Aisha Tyler provided us with countless chuckles and guffaws during her stint as the host of Talk Soup -- now she's providing us with sage-like advice on how to succeed in the Halo: Reach multiplayer beta, which Bungie says will drop "late morning PDT." Check out the video above to watch Tyler give a rundown of the series' new maps, game types and weapons. She'll even demonstrate the proper way to handle said weapons using comically oversized props.
Heads up: Throughout the course of the video, Tyler uses about 22 variations of the phrase "kick your ass," so you should file this one under "NSFW."
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:46AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
I'd rather her reach around me....lol
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 2:09PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said
Ipsum has been smoking too much, the smoke has reached his head and clouded it.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:49AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
I'm sorry that you've missed out on 9 years of Awesome™.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 12:13PM TheMonkeyKingX88 said
@ Solace i can't believe u've never played halo lol thats just crazy !
@ captain planet halo 1&2 were great halo 3 sucked!! ODST was average but was still good, and halo wars should of been for PC only RTS games just make better sense wit a keyboard n mouse.
REACH is going to be a true sequel to the HALO franchise,can't wait to go over my buddy's place n play the beta for hours ...i wonder if REACH is comin for PC too?
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@ captain planet halo 1&2 were great halo 3 sucked!! ODST was average but was still good, and halo wars should of been for PC only RTS games just make better sense wit a keyboard n mouse.
REACH is going to be a true sequel to the HALO franchise,can't wait to go over my buddy's place n play the beta for hours ...i wonder if REACH is comin for PC too?
Posted: May 5th 2010 10:34AM ShooShooShooMF said
OH NO! THIS PERSON NEVER PLAYED HALO!!! DOWN VOTE DOWNV OTE DOWN VOTE!!!
Freaking fanboys...
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Freaking fanboys...
Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:37AM (Unverified) said
Watching that video just makes me want to watch some Archer...
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 1:43PM Mal F4cti0n said
Go watch Archer on hulu.com.....much easier and you don't need to pay anything.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:41AM (Unverified) said
I know anytime I want to talk about video games I immediately start spouting I CAN KICK YO ASS~ as soon as possible. It's very approachable!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:47AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said
You totally ruined my FAP FAP FAP session.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:45AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
what kind of Jobs do you people have where you can't say "ass" at work??
NSFW in my book is Nudity....lol
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NSFW in my book is Nudity....lol
Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:47AM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
Any job in an office environment.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:57AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
Tigre my wife works in an office environment at a Fortune 500 company.....as long as they don't curse at each other in a hateful derogatory manner they can curse all the want....then there are the call centers....which are office environments and I hear cursing at those all the time....you would be surprised how many people don't realize they aren't muting the call....
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 12:04PM ytilanigiroon said
Chris, I've worked help desk before. If they don't allow you to swear, the slang wouldn't be going "postal", it'd be going "operator".
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 12:42PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
Ok so maybe not "any" job in an office environment but you get the gist of it. I'd say working a front desk when dealing with the public or in the hospitality industry are also places where cursing is probably not a good idea.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 12:50PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
well you shouldn't be watching videos while in view of the public anyways....lol
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 11:46AM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said
Pretty funny video ... but also very informative. Great stuff.
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