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April Fools: Romancing an elcor in Mass Effect 2

by Richard Mitchell on Apr 1st 2010 10:30PM

[INVITINGLY INQUISITIVE] Did you enjoy playing through Mass Effect 2 and participating in its mature, emotional story?

[SMILINGLY CLANDESTINE] If so, you might like to hear about a secret love scene that can only be accessed as a female Commander Shepard.

[PROVOCATIVELY JOURNALISTIC] We have obtained a video of this secret sex scene that takes place between Shepard and a devilishly handsome elcor.

[ALARMINGLY CHEERFUL] The video can be seen after the break. We hope you enjoy it.

[DISTURBINGLY TITILLATED] We certainly did.

[PRANKISHLY TRIUMPHANT] This was all a sham. It is only an April Fools' Joke. We totally got you. Ha ha. Ha ha.

[APOLOGETICALLY SOLEMN] But seriously, enjoy the video.

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Tags: april-fools, april-fools-2010, bioware, ea, electronic-arts, mass-effect, mass-effect-2, Microsoft, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (25)

I'd rather romance a Hanar ;o

Hanar are big stupid jellyfish.

What about Blasto?

Enkindle this.

SOMEONE'S into tentacle hentai o.o

You'll get them someday champ.

this has definitely gone straight to the top of my april fool's list.

I didn't need to know that thing....had a thing....for he could do his thing. That's just information people don't need to know. ಠ_ಠ

You could've just played it cool and said that WAS you in the video. Not like anyone can tell the difference. He's a bit less sweaty and fat, that's all.

Jeez Mystile, that's pretty insensitive and unkind toward the elcor up there!

They should have switched Miranda and Jack's costumes for the day.

But Miranda would totally have been bursting out of Jacks cost...oh, now I see. Good point.

You say that as if I've EVER been sensitive or kind...

don't be sad, at least you ADMITTED that the new Spider-Man games suck.

Saw this one this morning, not very funny eh.

As if BioWare would ever do anything with a non-humanoid race in that series or have an "unattractive" romance.

Wasn't actually able to try it myself, but wasn't Jack an option? I mean, she isn't exactly the belle of the ball, there with her ugly ass tats and awefull overall look. As I understood it, even (Spoiler ahead, so might as well skip the whole thing) Garrus, the spiky headed, fanged AND beaked, shot up and scarred alien is available. Too bad about Samara, though. My sweet Justicar...

Uh, at any rate, the game has at least two... less than pretty faces to love.

What....
I mean...how....
Where, and WHAT..goes to where?!

Forwarding advice booklet to your quarters. Valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species, erogenous zone overviews.

OMG that was epic!

At her voice acting was better than in the game.

I'm still waiting for my dvd copy of the all elcor-cast version of Macbeth. Supposed to be an unforgettable 14 hour experience. We'll see...ya, we'll see..

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4548/mesex.jpg

tap that ass!

Now I'll never be able to watch the Normandy jumping through a mass relay without thinking about sex. I can't say if this ruined any further mass effect games for me or made them even more awesome.

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