Oh, and before you watch the video (and inevitably call that number to order your own set), know that we think we've finally figured out John 117's identity: Michael McDonald.
[Via LazyGamer]
Oh, and before you watch the video (and inevitably call that number to order your own set), know that we think we've finally figured out John 117's identity: Michael McDonald.
[Via LazyGamer]
Reader Comments (37)
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:29PM CaptainProtonX said
Video failing for anyone else?
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:39PM MystileArmor said
Nope, it's working here. But Phil Collins might try to make it not work again.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:31PM LegendaryFluffy said
I almost wish this was real.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:32PM BrianH said
amazing
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:33PM Chulipin said
What's next? Mario singing "Mamma Mia"?
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:34PM Vexx said
Now..
Why wasnt this Halo related thing the April Fools joke?
Why wasnt this Halo related thing the April Fools joke?
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:34PM MystileArmor said
...Master Chief used to be a Doobie Brother! I knew it!
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:36PM (Unverified) said
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:41PM TheMichaelJackson said
I hate to admit it, but Master Chief sings better than me.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 8:49PM maveric101 said
wh-
i don-
fffuu???????
i don-
fffuu???????
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:07PM maveric101 said
ah. ign spoof. i feel dumb. for a bit i thought it might be a crazed fan trying to make some cash (i can't really watch the video since i'm in a lab).
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Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:00PM Dr Blight said
Or songs by Captain (Keyes) and Tenille(sp?).
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:13PM Dr Perry Ulysses Cox said
Oh man, it would be so rad if they had a Master Chief/Cortana duet to the tune of either "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" or "I Would do Anything for Love (But I Won't do That).
Cortana: Will you kill the Brutes? Will you spill their blood?
Will you save the universe from the Godforsaken Flood?
Will you make the Covenant go away?
Chief: I can do that. Oh, I can do that.
Cortana: Will you help the Arbiter in his quest for truth?
Will you track the Halo's down like a certain British sleuth?
Will you teabag all the n00bs in the world?
Chief: Now I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!
Cortana: I know the territory, I've been online.
Soon, you'll be a racist prick and a stupid, sexist swine
And then you'll spam the energy sword.
Chief: I won't do that. No, I won't do that.
Cortana: Will you kill the Brutes? Will you spill their blood?
Will you save the universe from the Godforsaken Flood?
Will you make the Covenant go away?
Chief: I can do that. Oh, I can do that.
Cortana: Will you help the Arbiter in his quest for truth?
Will you track the Halo's down like a certain British sleuth?
Will you teabag all the n00bs in the world?
Chief: Now I can do that! Oh oh now, I can do that!
Cortana: I know the territory, I've been online.
Soon, you'll be a racist prick and a stupid, sexist swine
And then you'll spam the energy sword.
Chief: I won't do that. No, I won't do that.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:28PM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, Halo
Tell me, Cortana, now where did
the Forerunners decide to go
Help to open my eyes
Take me Halo by Halo
Over, sideways and under
On a magic Banshee ride
A whole new world
A new galactic point of view
Let's tell those Prophets no
And tell them their only dreaming
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Shining, shimmering, Halo
Tell me, Cortana, now where did
the Forerunners decide to go
Help to open my eyes
Take me Halo by Halo
Over, sideways and under
On a magic Banshee ride
A whole new world
A new galactic point of view
Let's tell those Prophets no
And tell them their only dreaming
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:22PM refinedsugar said
God dammit, Loggins! The smooth grooves of this song alone will make it to at least #2.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 9:35PM rajendra82 said
If Master Chief sings, would it be space opera?
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 11:39PM Stevetrop Man of Mystery said
A duet with the blue chick from the fifth element.
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Posted: Apr 21st 2010 10:05PM Admiral White said
Please tell me that Kratos and Master Chief do a song together....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--RaQjLxypc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--RaQjLxypc
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 10:23PM 343 Guilty Fart said
*That was genius*
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 10:33PM darrenwebb27 said
I knew there was a reason Phil Collins was so catchy...
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 10:47PM Courtney said
But WAIT!
There are many more songs that weren't listed.
There are many more songs that weren't listed.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 11:02PM laserboyjc said
this reminds me of one of my favorite Master Chief pics on flickr...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ayton/136629036/
I didn't take it, but really wish I had :)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ayton/136629036/
I didn't take it, but really wish I had :)
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 11:11PM sigma8 said
What? No Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?? I'm waiting for the next album set.
Posted: Apr 21st 2010 11:17PM HBlakeH117 said
So I called that number: 1(800)555-24433 and guess what...
Its a sex hotline...
lolololololololololololol
Its a sex hotline...
lolololololololololololol
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 1:00AM Nirvash Planeteer Power of Capt said
Dude....That was just Cortana. Calm down.
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Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 2:25AM (Unverified) said
Damn this shit is awesome.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 2:42AM leemahi said
I love being older because ive lived through most of these songs. i love phil collins anyone who disagrees with me is on drugs.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 4:04AM (Unverified) said
CURSE YOU JOYSTIQ!
I read my name and thought you had found a video of me. It's a relief it's not me, but I also died a little inside.
I read my name and thought you had found a video of me. It's a relief it's not me, but I also died a little inside.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 6:58AM andrewpoe said
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work.
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 10:43AM blazian said
meh..
Posted: Apr 22nd 2010 4:12PM (Unverified) said
that video is soo bad and blah inducing its considered a party foul to show to stoned or drunk friends.
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