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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:08PM Uncle Jesse said

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I am Jack's kind of fun and almost entirely inoffensive game.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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heh I saw Stamos in person last nite at an event I was working
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:09PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Thanks for the great review. Seems I will be renting this title.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 1:59PM JBourne said

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I upvoted you.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:10PM PlatinumSkeet said

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I liked the original Dead to Rights. Am I the only one who wanted this game to do good?

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:13PM Newfiescreech16 said

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I thought the Original was great. And a PS2 one not sure what it was I liked. And been waiting on this one since the article in Qore.

So nope your not alone
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Posted: Apr 28th 2010 2:21PM Brook said

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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:10PM BoBsS said

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So the game didn't fail ... but it also didn't really win ... interesting

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:16PM Jerk Face said

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I think there's a place for a game like that. It's called Slow Season. After all the biggish May releases are done, I might have some room for a game like this come Summer. Especially since it'll be cheap by then, too.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 1:05PM whylekat said

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I still doubt it will sell.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:27PM Anticrawl said

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Getting this along with Nier this week from Gamefly, need to finish SC:C and Just Cause 2 as well (you are never really done in Just Cause 2, those places aren't gonna blow themselves up). Both this and Nier look like old school simplistic fun.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:28PM eat it said

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these are the game goozex is for.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:30PM BigE4284 said

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Can Shadow get beat up or killed? I'm a softy when it comes to dogs and wouldn't want to see my loyal companion getting smacked around by a baddie.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:36PM (Unverified) said

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I would've bought it if it was a co-op game and one dude played the dog.

Huge missed opportunity right there

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 12:51PM eat it said

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it'd be fun for the dog but could you imagine playing as the guy? "NO, NO, what do you have in your mouth. sigh...no don't hump my leg! yes yes yes you're a good dog now stop licking my face."
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 1:23PM NaeemTHM said

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"Dead to Rights: Retribution? Not half bad."

Yeah but it's not half good either!

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/video/stills/muppets5-large.jpg

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 6:12PM AutobotIronhide said

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Such great nostalgia.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 1:24PM Rax Dakkar said

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I could care less what game it is, I'm just happy to read another one of Justin McElroy's excellent reviews. Keep up the great work!

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 2:08PM juggalotusmx said

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I always read these reviews bottom to top, if they say something interesting like "my honest review is that the game is kind of fun and almost entirely inoffensive" i keep reading up and up until i decide if its good enuff.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 4:58PM Krow said

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all I want to know is can I use this to train my dog?

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 6:39PM R5 said

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Thank you Joystiq.

Posted: Apr 27th 2010 7:54PM ch3burashka said

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"Basically, if you've got some guff to dole out or need some prisoners taken, stay away from these two."

This is why I love Joystiq and, more specifically, Justin McElroy.

I knew this was going to be a mediocre game, but I could *really* go for a 50 Cent experience right about now.

Posted: May 6th 2010 5:55PM Duke said

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Agreed. Oh, and 50 cent was pretty darn fun in the end. No pretentious crap - just goofy fun.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2010 8:02PM malexandria1 said

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I loved the PS2 Dead to Rights, sicking the dog after people just never got old. LMAO every single time. Just hid in a corner and said sick em.

Posted: May 11th 2010 3:41PM (Unverified) said

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I'm playing this game now...and I'm enjoying it! The reasons I decided to pick it up were solely based on Justin's comments on the podcast last week.

Posted: May 23rd 2010 9:47PM (Unverified) said

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Short version of my review just having beat this game (for anyone interested)

1. Combat is fast, and fun. Stay out in the open and you will get dropped. You have to work with shadow and you two become unstoppable.

2. Shadow, amazing dog sidekick. The kill scenes and the stealth levels featuring shadow are fun. They are anything but monotonous. When was the last time you played a dog that senses heartbeats, pisses on generators, and has some over-the-top finishers? Exactly. Shadow does everything a dog would do plus more. He retrieves weapons, takes down baddies, yanks on baddies giving you a chance to get a clean shot, he watches your back when hes on follow, hes plain adorable. If you want the dog to tap dance and back-flip everywhere he goes, wrong game. Hes a dog, get over it. Their is only two buttons to manage him. If two buttons are too hard for you then you mustve had a hard time with the NES, and i am deeply sorry.

3. The story is a noir, its typical but then again every story has been beatin to death. This story fits, its emotional, filled with vengeance, and gives YOU a reason to get "into" the game. Especially if someone hurts your dog.

4. The graphics are good. The city style is good (when you actually play in the neighborhood). I for one liked the style of the city because it was meant to look like a bad place, a place filled with crime. The dark tones fit and give you a sense of "i do need to clean the streets". Bottom line, if you want sparkles and fairy dust, final fantasy is that way ->

5. The escort missions are not even a problem nor a flaw. They are easy. You can pick up and place your escort anywhere, heal them automatically, they don't run anywhere in your way, and basically just stay in cover. It was so incredibly easy and a fun element to the level that if you do have problems with it, work on them coordination skills? On the hardest difficulty it IS a challenge.. expected indeed.

6. Overall, the games a blast. Their are times where its best to shoot or you will be overrun. Other times you have a chance to go face to face. Good story, fun elements. Cover system couldve used a bit more work but its not game breaking in any way. It fits, it works and it gets you through the game. Definitely a buy if you are into the dark cop noir genre. If you are looking for a breath of fresh air in the shooter / action genre, this game scratches that itch.

Have fun!

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