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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:11PM phillipsteak said

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i still love you justin
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:50PM Liekos said

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LITERALLY!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:02PM 01 said

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"Can you see the fish?"

Justin, buddy, there is no fish.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:32PM Mortegro said

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I love all of you guys


And Ladies.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 8:38PM Grey said

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Just curious. Since you already "wasted your life" trying to catch the fish, why not just finish the game. From what I am hearing its not all bad. It can't be worse than this part. Honestly when a game gets me down, but I finally accomplish something as stupid ridiculous as what the video depicts, it gives me no greater joy than to complete the game and stick my middle finger up at the tv and yell F*ck you!!! But hey, that's just me...
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 10:11PM camronm21 said

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What do you think, book?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 10:50PM phinn said

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This game looks okay, but Demon's Souls is so much better.
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Posted: May 4th 2010 12:22AM PreGHz said

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Is this the first time that Joystiq's given a numbered scored?

Nier scores a landmark!
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Posted: May 4th 2010 3:52AM Boomzilla said

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I couldn't even finish watching it. Does he catch a fish?
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Posted: May 4th 2010 5:29AM den69 said

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@silencio

Yeah and it's the wrong fish in the end lol
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Posted: May 5th 2010 12:56AM (Unverified) said

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I give Nier a zero.

LMFAO AHAHAHAAHAHH
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Posted: May 18th 2010 12:27PM (Unverified) said

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I feel bad for him. The fishing game is quite simple if you're on the right beach. In fact you can see in the video that there is a big red X marked on his mini-map where he needs to go.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:14PM beaurosser said

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Did you point at the bar with your foot?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:20PM Diezal said

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Joystiquitter STRIKES again!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:21PM shafnitz1 said

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Oh man, that made my Monday. Too funny. Please start doing a video rant every week. Pretty please!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:56PM (Unverified) said

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Agreed, if Justin comes across any horrific shit like this it should be documented.
"I give Neir a ZERO"
frakking epic!.
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Posted: May 4th 2010 11:11AM EvoHelix said

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Also in favor of more video rants.
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Posted: May 4th 2010 9:30PM Dshark said

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I agree. More bad stuff please.
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Posted: May 4th 2010 10:15PM CrimsonRyan said

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I agree! This is what we should have had replace that Philosony thing such a long time ago!

I laughed so hard at this it is just unreal. I would actually pay to see him review the entire game. That was so boss.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:22PM The Albatross said

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this is hilarious. Thank you.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:25PM NBA Kirkland said

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There's got to be a way to speed that bar up. Right? Like tap A or something? Come on, that's got to be more to it. Are they serious?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:53PM DevilSei said

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Well, as said in that little thing in the bottom, he's fishing in the wrong spot. The actual fish is pretty damn easy to catch when you hit the right spot.

The game though, fails horrendously at explaining how the fishing mechanics really work (their directions for it aren't correct), and they also fail to say that you can't fish near him as everyone thinks.


Shame you skipped out though on this part of the game. Cause honestly, it improves greatly past that point. Kaine and Wiess make it priceless.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:45PM BananaBoat said

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That type of thing is inexcusable. If I had been Justin, I'd have thrown my controller out the window.

Sadly, I think I'd still rather fish in Nier than I would in Twilight Princess. How they went from the completely enjoyable fishing mechanic of OOT and turned it into the fishing abortion seen in Twilight Princess is beyond me.

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Posted: May 4th 2010 6:31AM Solar Jetman said

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>The actual fish is pretty damn easy to catch when you hit the right spot.

The fish is ON THE LINE already. When do fish care about real estate? Squatter Fish that aren't willing to vacate? Is the water here ensorcelled with corn starch? You're saying this game has fish red-light districts with Easy-goodtime fish and Get-'em-drunk-first Fish?

Henceforth the lowest score on the Joystiq scale should be "Bream of the Crap".

I hope Fable 3 lets you toss some damn dynamite into a lake. Get 'em Crocodile Dundee style, mate.
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Posted: May 5th 2010 12:46AM Giroro said

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'It improves later' is no way to justify an awful time-wasting RPG. Good games start out good and are good throughout. Nobody should waste 10+ hours on faith that it 'will get better later'. If a game can't get good in the first 2 hours,or the length of a movie, then it isn't worth playing.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:27PM Tonezorz said

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LITERALLY

So great
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:34PM stoned99 said

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What level are you playing at for christ sake, it was super easy to get a fish on medium difficulty
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:32PM Vegnagun said

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:3
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:33PM Crusty Magic said

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GOTY
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:04PM Dr V said

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I bet Ludwig said the the same thing, GOTY. He has a keen eye for these things.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:19PM 01 said

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I'm sorry, your Shaman fish is in another lake.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:34PM Antilight said

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So, just to point out, I had the same issues. Then I read online. Then I read online some more that it's nearly impossible to catch a fish where you're standing. Yeah, turns out, you have to go around the lighthouse to where the X on the map is. Whodathunk, right? Then you can catch shaman fish and buckets and "aquatic plants" to your heart's content.
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Posted: May 4th 2010 2:51AM (Unverified) said

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Surely your meant to tap the opposite direction!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:35PM Chulipin said

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Grammar Wise?.....Oh, Grimoire Wiess.

This game has so many clever things!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:31PM Xoonaka said

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Life might be too short or whatever, but come on, it's your job, right? You get paid to do this? I wish I could just turn in a web video of "why I don't think my this task is worth my time" and have my boss count it as doing my job....
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:38PM MLS said

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Just out of curiosity, did you have to fight to reel in the tin can?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:39PM (Unverified) said

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dude he put the video right there you can clearly see his technique is flawless. it was definately not operator error. p.s. you're rude
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:39PM IveDefected said

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the very last thing you say in the video made my day...thank you.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:39PM TheMichaelJackson said

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Wow! It's WAY worse than that fishing in Twilight Princess.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:40PM (Unverified) said

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lol A for effort right? . . . . right?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:43PM Vegnagun said

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There clearly is no effort invested in Nier. If the game had even a hint of crippled, but loving good then Justin would have found something to cling onto like an abandoned paraplegic cat. He loves the crippled ones.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:47PM Prinnywithascarf said

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Effort. I saw none, dood.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 7:04PM (Unverified) said

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I MEAN HE LANDED A BREAM FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 9:10PM XLM said

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I was expecting him to land a marlin.
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Posted: May 5th 2010 2:46PM 01 said

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*waves hand*

This is not the fish you are looking for
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:42PM Truant said

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salkjwgawr;lgkjaglkjag

What do you think I should do, book?
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:40PM MystileArmor said

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You sir, are a f**king pretentious asshole.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:41PM Vegnagun said

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I was trying to think up of a comment to point out how much of a snarky piece of shit deadsexy sounds like in his paragraph and then I read what MLS said and spit water all over my keyboard.
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Posted: May 3rd 2010 6:42PM (Unverified) said

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Yes, you did have to fight to reel in a can. However if you actually ever went fishing you would know that because of the resistance of the current versus your string and whatever it is attached to sometimes in-animate objects can seem like your reeling in a fish.
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