pond. Check 'em out right after the video past the break.
Other undocumented sabotages performed by Indie Man:
- "More Sonic!"
- "Make all the voice actors French!"
- "Remove exploration -- which the Final Fantasy series is known for -- and turn every area into a corridor crawl. Also, make the tutorial eight hours long."
- "There's, like, a Civil War and stuff -- so it completely justifies a tacked-on multiplayer component!"
- "Make his bionic arm actually be his missing wife!"
- "Put your game on the Wii and make it rated M for mature."
- "Make Sonic turn into a big, ugly Werehog thing at night! And make his arms stretchy!"
- "Require your PC games to have a constant connection to the internet and make it lose all progress once there's even a slight sign of a hiccup in the connection!"
- "Dante's Inferno!"
- "More Sonic friends!"
- "Release your under-promoted JPRG on the same day as Final Fantasy XIII!"
- "Make a new Silent Hill for the Wii. And don't market it. At all."
