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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:04PM GoldandFinal said

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Humanity never ceases to amaze me

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:10PM Special Agent Steve said

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Just some of it.
The rest... meh.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:35PM Morisato13 said

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Humanity never amazes me... I'm always disappointed.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 1:11AM Tachyonic Cargo said

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I'm reserving this image, for when the thug decides that he's not in enough trouble yet, and attempts to keep his promise of bodily harm to the witness

http://lidercorp.org.mx/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/DoubleFacePalm.jpg
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:05PM Acosta02 said

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Rats only have a lifespan of 3 years on average; I don't know what this guy is talking about. He needs to get his facts straight.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:10PM bxgt said

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Zombie rats?
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:11PM RKN said

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Rat = tattletale
Die Slow = Die slowly and painfully.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:13PM Acosta02 said

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Yeah, zombie rats would probably last longer, especially if left to slowly decay as they scurried around. I guess gradual decomposition counts as dying slow.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:28PM TheDarkWayne said

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geez desi, you'd have to be stupider than the criminal to think we needed an explanation
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 12:25AM mahouneko said

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I heard Zombie Rats and immediately thought of Parasite Eve.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:09PM JamesHks said

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Cause threatening/killing the person is guna is guna fix your crime situation right?

People like this should sterilized.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:49PM MystileArmor said

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I'm surprised you can spell "sterilized".
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:45PM (Unverified) said

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oh burnnnnn
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 1:10AM JamesHks said

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i don't get it
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 2:20AM Mr Period said

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don't worry cap you ain't suposed to
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 10:29AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Cap you are a grown man than keeps getting his ass kicked by a group of kids....obviously you can be too bright
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 11:23AM JamesHks said

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the nerve.. i'll get you for this! if its THE LAST THING I DO!!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:10PM Bagels said

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Douches bleed even slower.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:10PM bxgt said

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Douches collect blood.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:32PM XLM said

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BxGT, your girl's doing it waaaay wrong.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:37PM bxgt said

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I have no idea, must have missed that course in school.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:42PM Morisato13 said

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Lol. Can you imagine BxGT's girl telling him that she needs a douche and he comes back from the store with some tampons?
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:03PM bxgt said

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Gee thanks for warning me now Morisato. Kinda late this time.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:10PM gonintendo said

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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:34PM bxgt said

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Anybody that can bring pearl jam into a conversation gets points up.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:49PM gonintendo said

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lol thanks
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:11PM CaptainProtonX said

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I approve this image.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:21PM Dr Blight said

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I approve your avatar.

Warp Factor F**k You!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:55PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said

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Also set phasers to F**k Off
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:18PM Cjgrimmreaper PSN Xbox LIVE said

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Shows yet again how humanity is failing to prove it's worth....

on another note Captain Picard hates this as much as the next guy...I mean just look at that picture

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:23PM Dr Blight said

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Great pic. However, beige doesn't look right on a warship.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:42PM CaptainProtonX said

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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:56PM Drakkenfyre said

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None of the Enterprises were warships. In fact, none of the ships in the Federation were warhips. The first one in a long time was the Defiant, which was "technically" an escort ship. The Enterprise-E was more meant for battle, but it still was not a warship.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:56PM Dr Blight said

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Oh please. Whenever you weren't in command Riker had the balls to launch a photon torpedo!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:06PM Dr Blight said

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It's just window dressing. Like how the US doesn't have 'battleships', we have 'cruisers'.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 12:07AM Mazrael said

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If you look at the Legacy game..

NX-01 & 1701/-A and Voyager were cruisers
1701-B/C/D & E were battleships
the Defiant is a destroyer
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 12:14AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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Buncha nerds.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 1:16AM Drakkenfyre said

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Legacy is a game, and as such, placed the ships into classes.

The Enterprise-D is not a warship, You don't take your family with you on a warship. Ignore whatever the games say. Refer directly to the series or other sources. The B definately wasn't a warship.
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 4:09AM NOOK360 said

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NERDALERT!
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 10:11AM psylah said

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"None of the Enterprises were warships."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_%28CVN-65%29
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Posted: Apr 15th 2010 2:18PM Drakkenfyre said

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We are talking the show. Of course the real carrier Enterprise was a warship.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 10:23PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Snitches get stitches?

Posted: Apr 15th 2010 9:09AM Cap Morgan said

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Yup and dumbasses who fail an intimidation get sodomized
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:08PM BrokenTriforce said

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Hmmmmmmmm.... Using Live as a way to catch criminals. Genius.

Although I'll hate the day when the courts begin to issue subpoenas through XBL. I don't answer the door/phone for people/numbers I don't recognize. It's the only way they'll get me.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:23PM Reinhart said

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"Rats die slow"

And dumb criminals go to jail, where they get to know each other really well without really knowing each other.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:30PM RDX said

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Two things annoy me-
1) Stupid people.
2) Stupid people who don't use adverbs.

Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:37PM Temidien said

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I'm honestly surprised no one has posted this yet.

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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:38PM Zertoss said

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It was in the main article. No need to repost it.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:43PM Temidien said

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I've always preferred the ASCII art for some reason :P
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Posted: Apr 14th 2010 11:42PM Temidien said

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lol, I beat you by 1 min XD

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