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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:31PM Morph156 said

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Oh wow, this kid's a winner.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:52PM (Unverified) said

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Is this real? There's no sources to read. Maybe google has the answer. That's funny if he just jumped and got bored so he's playing the new map pack LOL
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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Searched it. So was it him playing do we know or his friend/brother?
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:04PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Yeah, I'm calling Joystiq funny business on this one. There are no other reports of this kid's existence in the news anywhere. Though I believe in the 'Stiq's journalistic prowess, scooping the world seems a bit far fetched.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:21PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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I stand humbly corrected. Well done fellas. Flirting with professionalism more and more everyday! (Just kidding)
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:46PM Gibbeynator said

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Guess this company needs to get better security, to avoid another... *sunglasses* ...Breach.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:49PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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How about this?


It seems Mr. May wishes to be . . .

*puts on sunglasses*

stimulated.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 6:06PM Liekos said

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Didn't he have his modded console confiscated by the police? Earlier article said so I thought. Sure he could be playing on a friends' console...but who's going to let him near their xbox after this?

Maybe some local cops are taking a COD break in the evidence room :).
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Posted: Apr 1st 2010 11:55PM rahmenxnoodles69 said

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@Zoot Suit Jedi

Ugh god dude you fail so hard every time you open your mouth..
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 6:31PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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Damn. A catty lot today.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:33PM The Bodyguard said

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Jump bail to play a video game..............Such a moron
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:44PM PlatinumSkeet said

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He's probably sitting at a friends house that's going to sell him out for the money...
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:05PM Skorpeyon said

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@Platinum_Skeet: If I knew him, I probably would. Guy's an idiot.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:57PM SpeeGold said

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Not to mention how hard could it be to track the IP of where he's connected from? How stupid is this guy?
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:57PM MGarvey said

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Yeah, that friend will either sell him out for either money or immunity. Harboring a fugitive is against the law. Why don't they just trace the IP that he's using. I know that MS can do that.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 5:41PM TC said

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You could say that he has BREACHed the conditions of his bail! Mwahahahaha! Oh well, I hope that sly pun makes his jail term a little easier.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:33PM brotherdaz said

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What a dumbass, what is runing through the heads of kids these days?
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:50PM HighFiveJesus said

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Mamma used to beat me with a rubber hose...

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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:35PM One Stomy Night go watch it said

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Must suck is Breach turns out to be crap.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:35PM One Stomy Night go watch it said

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if*

Dammit, edit button needed.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:48PM Puertoricarious said

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right, because that's clearly the issue here.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:34PM TheC0A7S said

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Now that's gangster!
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:35PM MGTrey said

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It really is.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:54PM jph89 said

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pfff, If he was really gangster, he'd be playing heart gold right now over wifi.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:36PM hoofrog said

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Someone call Stepto at Microsoft to track down the box he is on.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:36PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Let's get "The Pro" to ban his Xbox.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:41PM zochmenos said

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Fun! Glad he got nabbed. I get a nice warm feeling whenever a kid finds out cyber crime is still crime.

Enjoy a life of mediocrity because of your criminal record.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:01PM aristokrat said

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He should have a life of mediocrity because he's stupid, not because of a criminal record. The idea of rehabilitation is the basis for our current system of punishment. Without it, we might as well execute all offenders.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 5:11PM seishino said

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According to the other article, his gamertag should already be banned from Xbox Live. Did they suddenly un-ban him after his plea at the panel, or is he on a different one?

Also, when someone sets bail at $200, you show up. I don't care how afraid or screwed up you are. A $200 bail means they don't actually care what you did. You'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist, some community service, or some combination thereof. The punishment for jumping bail is a hell of a lot stiffer than the punishment the court was likely to meter out for the game thing, and he'll still have to answer for the game thing.

http://www.ghettowebmaster.com/images/epic-fail.jpg

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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:38PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Eww...
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:39PM (Unverified) said

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he already said that he was willing to snitch all his other friends out. And he's willing to rob game developers...the only people who put the most love into the games.This kids on a roll like butter! I hate him twice.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:39PM 216 said

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And people deny that MW2 is a serious game
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:39PM Revving Injuns said

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Man I hope he is one of the dirty mouth d-bags I have played against on COD. KARMA BABY! He is probably going to get in one last round in before offing himself.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:39PM The Tim said

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Man, just glanced at his pic real quick and all i saw was Malcom in the Middle.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:00PM The Tim said

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LMFAO!! I always knew Dewey was headed for trouble
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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Life is unfair...
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:39PM El Punisher said

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there are no words...
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 11:49PM Solar Jetman said

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Here's one:
Frodo??
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:40PM RudyHuxtable said

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I mean, really.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:42PM zochmenos said

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Stay in school, Rudy. You don't want to end up like this.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:43PM RudyHuxtable said

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Right? I mean, really.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:47PM MGTrey said

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http://www.anecdotage.com/pics/pulliam.jpg

Hey, something's not right here.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:14PM Grey said

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damn! Rudy turned out FINE!!!
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:21PM RudyHuxtable said

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@Trey:

I think you mean: Damn yo, something went right here.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:41PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Release his gamertag and let's harass him for being stupid.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:55PM (Unverified) said

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If you listen to Major Nelson's live podcast this week, I think he gives it out. I listened to the episode before hearing about all this, so I didn't think to remember it, but I clearly remember the douche asking to be unbanned because he downloaded and played Forza 3 early.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 4:01PM (Unverified) said

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yes...where is his gamertag? I got a few..questions to ask why he did.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:42PM nightmare452 said

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Some part of me still says this might be an elaborate Joystiq April Fools joke. But seriously, is a kid this messed up? He could probably win an insanity case at this point from his current behavior. Can't be hard to find if we know his gamertag, real name and have pics of him.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2010 3:42PM Poocifer said

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Dee Dee Dee.
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