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Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:32PM Gun Barrier said

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nothing at all.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 3:29PM Morisato13 said

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If we burn the books, will zombie monkeys come out of it at least?
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Posted: Apr 10th 2010 4:07PM (Unverified) said

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ftw!
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Posted: Apr 10th 2010 6:35PM (Unverified) said

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But these won't work on my iPad..
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Posted: Apr 11th 2010 11:15PM EechuTah said

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read it and weep!

cheaaaaa!!!!
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Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:34PM LightAce said

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Give it to my friend, who's studying to be in the game industry

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:34PM DudeGuyMan said

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Umm, I like Halo?

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM RogueJedi86 said

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"Leave a comment telling us what you'll do with your newfound knowledge."

"Umm, I like Halo?" does not tell them what you'll do with your newfound knowledge from these books. Pay attention. :)
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Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:35PM (Unverified) said

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With my new found knowledge I will take over the universe. I would start my own video game project.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:35PM patboy2008 said

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I will develop the greatest Sonic game EVAR!!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:37PM asg said

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I will use it to make more intelligent Joystiq comments

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:37PM Yan said

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Partake in witty banter with my scene, video game-loving friends.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:37PM DanteSparda504 said

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Play moar games!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:37PM NoBull6 said

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This is really awesome. I'm working on XNA and have so far made...Pong. Hopefully these books will help me make something better.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:38PM (Unverified) said

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If I won, I would use this reading material to extend the depth and breadth of my gaming knowledge, with the ultimate goal, of course being a full time job in the games industry.

Mind you, this is a goal I have been pursuing for years, but through a series of happy coincidences, I'm inching my way closer. That's a story for another post, however.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:39PM Alfredo said

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Obtain VideoGame Reading Skillz while wearing my Joystiq's BlueBerry Moffin Tops Wristband from PAX East :D

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:39PM Echoo said

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Create lightsabers and self aware video game characters to help me conquer the galaxy

Posted: Apr 12th 2010 9:58AM kads said

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do want

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:40PM MarkHawk said

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I'm a visual effects artist with a passion in gaming. Say what you will about Lucas himself but he's built on of the best collaboration of artist. I aspirer to be on that campus not as a visitor but as an employee.That's what I hope to do with this vast grouping of knowledge. Use it to further my career in the Visual Effects Industry.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:40PM Tr3pidation said

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I will devise a plan to take over the world THAT IS FAR SUPERIOR THAN PINKY AND THE BRAIN'S!*


*very likely to be not true.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM recs said

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feed the hungry

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM RandomZero said

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I don't do anything with the knowledge I have now, I see no reason to change that.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM Smac1 said

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Create Skynet

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM Acosta02 said

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I would love to use this knowledge to better entertain my fellow man.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM Dougtastic said

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Cure Cancer!

...and maybe make a game or two.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM jonater said

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enjoy the storys and try to make a game.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM Mithrandir said

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The same thing I do every night, Joystiqy. Try to take over the (gaming) world!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:41PM LegendaryFluffy said

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I'll log it all away till the day I start my own game company. At which point, I'll bust out all that knowledge and amaze the world with the Next Big Thing.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM (Unverified) said

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I plan to be a game designer and developer for my life career. This would help out a lot :)

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM camronm21 said

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I'd read through them, try to make something cool this summer when I'm not bogged down with schoolwork.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM carmaction said

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My girlfriend is in her third semester of game programming. Nothing spells 'romance' like a fat stack of knowledge.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:42PM DevilSei said

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Silly mortals, with the knowledge I'd gain from these books, it would become completely unfathomable for your simple minds to digest... my words would be like gods upon your ears, your minds will melt, and your eyes shall bulge from their sockets, your screams will shatter the air but never drown out the truth that shall play through your head for eternity...

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM peterntrinh said

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Use it for inspiration to write comics!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM deejaymoogz said

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Try to take over the world or eat some ice cream.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM FireFox516 said

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I would use it to design the ultimate game to pitch for some studio I hope to get by hired by in the time I graduate (before the end of this year). Also, I want to learn to be the best videogame designer I can be and these books are always fun and interesting to read.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM KonArtist said

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rule the world of course. and do my own taxes!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:43PM OzCueball said

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"We know you're probably asking yourself, "What the heck is this? I want Joyswag to include something cool!

Fixed!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:44PM HandheldAddictblogspotcom said

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I'd use them to understand how to make an enjoyable game that is accessible across as many platforms as possible, and to keep a sense of humour in it.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:44PM TrumpetDan said

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I would definitely love to add these to my bookshelf, and I would ultimately use the knowledge to get some of these game ideas my brother and I have been brainstorming further developed!

Maybe I'll have a game or two on Xbox Live's Indie section some time in the future! *crossing fingers*

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:44PM (Unverified) said

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Complete my doomsday device and finally take over the world, of course. That or fight zombies. Either or.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:45PM Haon said

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What would I do with this new found knowledge? Ill do the same thing I do every night; Try and take over the world. Or masturbate furiously to internet porn. Whatever comes first.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:45PM (Unverified) said

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make an A.I that will enslave the human race

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM moose0030 said

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I will create a sports game ... The Heckler

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM Dr Blight said

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Use them for both comments and game design.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM Manifest37 said

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Get around to creating a Bucky O Hare RPG for the PSN.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM nanotitan said

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I will use the knowledge to crush the enemy, to destroy them completely, and bathe in the lamentations of their women.

FO SHO!

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM oncrazyleafsfan said

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i would use this knowlage to make a game based on my six years old understanding on what a game should be , which includes spongebob, pokemon and max and ruby all rolled in one and then thown into a multiplayer match

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:46PM Xiegfried said

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Use it to make an awesome game in Stencyl when it releases

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:47PM ColonCatastrophe said

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I shall create a casual Halo game, where the main goal is to feed Covenant to Master Chief... With X-wings.

Posted: Apr 10th 2010 2:48PM Archerboy said

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I'd solve the answer to world hunger...wait that's food!

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