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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:04AM RKN said

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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:07AM Uphillbothways said

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Don't you wish you had a Wii, now?
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:24AM RKN said

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I don't even want to emulate this on my PC.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:50AM 831 Son said

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Need this for my Macbook. It already gets burning hot, so it would truly be an authentic "fireplace tending" experience.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 11:55AM Brook said

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I think Wii are better than this.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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Fire fire fire fire.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Vv0MeDt8A
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Posted: May 6th 2010 1:58PM 01 said

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One can only hope that they have realistic flue interaction.

"Be amazed as smoke fills your TV!!"
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:08AM (Unverified) said

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any news on a PC port?? if not, then it's still a day one purchase for me!

Posted: May 6th 2010 2:23PM borland502 said

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Wii graphics just don't do fire justice. Though I will miss motion controls when it comes time to tend to the coals.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:08AM Temidien said

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I can see this catching on. The Chores genre has been seriously underrepresented this generation. Perhaps if this does well enough we'll get: "My Front Lawn Needs Mowing", "Those Dishes Won't do Themselves", and "This Bed is a Mess!"

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:09AM Temidien said

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I just realized all three of those sound sexual.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:12AM chuckrich81 said

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If only there was a way to combine all those mundane tasks into one game. Even require you to eat, use the restroom, go to work, every boring thing you play video games to get away from. You could design and decorate your own house and fill it with people who you have to do every little thing for or they whine about it. It'd be awesomely tedious.

Nah, that'd never catch on.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:47AM Temidien said

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No, LeChuck, I think you have something there. I think I read about a civilization like that in a book somewhere. That could sell...
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:01AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Most of those games sound like they all eventually lead to the "Domestic Violence" minigame...also on this list will be games like:

◘ There's mustard on this sandwich!
◘ Where's my dinner?!
◘ You don't talk to me like that!
◘ Have you forgotten who the Breadwinner is??
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:31AM NeoZeroo said

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Domestic Violence minigame?
There's a full arcade game, and it's AWESOME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_7goH48i4
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:51AM 831 Son said

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lol, Temidien, at a gamer reading something other than a video-game magazine.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 12:17PM PedoJokerBear said

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whoa wtf?!!? BULLET POINTS:?!
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Posted: May 6th 2010 1:05PM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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◘◘◘◘◘ PEW PEW!

◘ ◘PEW!
◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ PEW PEW!
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:09AM NeoCloud said

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I wonder if you'll have to clean out creosote buildup too.

Sounds like epic stuff right there.

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:10AM chuckrich81 said

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Don't they have something like this on Xbox Live Community games or Indie games or whatever they're call them now?

Posted: May 6th 2010 12:48PM SewerShark said

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Well, indie shovelware is kind of acceptable...
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Posted: May 6th 2010 5:08PM ch3burashka said

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Apparently, not enough.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:10AM Haywired said

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Though for a more immersive experience try My Immersion Heater.

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:12AM Mr Khan said

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Hudson's "My Aquarium" is basically the same thing, and has done quite well for itself, even as a WiiWare title, so this is not without precedent for success.

Posted: May 6th 2010 11:06AM LuTon James said

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We get it, you love Nintendo but how could you defend this? Even Sony fanboys don't defend Lair.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:18AM drewciferpike said

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I don't think he's defending; I think we're all just metaphysically blinking away the flash from the blast by talking ourselves through this.

There is a precedent, though, so that hurts. The scary thing is, I bet there were people that bought Ninjabread Man for the sake of owning the worst Wii game.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:27AM Nook said

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Jesus, can I call you Zombie King? Coo.

Hey, I have that Hudson WiiWare title and it's okay.

Have you never turned on the log on xmas morning??? I do every year - I will probably get this if it's like $5, I mean 500 points..
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Posted: May 6th 2010 1:06PM Mr Khan said

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Not defending, merely explaining. People scratch their heads and ask why, it's because this sort of thing has succeeded before.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:13AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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uhhhhh no thanks....around Christmas TWC and other cable companies put up a fireplace on-demand channel.....sure it doesn't let me control the flames or add wood(giggity)...but its at no added cost....why buy a fireplace game?

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:15AM Jerk Face said

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Maybe.. maybe if you had a fetish where you got off on making poor choices? Then buying this game would be REALLY enticing.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 4:23PM Duke said

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We used that channel last Christmas and its good to fall asleep to.

Sad thing is when you have that on in one room and the real thing burning in the other room.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:13AM Jerk Face said

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Finally, a reason to dust off my Wii.

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:35AM HighFiveJesus said

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So you can get it all covered in ashes!
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:04AM Jerk Face said

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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:11AM chuckrich81 said

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I'm going to make a WiiWare game about dusting off your Wii. I'll make millions!
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Posted: May 6th 2010 1:24PM TheOtherJames said

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I'm still amazed at how Nintendo has succeeded in making phrases like "dusting off my Wii" have a meaning that is not dirty.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:15AM (Unverified) said

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GOTY

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:16AM captplut9465 said

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I like running the HD fireplace on Christmas morning. :-)

Posted: May 6th 2010 11:55AM 831 Son said

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Sir. I would like to point out that the Wii is incapable of producing HD visuals. For many, HD is at least 720P. The Wii is capable of 480P, but that may not be enough to truly replicate a fireplace.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 3:43PM captplut9465 said

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Where did I mention the Wii running HD?
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:30AM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Gotta admit I bought the fishtank screensaver for PS3. :o)

Posted: May 6th 2010 10:31AM GreenElf said

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Yay! As an added bonus the power plant that generates the electricity to power your Wii and TV will put out the same amount of greenhouse gasses as a real fireplace!

Posted: May 6th 2010 11:21AM drewciferpike said

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I just coughed up my water, I was laughing so hard. You just made my day.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:33AM The Tim said

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Wonder if there will be any dlc? Maybe one that lets you shovel virtual cash into the virtual fire? Or how about puppies?

Posted: May 6th 2010 4:05PM The Spy said

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Sounds like Kotick's fireplace
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:41AM Nate Addison said

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Nintendo Wii + My Fireplace + Marvin Gaye = BOW-CHICKA WOW-WOW!!!

Posted: May 6th 2010 11:56AM 831 Son said

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I think you meant:

"Nintendo Wii + My Fireplace + Marvin Gaye + Female = BOW-CHICKA WOW-WOW!!!"
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Posted: May 6th 2010 12:34PM rajendra82 said

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think you meant:

"Nintendo Wii + My Fireplace + Marvin Gaye + Female = BOW-CHICKA WOW-WOW!!!"

If you have Marvin GAYe, why do you need a female?
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Posted: May 6th 2010 10:58AM Uncle Jesse said

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Will it use motion plus?

Posted: May 6th 2010 11:08AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Awesome! Now I can tend to a virtual fireplace and a real fireplace at the same time.

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