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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:33PM RudyHuxtable said

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If we're going to be completely accurate I think it's safer to say the film was glitchy.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:34PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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1) I'll be happy for Wiseman to not direct this film.
2) The Rock sucks at acting. He would make a terrible Fenix.
3) Need GoW movie.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:36PM MarkezJM said

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After the tooth fairy shenanigans, moreso indeed.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:39PM Dr Blight said

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Making Sony franchises into movies shouldn't be hard. There is that little company called Sony Pictures Entertainment, after all...
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:37PM Churchbus said

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If "Nocturne" has Kate Beckinsale in tight leather, then I've lost any and all interest in a Gears of War movie.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:38PM Churchbus said

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If "Nocturne" has Kate Beckinsale in tight leather, then I've lost any and all interest in a Gears of War movie.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:39PM Churchbus said

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I suppose it's nice to finally pop my Joystiq comment cherry. Please downvote to oblivion.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:43PM eat it said

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it was kind of nice to have that image in my head twice though. UPVOTE I SAY!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:45PM Temidien said

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I'm with Space. You can't have too much of Beckinsale in leather.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:18PM Hunter2223 said

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Great... now I have to go watch Underworld again.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:39PM Organic Jerk said

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Complex narrative?

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:59PM Killface was here said

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Here's the joke



Here's your head.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:06PM Uncle Jesse said

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Complex narrative = THEY'RE SIINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:23PM Organic Jerk said

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Yeah, the sarcasm didn't seem so obvious to me..

Good enough
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:25PM Organic Jerk said

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Especially considering the characters WERE endearing
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:41PM FredFredrickson said

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I'd rather they spent the time and money making Gears 3 better anyway.

Less running / gunning through caves, more city levels, get the guy who made the music from Gears 1 back, and longer / crazier action in the levels.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:50PM Dr Blight said

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He actually did some of the music in GoW2, but right now he's working on Aliens: Colonial Marines according to IMDB.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:55PM FredFredrickson said

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Well I'm glad the guy has got some more work, but I'd still like to see the background music in Gears 3 move back to how it was in Gears 2. I like "epic" soundtracks as much as the next guy, but sometimes something gets lost when you try too hard with the orchestral music.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 3:35PM trendscenedental said

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I'm definitely all for more and longer action in levels, but I was never a huge fan of the music in either game. Go load up that fountain level from Gears 1 and listen to Coheed & Cambria's "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" (the song, although the whole album is great) while youre fighting dozens of grubs and tell me they shouldnt contract Co&Ca to do the music for Gears 3. Actually, no, don't tell me that. Because I wouldn't believe you anyway.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:45PM iceytoa1 said

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ok even though I do agree a bit :P

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:43PM eat it said

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he could pull off an eddie murphy and play every role in the game

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:45PM rowd149 said

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How come this happens with EVERY game movie that has a chance of becoming big? It's like the movie studios are all for it, all exciting, all "This'll be huge!", but then they actually get in bed with the thing, realize they might be ga(y)mers, panic and back out. Come on, guys, you just need to accept that being into games' narratives is okay. No one will judge you.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:20PM Ballistic H said

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They don't care about anything that's game-related until they hear "Jerry Bruckheimer".
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:22PM Ballistic H said

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And when they heard that name, they gave $150 million for Prince of Persia movie.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:59PM whylekat said

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"ga(y)mers"

are you insinuating that all GAMERS are attracted to the same gender?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 10:20PM rowd149 said

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Of course not. :X I was just trying to make the metaphor a little more obvious.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 10:34PM rowd149 said

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And to make things COMPLETELY obvious:

It's supposed to be a metaphor that links the behavior of some gay teens (those who are not truthful to themselves about their comfort with their own sexuality, and who become involved in sexual relationships, only to realize their discomfort just as their partner is dropping his underwear) to the behavior of movie studios who take on game adaptations. Kinda like, "Oh god oh god, I'm making a game adaptation what am I doing oh god this is too much!" *grabs clothes and flees the room*

Just, you know. A movie producer instead of that dude with frosted hair and an astounding eye for color.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:46PM whylekat said

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Starring Nolan North, Nolan North, and.... Nolan North!

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:47PM Dr Blight said

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So far, we've had Halo, BioShock, and now this 'run into trouble' and be either canned or damaged.

Of course, looking at filmmaking masterpieces like Doom, BloodRayne...maybe it's for the best.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:58PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I think that after District 9 they need to give Blomkamp another shot at making a Halo movie.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:00PM Dr Blight said

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If I recall, the main roadblock was Microsoft demanding 10% of all ticket sales and like 10 million dollars up front from the studio who produced it.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:34PM MGTrey said

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I'm officially sold on anything Bloomkamp makes, especially a Halo movie. I was apprehensive when they first announced him as the director of the Halo movie, but after D9, I can't imagine anyone else doing it.

It's the perfect fit.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:48PM MGTrey said

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"...complex narrative and endearing characters of Gears of War to be captured in a Hollywood blockbuster..."

Oh, Joystiq. Your subtle humor is your charm.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:53PM FredFredrickson said

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That was about as subtle as a shotgun blast to the face.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:20PM PedoJokerBear said

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a la Gears of War
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:27PM MGTrey said

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Given how nerfed the shotgun was in Gears 2, I think my point remains valid. :P
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:48PM PedoJokerBear said

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ITS GONNA BE SMALLER, CLEANER AND LESS BAD ASS

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:31PM JAmerican said

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That statement is a little creepy when I think about your username.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:31PM Vcize said

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Is cleaner really the opposite of badder?

Still, +1.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:53PM PedoJokerBear said

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well gooder just sucked
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:53PM (Unverified) said

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How hard can this be to make? You've got characters, art direction, a simple story, good guys, bad guys - its all there for the taking

Normally I'd be the last person to say just film it all on green screen and don't even try doing anything fancy with the story, but this would be perfect for it. Just have a simple good guys versus bad guys film with some Marcus redemption stuff, and A LOT of curb stomping and grub scratching

I guess they couldn't get the cover mechanics quite right

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:55PM Alex R said

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You would think that by now that the stiffs who are in charge of making these movies realise that Game-Movie things never work.
I can't think of a single good film to be based on a game. Ever.

Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:57PM (Unverified) said

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You didn't see the Mario Bros film?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 1:59PM Dr Blight said

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Lets not mention that one.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:04PM Jenks said

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MORTAL KOMBAT
*cue techno music*
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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Street Fighter the legend of chun li?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:24PM Ballistic H said

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Prince of Persia?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:51PM Soundwave said

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The first Street Fighter movie, with Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile and Raul Julia as M. Bison was a cinematic masterpiece.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Agreed

The recent one though was beyond bad though

It wasn't even good in an ironic way, it was shockingly bad
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 3:27PM trendscenedental said

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Um. Forgive me for pointing out the elephant in the room, but I believe the Resident Evil franchise would like a word with you.
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