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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:05PM (Unverified) said

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What's with the massive jaw?

The face doesn't look anything like Lara Croft

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:08PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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thats your problem....you are looking at the wrong side of the pic....focus on the right
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:11PM SubEngy said

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What face?

..

Oh.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:16PM Evin said

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Dat ass?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:16PM Nintendo Tim said

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What the hell are you looking at her jaw for?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:22PM Ballistic H said

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Big jaw? You guys don't go out much.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:31PM (Unverified) said

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She was modeled after Morgan Manjaw. Huge jaw, great rack and flat ass.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 10:18PM hsol said

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:E
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:38PM Reinhart said

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Yeah, those great, nice, round, tight jaws....
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:41PM PedoJokerBear said

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that shotgun is nicely placed.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:43PM Reinhart said

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You dirty bear.

Wait, what?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:58PM OzCueball said

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"In this case "all the stops" translates to $250. Now, we know that's a big commitment"

How big is it? Can i fit my whole hand on her ass?
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:39AM (Unverified) said

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i agree whats up with americans always liking manly ass woman with man jaw, and about age 40-50 lookin?

no wonder female chicks in western games look hideous
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:54AM Dr Blight said

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Uh, Miranda Lawson would like a word with you.

As would almost every other female BioWare character.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 11:00AM Lobster Mobster said

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I think they're trying to make her look more like Angelina Jolie. Now, the lovely Miss Jolie does not have a disgusting gigantic manjaw, but she is also not an idealized cartoon character.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:07PM zenaxe said

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You guys realize your getting excited about the ass of a *statue* of a *fictional* character, right? Put down the controller, and get outside and get some fresh air. Right now. That's an order.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:07PM Voshempa said

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A Lara Croft that doesn't remind me of Angelina Jolie? Sweet! What? It's $250? Oh.

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:06PM Signature said

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..Her face?

What is this I don't even

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:06PM Grey said

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Man, I could get a mad amount of hookers with $250.
(burning sensations in the nether regions included)

Sorry Lara

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:07PM Dance Mofo said

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Haven't this virtual chick been in playboy?

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 10:13PM (Unverified) said

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lol@your avy
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:07PM Dr Blight said

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That actually looks well crafted. I wouldn't buy it, but not bad.

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:07PM SubEngy said

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I just stepped into the bone zone.

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:16PM Grey said

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ouch dude. watch where you're stepping. I won't be able to piss straight for a week.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:16PM Grey said

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ouch dude. watch where you're stepping. I won't be able to piss straight for a week.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:17PM Dr Blight said

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Funny enough we needed it twice!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:17PM Grey said

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stupid reply system *mumble*
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:13PM The Wicker Man said

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I'd like to escape up her tunnel.

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 4:55AM BIGGS43 said

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I'd like her to pump my shotgun.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:34PM sigma8 said

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Is that accurate boob-under-jacket physicsing? I thought cloth would stretch mostly from the back, not the armpits.....oh, hey, yes! Her jaw is a bit jowlish, isn't it!

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:28PM Dr Blight said

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They do look...weighty, don't they?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:38PM The MARIO said

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Hot!

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:41PM mu93n said

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are...are her boobs bigger than her head? o__0

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:46PM Negativecool said

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My thought process while looking at this:

1) "That's kinda hot..but...who would sit like that on some random box?" "People only sit like THAT while they're on the toilet."

2) "..."

3) "Picturing her statue in the same posture, half naked, sitting on the toilet taking a massive shit...doesn't stop me from wanting to take her from behind...."

4) "I need therapy"

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 10:04PM Foetoid said

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5) ???

6) PROFIT!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 10:58PM sigma8 said

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You sit like that if you are taking a poop and/or if you just read a Jane Austen novel and are concerned about being prim.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 11:41PM Reinhart said

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Well, no, if you look even closer you'll be able to see that her feet can't touch the ground, hence why she's sitting awkwardly.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:54PM 2kings said

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how to use the map in the NEW tomb raider!

SHOOT TITS AT IT!

Posted: Apr 8th 2010 10:29PM poofyslime said

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It's Famke Janssen!

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:03AM liquidsoap89 said

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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 7:55PM LiquidSnake said

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DAT ASS

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 12:13AM adonai said

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Now, all they need to do is make one of that Lara making out with Bayonetta and they'll sell a million, $250 price tag or not.

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 12:19AM (Unverified) said

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I know she was the first explorer of ancient ruins for treasure, but her comeback appearance in this statue is really gunning for a Nathan Drake status. I could not help but look at her and think "female Nathan Drake", despite her existence long before the dashing American acrobat who curiously operates the same occupation as the lovely Ms. Croft.
Anyways, she's looking hot, if a bit cartoonish in the face, which is OK since at least it manages to avoid the pitfall (Haha get it? Avoiding a pitfall? Guys?) of the uncanny valley. Seriously man, when I looked at Chloe in Uncharted 2, her eyes looked kind of scary, however realistic they were. Oh yeah, BIG ASS TITTIES!

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 5:00AM BIGGS43 said

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Upvoted for avoiding pitfalls.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:43AM (Unverified) said

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Seriously? No Grandma's Boy jokes yet?

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 2:24AM GoldandFinal said

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Haha seriously. I expected at least one in the first couple of posts.
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Posted: Apr 9th 2010 1:48AM Baron Milton Von Crompton said

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I second that! Or Jeanne even! Panzer Dragoon as well! Seeing as I missed out on the Panzer Dragoon Orta sculpture.

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 9:42AM funkdat69 said

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Looks like someone walked in on her while she's taking a dump.

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 11:51AM burn1n9m4n said

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Sorry Crystal Dynamics, or Eidos...or whoever the hell owns the Croft IP. But Lady Croft seems a bit too high maintenance for my tastes. I'm setting my sites on the always flirtatious Chloe from Uncharted. She's totally teh sex!

Posted: Apr 9th 2010 12:19PM (Unverified) said

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Typical Sideshow Collectible item. Way overpriced.

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