This is one of those cases where we really want to share something magical with you, but fear the tremendous weight the Joystiq Biomass carries will crush the life out of the magical thing in question. Still, though we don't want to bring Nintendo's attention to this, we couldn't not
share this incredible, homemade Advance Wars board game
with you -- especially since you can print out all the assets and start playing it with your fellow tabletop enthusiasts immediately.
The name of the game is actually Skirmish Wars: Advance Tactics
, but considering all of the art assets were straight yoinked
from Intelligent Systems' series of turn-based strategy games
, we don't actually think they're fooling anybody. Seriously, board game fiends -- grab this one while it's still grabbable.