America gets a bum wrap sometimes, but you should keep something in mind. You should remember that America's the sort of country where a 41-year-old locksmith from Seattle can spend 58 hours of that most precious gift of life scoring 41,336,440 points in Asteroids to break a 28-year-old world record. We're not sure what that implies about this great land, but it implies it very, very hard.
It's a staggering accomplishment Koku Gamer brings word of, and one that leaves us with just one question for John McAllister: We've waited two and a half days, would you please come help us get our keys out of our car now? Our dog looks very sleepy.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:37PM HammerShark said
It implies GREATNESS! And an awesome role model.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:55PM That Burning Sensation said
"Proud to be an American, Were atleast I know I'm free. . ."
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:57PM WiredKnight said
Downvoted. I'm just as proud as you are, but that awful song makes me feel so ashamed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:06AM That Burning Sensation said
Really? A song made you ashamed to be an American? I think you should be a shamed for taking what I posted out of context.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:14AM WiredKnight said
I admit, it did seem more harsh in writing. And perhaps "ashamed" isn't the best word. But it's still an awful song, and context doesn't really have anything to do with it.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:17AM The Aquacharger said
A song of all things makes you ashamed to be an American? The public educational system makes me ashamed to be an Amurican.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:36PM vmenge said
Can you image the time he spent training? He probably went on at least a day straight beforehand to be able to spend this much time in the real deal.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:39PM SubEngy said
Out of all places, I heard about this on All Things Considered on NPR. I was very pumped when I heard the little "pew pew" sounds from our brave little triangle on the radio.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:39PM Dr Blight said
It shows our dedication!
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:40PM YimYimYimi said
How did he drink/eat?
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:46PM The Aquacharger said
You're focused on that, I'm focused on bathroom and sleep.
But while I was at the arcade I had my girlfriend (at the time, fiance now) feed me and give me stuff to drink. Then afterwards I did the same.
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But while I was at the arcade I had my girlfriend (at the time, fiance now) feed me and give me stuff to drink. Then afterwards I did the same.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:58PM The Aquacharger said
Wow, this man is an American Hero.
I would've just used a diaper.
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I would've just used a diaper.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:41PM Marcus Carter said
I couldn't do it.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:43PM ThatStuffsLethal said
Good Lord, look at this guy's eyes. The sh** no sleep will do to you...
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:44PM (Unverified) said
28 year old record, eh? Probably took people that long to find a working Asteroids arcade machine.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:56PM The Aquacharger said
Not really, you can buy the parts everywhere for older arcade machines. Plus, you can also build one pretty easily.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:57PM CaptainProtonX said
I'm proud to be an American today.
Posted: Apr 6th 2010 11:59PM GuardianLegend said
He looks like "Sark" from the TV show Alias.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:00AM Haywire said
You know what, I don't usually say this, but that sounds like a complete waste of time. I have plenty of respect for people who want to be the best at anything, including classic videogames, but Asteroids is a beaten game, plenty of people could've done this, the only real challenge was staying awake for long enough to overtake the old score. I may not have gotten my name in the papers over the last 3 days, but I still think my time was better spent with my family and friends and studies.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:02AM The Aquacharger said
This is America! We don't care about people doing good or the right things. We only care about people wasting their times, and acting like total idiots.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:03AM Rengozu said
Now with this attention, it will be beaten again in 2 weeks.
. . . one week if previous record holder was Billy Mitchell
. . . in fact, he may be sending in his dusty old record setting VHS tapes as we speak
. . . one week if previous record holder was Billy Mitchell
. . . in fact, he may be sending in his dusty old record setting VHS tapes as we speak
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 1:58PM killdash9 said
The previous record holder was a 15-year-old (at the time) kid who died a few years afterward in an accident. That part of the story is actually a bit sad; as I recall, he left before he received the certificate celebrating his achievement, and it wasn't until almost two decades later that Twin Galaxies' Walter Day located his family to give it to them and learned of the death. Oddly enough, I don't think his family had realized that their son had set a world record which was the longest-standing world record in video games history.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:27AM (Unverified) said
Looks like the only thing he wont be scoring in is a woman after this.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:35AM The Aquacharger said
Because people are jealous and want to make themselves feel better.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:47AM emperorzeroxx said
Nerd!
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 12:56AM sinai said
this dude's 41? what kind of moisturizer does he use?
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 1:24AM DomoBraden said
My thoughts exactly. He looks like he's MAYBE 25, if even. I* don't even look that young. I'm calling shenanigans.
*It's come to my attention that using Caps Lock for emphasis on the word "I" doesn't quite pan out...
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*It's come to my attention that using Caps Lock for emphasis on the word "I" doesn't quite pan out...
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 2:04AM (Unverified) said
dude's got some wacky eyebrows though, I tell you hwhat
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 1:18AM Finito said
Also a staggering accomplishment; those eyebrows that are completely different from each other.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 1:45AM Jerk Face said
"We're not sure what that implies about this great land, but it implies it very, very hard."
I can't express enough how much this sentence delights me. Justin McElroy, you are very good at what you do.
I can't express enough how much this sentence delights me. Justin McElroy, you are very good at what you do.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 2:21AM PhilipJWitow said
Why does everything keep saying that you're proud to be an American because of this guy? Does that mean if this guy was European you wouldn't be proud to be an American?
It's just some random guy doing something awesome. Whether he's American or not doesn't change what he does or whether you should be proud of being who you are.
It's just some random guy doing something awesome. Whether he's American or not doesn't change what he does or whether you should be proud of being who you are.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 2:57AM Dr Blight said
You know, I can't believe it took this long...I believe it's "bum rap", not "bum wrap".
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 2:11PM killdash9 said
In all honesty, I thought this was a record that would never be broken. The previous record took 60 hours, and I simply thought no one would want to endure that kind of suffering again. Yes, I know that there are other classic arcade records with extremely long runs (Star Wars arcade comes to mind), but the fact that this one was around so long gave me the impression that it must have been more taxing on the player.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2010 4:22AM (Unverified) said
All that time and still wouldn't get through a decent RPG with full completion :P
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 5:10AM (Unverified) said
Won't last long once Billy Mitchell sends his tape in.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 5:52AM Ficken said
Asteroids kill screen coming if anybody wants to see it. Asteroids kill screen.
Posted: Apr 7th 2010 7:24AM (Unverified) said
He is even hotter now!
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