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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:44PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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I think I just wet myself.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:12PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Clean up on aisle 1. I repeat, clean up on aisle 1.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:24PM calgaryaltahotmailcom said

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I think I just wet you too ;)
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:38PM BigE4284 said

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I think I just pre-ordered.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:50PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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IN YOUR PANTS!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 4:06PM mu93n said

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I think I just wet my preordered pants o.0
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:45PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:55PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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Oh, before I forget, does anyone want to sign my petition for Square-Enix to put some kind of online free mode in Just Cause 2?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 7:21PM Brian Griffin said

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@Monsieur Tea Bag

And he still does. Just Cause 2 is one of the best sandbox games ever made, and would put GTA4 to shame if it had multiplayer.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 4:28PM Prinnywithascarf said

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Who the hell downvoted him?

I'd love to get an online mode for Just Cause 2!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 4:48PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said

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I don't get it. Did you guys hate Just Cause 2?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 6:43PM (Unverified) said

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I thought it was better than 1.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:45PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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MY POSSE'S ON BROADWAY
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:44PM The Commenter Formerly Known as said

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lol, Cap, do you come up with these jokes on your own or is that what Planeteer Heart is for? I never knew what he did...
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:51PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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For the record, Cap's got your Broad out on Broadway in a broad way in the broad day.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:53PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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These jokes are out there man, I just have a really big butterfly net.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:54PM PedoJokerBear said

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im his ghostwriter.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:50PM sircool2008 said

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Tony has Posse
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:52PM NeilNaS said

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OH

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GOD
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 4:29PM Prinnywithascarf said

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OH

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DOG
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 5:27PM Gillfigno said

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OH

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CAR
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:53PM Benner said

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At first I really didn't care for this game, but the more I see of it, the more bad ass it becomes. Can't wait to play this.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:56PM s ls said

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I WANT TO RIDE A DONKEY!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:13PM Monchis said

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That's what she said.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:31PM MrHashbrown said

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"Hey Ron, look! I'm riding a furry tractor."
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:57PM Cadattack123 said

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:58PM NukeAssault said

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I really need to save up. *drool*
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 5:35PM mintpass said

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Wait..you need to save up to get video game?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:58PM JMoney156 said

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I got my hands on the single-player demo at PAX East and I'm so pumped for the final build. This mode sounds pretty interesting; I hope there's plenty to do though. The mode similar to this in GTA IV was fun for an hour or so, then got boring.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:03PM MystileArmor said

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If it got boring, you weren't doing it the right way.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:47PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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"If it got boring, you weren't doing it the right way."

This. Driving a helicopter while your friends are hanging on it is one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had with an online game.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:51PM JMoney156 said

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I did this years ago in the Battlefield games, except in the Battlefield games, I had enemies to shoot at and objectives to complete.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:44PM MystileArmor said

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You lack imagination, my friend. GTA has never ever bored me.
This is me in a session of GTA:

"Dude, let's go jump out of helicopters and try to land in swimming pools!"
"Dude, let's see if we can do a motorcycle race in the subway system!"
"Dude, let's have a shoot-out with cops in the hospital!"

Do I need to continue?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:59PM Venom 73 said

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Absolutely AMAZING! Can't wait.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 1:59PM The Albatross said

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I think it's going to be underwhelming, like GTAs. GTA's multiplayer looked like the tits and totally didn't deliver. I wish that it were more complimentary to the single player game than it seems. We'll see.

Still really excited about the game.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 7:21PM Brian Griffin said

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GTA4's free mode multiplayer is the ONLY thing that made GTA4 enjoyable. Not sure what you're talking about.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:01PM FlareSama said

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Sold!

Now just have to decide which console to pick it up on.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:04PM Cadattack123 said

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Xbox 360 maby?
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:05PM FlareSama said

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Yeah it might be more fun on Live. Although I have a lot of friends on PSN who would love this game also.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:30PM YeahYEahYouWere said

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I'm having the same debate - I would have pre-ordered 2 weeks ago if I could pick a system. Leaning toward 360 - better controller and I can loan it to my brother when I'm done. But I'd like to get a bit more info on the specs for each console before taking the plunge.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:04PM gestault13 said

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Regulators, Mount Up!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:37PM YeahYEahYouWere said

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It was a clear black night! A clear white moon!
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:06PM Im No Hero said

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Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 3:14PM sirspy said

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Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 5:07PM Jason Omega said

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Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone.
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 9:56PM PedoJokerBear said

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i love you joystiq
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:06PM den69 said

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If you're anything like GTAIV multiplayer then you can go away...
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:09PM Cadattack123 said

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GTFO FOOL !
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:08PM PerfectCyanide said

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Once again Joystiq is behind schedule with there info... I learned of this last week in entirety. Don't worry, I still love you baby
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Posted: Apr 8th 2010 2:30PM MeganG said

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At first I was like "woo!" but then I remembered how boring the GTA IV multiplayer was. Nevermind :-(

Still, the single player looks crazy good.
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