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Posted: May 6th 2010 9:34PM DelTrigger said
Oh god, they've broken it down to simple mini-games yet again.
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:48PM (Unverified) said
I'm still waiting for Psych, that Shawn Spencer and his biting zingers!
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Posted: May 6th 2010 9:39PM copa said
"Dr. House is writing a prescription... for 500mg of FUN!"
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:40PM andrewpoe said
Holy late '90s SNES/PS1 graphics Batman! That looks horrible!
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At least it's not the Hell's Kitchen game. Gordon Ramsey looked like Max Headroom in that.
Posted: May 6th 2010 11:26PM jackal said
Andrewpoe,
Wait, what? I thought Gordon Ramsey was Max Headroom, only bitter and disenfranchised after being a shill for Coca-Cola during the whole New Coke thing. I was always under the impression he picked up cooking and profanity as coping mechanisms; it's either that, or painting crying clowns. And the British thing? Totally a ploy so we can forget he was involved with New Coke.
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Wait, what? I thought Gordon Ramsey was Max Headroom, only bitter and disenfranchised after being a shill for Coca-Cola during the whole New Coke thing. I was always under the impression he picked up cooking and profanity as coping mechanisms; it's either that, or painting crying clowns. And the British thing? Totally a ploy so we can forget he was involved with New Coke.
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:43PM Hoops said
So how many vicodin tablets will be required to have fun while playing this?
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:45PM MrSpaceCowboy said
It's never lupus.
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:45PM BrianH said
Lupus usually expresses in a graphical form reminiscent of the 21st century, this looks like it could be.. polio..
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:47PM zack11190 said
NBC Universal? But House is on Fox.
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:54PM (Unverified) said
NBC Universal owns the series. Fox distributes it.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 9:51PM MrCassian said
If the writing is any good, I could see myself playing it. If not, then it looks like I should probably just avoid it. I enjoy House but if this is terrible I'd rather pretend it didn't exist.
Posted: May 6th 2010 11:03PM BananaBoat said
All you have to know is that it's not the thing they think it is until Wilson or Cuddy says something to House and he gets that look on his face like he's constipated.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 9:55PM (Unverified) said
If by "biting zingers" they mean "racial slurs"... Then yes, the above statement is true.
Posted: May 6th 2010 9:57PM (Unverified) said
it was bound to happen...
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:03PM Nook said
Run Forrest, run!
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:14PM One Stomy Night go watch it said
Silverload anyone? Seriously, those faces are the same quality from that game!
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:14PM (Unverified) said
Soon I'll be able to play House in my house while watching House.
Posted: May 7th 2010 8:13AM skipjimroo said
While... Um... surrounded by house flies?
Never mind...
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Never mind...
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:19PM Dr said
I think my IQ went down 50 points just from watching this!
Posted: May 6th 2010 10:52PM Misfit Toy said
Well, if its anything like the show...I'm going to get all the diagnosis wrong for the first 45 minutes of gameplay until I finally stumble upon the right answer.
Posted: May 7th 2010 3:01AM imikedaman said
It could be worse: you could be able to diagnose any medical condition... EXCEPT YOUR OWN.
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Posted: May 6th 2010 11:07PM ObiBen8 said
damn, you beat me to it!
Posted: May 6th 2010 11:19PM Strollymonster said
House needs a Wii game like Trauma Team. Combine the medical procedures with Phoenix Wright-type scenes where you investigate different areas and question people.
Posted: May 6th 2010 11:31PM pabloshong said
deez zinger goggles! they do nathing.....against house.
Posted: May 7th 2010 12:11AM Slaziman said
Check the tags for the post, LOL
Posted: May 7th 2010 12:25AM (Unverified) said
Come on… come on… damn! Got addicted to Vicodin! Quick! Rehab!
Posted: May 7th 2010 12:47AM EKAJ13 said
I glanced over the picture and read the title as "Dr. House's biting zombies."
Posted: May 7th 2010 3:12AM Ryuk said
Dule Hill is a god.
Posted: May 7th 2010 8:56AM bigjf said
Looks better than the cell phone version, which isn't saying much at all, and yes, I did buy that. Maybe the PC version is less mini-game oriented? I guess there's something wrong with making a House game where you actually have to do medical research to diagnose.
Posted: May 7th 2010 10:47AM zero2dash said
Thirteen looks hot even 16-bit-ized.
Arguably the best House line ever - "I'll be in my office. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet...it doesn't download itself!"
Arguably the best House line ever - "I'll be in my office. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet...it doesn't download itself!"
Posted: May 7th 2010 11:23AM JoshMilewski said
He said "just" twice in that "zinger".
Posted: May 7th 2010 12:38PM happysteve said
Actually, the giant lupus monster will be the final boss battle.
Posted: May 7th 2010 2:03PM Tez said
Delicious cartoon Thirteen.
Posted: May 8th 2010 12:13AM Andrew12h said
They took a once great show, and turned it into complete and utter shit.
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