Japanese hardware sales, March 22 - March 28: Easter innovation edition

It came to us this morning in a nougat-fueled haze: What if we could somehow develop the technology to create candy Easter baskets? No, you narrow-minded fool -- not Easter baskets filled with candy. We already have those. We're talking about a high-quality Longaberger, woven from Twizzlers, with a Sour Tape handle, and bedazzled with Dots. We're talking about a confectionary container which is designed to hold other confections, and can also be eaten once said confections have been devoured. (It could also be made out of molded chocolate, if you lack any kind of imagination.)

We'll need a sturdy candybasket to carry our excessive joy for this week's Japanese hardware sales totals. Look at all those green arrows, all lined up and orderly like that. They're like a row of viridian pick-me-ups, saying "hey, the future's going to be just fine!" Of course it will be, arrows. There will be candybaskets there.

- PS3: 50,448 284 (0.57%)
- PSP: 46,449 8,432 (22.18%)
- Wii: 36,849 5,748 (18.48%)
- DSi LL: 23,188 2,423 (11.67%)
- DSi: 17,376 3,120 (21.89%)
- DS Lite: 4,995 1,042 (26.36%)
- Xbox 360: 3,002 583 (24.10%)
- PSP Go: 1,874 383 (25.69%)
- PS2: 1,785 74 (4.32%)

[Source: Media Create]

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