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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:44PM (Unverified) said

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I feel for the guys that put all of the work into this but it just doesn't look like much fun to me.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:44PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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Looks like it would have been alright, not worth 10 years of waiting though.

I think they should just release it as is along with the dev tools and let some some hardcore fans finish it.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:13PM w1n5t0n said

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That would be cool, but I doubt they can since they're in a lawsuit.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:45PM BrianH said

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think they would have done more in 10 years...

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:14PM Foetoid said

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Yeah like totally changing the game engine 3 times and pretty much starting again each time.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 12:31AM Ipadsucks said

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brian, im suprised in how consistent you are in posting stupid comments?

you know they changed the engine multiple times, right idiot?
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:46PM Miketor said

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And you're telling me this ISNT coming out???????

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:50PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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Welcome to 1999
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:16PM OCEAN CLAK said

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I remember reading about Duke Nukem Forever in Computer and Video Games back in 1999, that was the first video games magazine I ever got, and interestingly it still has not been released.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 11:17PM Levi said

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PC Accelerator anyone?
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:46PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Stop teasing me!!!

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:48PM Morisato13 said

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Is that what she said?
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:52PM TheMichaelJackson said

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No, she didn't say that, Spike said that to me.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 10:25PM Bagels said

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Joystiq is going to become a place where eventually everyone will pretend to be some celebrity, and then comment on each post with the expected quip that celebrity would say.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 12:23AM DomoBraden said

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Whatchoo talkin' 'bout... Bagels?
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 3:06AM Bagels said

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:D
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:48PM OzCueball said

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Honestly after seeing this, i feel it's best that the game just stay dead. Rest in peace Duke.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:48PM Misfit Toy said

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Oh my GOSH. Just release the game or let this game die internet! R.I.P. Please!!!

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:50PM HighFiveJesus said

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Just looks like a doom 3 quake 4 copy and those weren't that fun either.


Tell ya what boys, just explain why the guns have to sound piss weak.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:56PM Kid Icarus said

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placeholders
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:27PM Morisato13 said

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I don't know about you, but I can tip over a cow when I piss... but I guess you have to take into consideration that I can wear a mario hat.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:55PM LaughingTarget said

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...

That's it? Seems like a badly slapped together UT3 mod than a full game.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 7:57PM itsjose said

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That looks pretty bad, as in terrible. You would think they wouldve released about 2-4 more different games if they released it on the actual date. -_-"

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:00PM koehler83 said

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If that was running on an Xbox in like 2002 or 03, it would have stood a chance at being successful, providing it had a multiplayer element.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:58PM KeenCommander said

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I know graphical elitism knows no bounds, but the Xbox could barely run Half-Life 2 and Doom 3. This looks slightly better than Quake 4. Not good current gen, but definitely within early current gen.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 7:30AM koehler83 said

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I agree. It didn't really stand a chance of running on the last gen hardware. But if it came out at any point this gen, after such a long dev cycle, it would have been met with universal "That's it?"

Much like Too Human.. but worse.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:04PM XGM said

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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:18PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said

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Wow, I lose my receipts after like a week. Let alone 9 years...
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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Slash000 is a saint.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:06PM OmegaIXIUltima said

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This makes me sad... also some of it looks like footage from a console version.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:06PM (Unverified) said

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Looks like a 360 build if going by the 1:30 mark.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:25PM Foetoid said

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Yeah its obviously for the 360 version but really, you needed that bit at 1:30 to tell? I could tell immediatly it was being controlled via a dual-analog controller. The way it moves so perfectly along each axis without any fluidity between those axis is glaringly obvious.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:44PM (Unverified) said

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Hey Foetoid

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:51PM philmcfail said

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Well that's not nice, not very nice at all.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:00PM original fred said

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Haha! Suck it, Trebek!
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:08PM Foetoid said

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Lol, i don't get it? I was just stating the obvious. If you look closely, you'll notice every time he isn't quite accurate with the right analog stick, he moves Duke around with the left stick to change his aiming position to get the correct shot. Its an obvious compensation for not being able to concentrate on 2 analog sticks at once. Its easy with a keyboard, you have 3 fingers doing all the movement subconsciously so you can aim accurately with the mouse. Definitely not the same on a dual-analog controller. I can see a good dozen examples in that video where the player has aimed in one position, and simply moved Duke around while keeping the gun aimed at the same spot, just to hit multiple targets. Its archaic and barbaric.

I don't know why you've got so much hostility, i was merely pointing out anyone who's played FPS games a lot on console and PC can see the difference immediately without referring to the moment at 1:30.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 10:26PM Tiptup300 said

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Foetoid, you evidently don't play console fps' very often. I have no problem following a moving target.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 11:34PM Dr Blight said

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Foetoid still thinks a single analog is more accurate than dual analogs. He's confused.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 11:38PM Tiptup300 said

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No he feels that any person using Keyboard + mouse will be better against any person using a gamepad which is false.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 12:32AM sonicspike41 said

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Really? Cause I mean I play Halo plenty on my 360, and my first thought was "Wow this guy sucks at aiming." I mean, even at my worst, I still play a ton better than that when on my 360.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:28PM Fuzunga said

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You think the game looks good now, just imagine what they could have done with another 10 years of development time! Wait...

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:28PM Dr Blight said

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Poor DNF. Of course, maybe it's for the best. We don't need Daikatana 2.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:37PM (Unverified) said

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What are you talking about? Daikatana was awesome. Me and my friends spent dozens of hours on that game.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:02PM Dr Blight said

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Daikatana was a disaster, an embarassment, and a flop.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:36PM ch3burashka said

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*sigh* It didn't have to end like this...

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:38PM Bowlby said

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IT'S DEAD! GET OVER IT!

*Runs away sobbing.*

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:16PM Macroy said

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Why are you laughing?
I heard you, I heard you laughing.
How could you be sitting there like nothing’s happening?
Like it’s not
GONE?
It was here, now it’s not here!
It’s gone forever, and nobody even knows that. It’s dead and it’s never coming back.
It’s DEAD, and nobody cares that he’s really, really, really GONE.

:'(
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 8:41PM edit said

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Duke has never been the kind of character\concept I'm attracted to in gaming (though I did play Duke 1&2 back in the day, and much of 3D), but you can bet your ass I would have bought this just for its place in gaming history.. To see how the thing turned out.

In some ways it surprises me to see people say that this looks terrible, or things like "you'd think they'd have done more in x years".. Firstly, do you really expect a short video of WIP stuff to be representative of all the work done, or what the final product may have been? Secondly, what were you expecting? Surely it was never going to be anything more than a current-gen straight-forward Duke FPS romp. It's hard to get a sense of the flow and 'fun' of the game experience with short clips of WIP material, but I doubt they would have dropped the ball on making it entertaining.

I guess monstrous expectations are... to be expected after such a legendary wait.

Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:18PM Nook said

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problem is we're all in love with having those monstrous expectations. as a collective hive I mean, of course.

Good day sir.
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Posted: Apr 5th 2010 9:08PM beefbearsupreme said

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It's an absolute shame that people have been waiting for this game for so long.
Can't somebody just release a next-gen Boogerman already?

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