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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:19PM BrianH said

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boobs... bad.....

cannot compute.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:39PM ijustw1n said

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Best comment ever.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:43PM (Unverified) said

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Guess no one like them jigglies...
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:22PM (Unverified) said

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Simply put, the typical DoA fans have gotten oh too old for then digital tig ol's.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Are you implying they'll move onto real ones?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:08PM AoE said

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Most of the DoA fans I know (myself included) have been fans since DoA2 on the dreamcast, and do not purchase any of this crap that is not a fighting game.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:25PM blueskyv201 said

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Day one purchase?

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:35PM Shadowbender said

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Yes, yes, yes sir.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:26PM Global said

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It's over 300%!

Posted: Apr 3rd 2010 12:15AM TheManEl said

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pfff

It's not even over 9000.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:26PM Rollins said

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Doesn't it seem like putting this game on the PSP wasn't the best idea on earth? I feel like their money would've been better spent putting it on the 360/PS3. A game that's basically meant to be softcore porn seems wasted on a portable.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:34PM RKN said

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You can take it with you to the toilet. : P
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:35PM Mr Khan said

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Primarily intended for the Japanese audience, i bet, since the PSP over there is far more viable than the PS3 and 360 put together, unlike in the West, where in terms of software sales either PS3 or 360 is more viable, even on its own.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 11:27PM BananaBoat said

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Obviously intended for the Japanese audience. Having said that, they'd have been better off making Love Plus: DOA edition instead of a DOA Beach Volleyball retread.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 11:30PM Manvir2489 said

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but you can hold the PSP in one hand, so that makes it a good idea.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 11:52PM BananaBoat said

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But can you play with one hand? That, my dear sir, is the question.


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Posted: Apr 3rd 2010 12:57PM Railgun said

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I thought this game was a port of the version that is already on the Xbox 360.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:28PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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30/10? Weird.

Boobs = Win.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:33PM Chulipin said

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Wow, 30/10, Eurogamer thought that this game was worth 3 perfect games!

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:59PM Korova Pamplona said

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30/10! Go, Eurogamer. They always give such low scores. I always wonder what their ideal game is. Now I know. Europeans are even weirder than Japanese.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:33PM (Unverified) said

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two words: Just Dance.
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Posted: Apr 4th 2010 11:48PM Cena said

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Cena approves of this rating.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:34PM Shadowbender said

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I don't get it...these are hot women playing volleyball...I can't comprehend how this could get dismal reviews.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:36PM Aperture said

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they obviously weren't hot enough
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:32PM MiguelAMX said

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Because theres pretty woman but you cant do much with them.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:35PM Sir Biccy said

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But...but...boobs!

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:35PM LaughingTarget said

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No one buying this game is going into it with some silly notion that it is being purchased for pointless things like "gameplay" or "story".

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:36PM Rollins said

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Touché.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:50PM RKN said

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Reply fail?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:39PM (Unverified) said

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not good without itagaki

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:45PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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If you buy this game, seriously... FYL.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:49PM AutobotIronhide said

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Anyone who didn't expect this deserves to be shot. Boobs are good but in the end, the low-res boobies aren't worth $60.00

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 7:50PM RKN said

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$60!?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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I don't think a PSP game is $60?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:11PM Cryo said

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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:31PM RKN said

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LOL, Gamestop already has preowned copies of the game? Guess people got their quick fap and let it be.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2010 12:04PM AutobotIronhide said

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$40
excuse me
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:19PM remarkableryan said

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WOW! 30/10, thats great review compared to the rest!

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:44PM choffy21 said

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Whatever. I'm still buying it.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 8:57PM Horuko said

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The reviewers didn't like the game because They're gay.
This is a review from a horny straight white guy.

TITS 15/10
Game play-20/10 (I an take a pictures of tits)
Graphics- 14/10 (They Jiggle)
Sound- 9/10 (They Moan but music isn't great.)
OverAll- 14.5/10 because I like bewbs.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 10:24PM Drakkenfyre said

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Naked Dead or Alive Flash games, free.
Boobs in game, free.
Not paying $60 for a game that only ends up with the girls in skimpy outfits.
Free Flash games that are a hell of alot more explicit.

This "game" sucks. If you want something like it so bad, you can get it free online.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:13PM SisypheanLife said

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Anyone that buys this game should be sterilized.

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:42PM (Unverified) said

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no need to, natural selection is already taking care of this problem ;)
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:46PM SisypheanLife said

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Lol, good point.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2010 2:39AM Cafecito said

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Yeah. There's homosexuality.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2010 3:13AM (Unverified) said

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*gulps*
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*walks away*
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I HAVEN'T BOUGHT IT I SWEAR!!! *RUNRUNRUN*
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:39PM Mr Khan said

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Nobody expected it to be an especially compelling experience under traditional views, obviously.

This is one of those cases where the standard review system really doesn't help, since you're basically foisting the game on people who probably weren't meant to buy it

Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 9:45PM (Unverified) said

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yeah, the fap-ulous gaming magazine is really overdue
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2010 10:45PM RobS the 3rd said

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Does anyone remember when this used to be a fighting game?

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