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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:03PM PantsParty said

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I've passed out in Health class like 3 times. And to top it all of, it was during quiet bookwork time.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2010 7:51AM LegendaryFluffy said

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When I was much younger than I am now, I was playing with this Power Ranger candy. For whatever reason, I stuck the piece of candy up my nose. It was stuck and I couldn't get it out. I told my mom, and she panicked and took me to the ER where they broke out the X-rays and the whole nine yards only to tell my mom that it'd probably dissolve in a few days.

I have never stuck candy up my nose since.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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When Aeris died, a part of me died with her. :(
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:07PM africansk8er said

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Last Thursday I saw the Specials in Los Angeles. It was awesome, I was front row to this amazing band. Even Gwen Stafani was at the show that night. Good times.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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One time, I accidentally swallowed a nickel while trying to balance it on my nose. It actually didn't cause me too much pain.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:09PM InsanityTrigger said

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This one time, a pretty cool gaming blog gave me a free game called Resonance Of Fate. It was pretty kick ass.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:08PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Sorry Joystiq, all my memorable moments were filthy and perverse.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:09PM (Unverified) said

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The first time my wife became pregnant she had stretch marks. She was feeling bad and showed them to me. My response was "oh my". That was not the answer she was looking for. It's funny now but at the time she was in tears.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 11:33PM Foetoid said

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Hahahaha! Give this man a copy!!
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Posted: Apr 19th 2010 3:20PM (Unverified) said

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Yes give him the game. Or give it to me because yesterday my sisters baby pee my bed :-/
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:09PM b2trumpet said

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Last year for senior year prank, someone released a bunch of chickens into the school. (It's easy to get stuff in through the back.) There is turd EVERYWHERE, and it was hilarious. Seeing the look on those teacher's faces was priceless.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:09PM Courtney said

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I once made a comment on Joystiq. It still resonates with me.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:10PM wardob said

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I was sent to this planet from a distant world by my parents, who saved me right before the planet blew up. And get this, on this planet I can fly, shoot lasers out of my eyes, and I'm virtually unstoppable. I think it has something to do with the yellow sun...

Pretty crazy eh?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:10PM (Unverified) said

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When my mom had the Toys R Us receipt for that faulty copy of Nuclear Strike (PS1), I realized that Santa Claus was not real
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Posted: Apr 19th 2010 12:15AM peternography said

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this doesn't just deserve a game it deserves a console this is your winner joystiq
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:12PM (Unverified) said

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I once took a diarrhea shit in the yard of a house in my neighborhood at night because I was running with the shits. Looked gnarly the next day.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:10PM Zerual said

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There was a huge tree in my friend's yard and me, being a smaller fellow, was told repeatedly that I would never climb that tree. Well, I did. Climbed it all the way to the top. I then precede to fall.

Surprisingly, in what had to be a tiny miracle, no bones were broken, but I did suffer some cuts, bruises, and just general soreness for a week or so
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:11PM SparkyTh3Dog said

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I once saw my brother throw up when I was a kid then ran into the other room to tell my mom about it and also threw it right in front of her. I was a young lad back then :P
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:11PM brotherdaz said

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The day our son was born! Best day of my life!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:11PM nonstoPRObot said

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I ate a grilled cheese sandwich last night
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:11PM kking56 said

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I fell through a window that was memorable.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:12PM xakari said

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it was getting hot in my class, and i kept complaining. finally i couldnt take it anymore and made a big deal of taking off my pants in the middle of class because i knew i had on gym shorts under my jeans that day... it was funny seeing the faces of those who didnt know i had shorts on, funny until my teacher got pretty mad at me.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:12PM Soundwave said

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A couple years ago I found some kittens in my backyard hiding under a pile of wood.

