-powered football game, Backbreaker,
shows off team customization tools in its latest trailer. Sure, you could
use the robust editing suite to manufacture a pretty sweet team logo and end zone design ... but we know most people won't.
When it launches on June 1st
, could you at least promise us to keep your creations clean and devoid of objectionable genitalia for, like, the first day? How about you be a bit more mature and go with something like the Sioux City Slammers or, dare we suggest, the Jasper Joystiqs? No no, not the Joy Sticks. What is wrong
with you people?