We want to meet the person at which this this Thrustmaster lightsaber sale at Amazon
is targeted. "Are you kidding me? $35 for a fake lightsaber handle that I stick on my Wiimote? What sort do you think I am? I'm a grown man! ... Wait, what? It's only $20
now? Well, if you're going to twist my arm ..."
Listen, we're being crabby. Buy it, go ahead, have a great time. But just know that every man has a price at which value outweighs his dignity, and yours is fifteen dollars.
... What? Why are you laughing at our half-off horse armor
receipt? What are you trying to say?