Now one of them is my favorite pet ever.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:13PM (Unverified) said

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when i was little, after watching Caddyshack i went to the pool and someone took a shit in there, and i, thinking it was a baby ruth picked it up and almost ate it untill my brother jumped on top of me to stop me, scarred me for life :(
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:13PM Dr Blight said

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The time when we purposely put together a computer without CPU fans to pi$s off the comp teacher...ah, the smell of burning silicon.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:13PM Yggdrasiel said

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I once shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose 5 times in one day from how much i was laughing with a friend, needless to say it burned pretty bad...
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:13PM placebo33 said

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I once put a pebble in my ear. It was there for months before it came out, covered in ear wax. I learned not to put foreign objects in my ear.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:13PM Lam said

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I remember when I won this game... yeah.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:14PM Rankore said

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Probably this one time when I was three and I got stuck underneath an old satellite dish. You remember those white fiberglass ones that were huge and only picked up 4 channels. Yeah, one of those and anyway I was under there a long time till my mom just happen to see it bobbing up and down, and then she rescued me.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:14PM Nolan North said

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I remember when I had my first kiss...or 27 kisses depending on how you look at it.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:16PM kurisub said

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typing this comment was a quite memorable experience in my life
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:16PM (Unverified) said

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One time I burned my face while roasting a marshmallow.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:16PM LightAce said

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When I got a fry, in my order of onion rings. Yes that was memorable
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:16PM Arsenic13 said

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I ran up a wet slide in elementary school and broke my nose. Good times....good times.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:17PM (Unverified) said

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When I was in the third grade me and my cousins were playing in my uncles car and after a while my cousin pulls the brake release and the car(being on a hill) starts rolling down the side of the house and crashing into a wall.....luckely no one was hurt
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:16PM Hunter2223 said

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This one time at band camp the entire class dared me to jump into the lake fully clothed and I totally did it.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:18PM KeeperOFFate said

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How about the moment I decided to purchase Final Fantasy 13 instead of Resonance of Fate? One of the stupidest moves I've made EVER.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:18PM username301 said

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One of my first memories was when I got a snes. That day was awesome.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:18PM Reinhart said

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I remember the time when I saw negative reviews of a game and then Joystiq put it up as a prize.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM VeritableHero said

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I crushed the testicles of a class mate with an 8-pound shotput ball. That was 6th grade and I'm now 25. It's certainly stuck with me. I wonder if he can have kids....
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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One particularly cold winter I went for a walk to a local comic shop with friends. Living in Florida, no one is used to cold weather. From my house all the way to the comic shop, there was a gigantic pathway of ice, because the automated sprinklers everywhere still turned on at night. We ended up finally arriving at the shop bruised and tired from constantly slipping and falling down. It was a confusing and odd experience, but it was amusing to watch us constantly slip and fall out of nowhere.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM (Unverified) said

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I bike regularly on a 11-mile off-road trail park. One time I made the mistake of eating a cream cheese danish and drinking a milk before a ride. That mistake caught up with me about 8 miles into the trail. I had to make an extreme evacuation and had no choice but to venture into the woods to dig a hole.

As I bent over to dig the hole I guess I just lost control and lets just say I ended up with brown boxers AND socks.

Having rode with a friend I headed for the little retention pond and had to jump in shoes and all and try to wash what I could away.

Needless to say it was a long ride back to the truck and a LONG ride home in the back of my friends truck smelling like ish and covered in suddenly brown clothes.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:19PM vorps said

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One time there was an onion ring in my order of fries. I lifted it into the air and said "Look sir, droids!"

Yep.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM shh101890 said

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The day that I finished the show Six Feet Under. The single best TV show ever made.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM Jordan S said

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I electrocuted mysef a few times as a kid. That made me resonate for a while.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM andrewThompson said

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my 360 died. like 7 times....
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:22PM (Unverified) said

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My favorite memory: I got a phone call from an ex-girlfriend one day after we had broken up 3 months prior. She was crying and kept saying "I'm sorry! I'm sorry" over and over again. Thinking she had called to finally come clean about the end of our relationship I tried to calm her down and tell her it'd be OK. It wasn't until she told me she couldn't get in contact with a large Italian man she worked with that I realized the situation wholly. She had paid this large Italian man to come to my college and beat me up inbetween classes. She realized her mistake and tried to reach him but he was unavailable. She gave him a list of my classes, my photo, house and license plate number. I hung up on her and immediately locked my door.

I walked around campus with a bat all week. Loads of fun. One of my favorite memories, it is actually how I met my current girlfriend of a few years :)
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Posted: Apr 19th 2010 7:25AM whylekat said

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Did you call the police?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:20PM cakalusa said

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Christmas.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2010 8:21PM BigTop77 said

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Drank, puked, rebound!
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