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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:32PM arnavdesai said

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They could make that a theme, Alan Wake has terrible vacations. He could go on a cruise ship and the first night his wife disappears ....

Posted: Jun 2nd 2010 10:56PM Soniquev8 said

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Actually, I could see the cruise ship idea working. Power on the ship goes out, stuck in the middle of the ocean, and limiting the number of flares he could find on a cruise ship wouldn't be hard.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 6:50PM ch3burashka said

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That would make a pretty good child's book series.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:32PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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"have to be complete goddamn idiots to not be satisfied with."

Them be fightin words partner.

I'd have to say though with everything I have seen about this game, it looks utterly amazing.

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:32PM MC Double Def DP said

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I don't know if I can pull myself away from Super Street Fighter 4 to play this one. It may have to wait a few months. Can Alan do a shoryuken?

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:38PM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Only with a pre-order bonus.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:49PM Giggman said

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Can Ken shine a flashlight?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 3:00PM Ballistic3188 said

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No but he doesn't need to when every punch and kick produces fire.
just need to shoryuken all the time like in all the online matches.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 6:36PM BoBsS said

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Can Zangief write a novel ... in English?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 6:49PM KungFuChaosNinja said

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Capcom didn't get me to double dip. I rented SSFIV and took it back after I got 90% of the trophies.

I'm ready for the May goodness. Double dipping isn't necessary. I've got 3D Dot Game Heroes, Alan Wake, Red Dead Redemption, Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow, and Super Mario Galaxy 2 lined up. I also just finished SSFIV (like I said), Dead To Rights: Retribution (actually pretty good), and Dementium II (much, much better than the original).
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:37PM (Unverified) said

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Surprised no one asked them what they thought about the screens of Max Payne 3.

Note, I'm not some rabid anti-MP3 being done by Rockstar person, I want to see them try it, but I'm just interested in what Remedy thinks.

Posted: May 10th 2010 7:36PM arrrgh said

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The way R* already murdered the look of Max himself judging by the screens, they should have just called it something else. I know it will be quality work, but MP was an awesome character.. now he's some kind of militant lumberjack
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:34PM Disco Ball said

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Already preordered at Best Buy since you get a $10 back if you preorder before May 15th. And while I was there I prordered Halo Reach for another $10 back and a 3 month LIVE subscription.

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:44PM 831 Son said

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Referring to your second sentence:

Cool Story, b...(You can finish the rest).
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Posted: May 10th 2010 3:36PM Acosta02 said

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-ub.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 3:40PM ThatStuffsLethal said

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Did you just call me.. Blob?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 5:31PM Puertoricarious said

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is the $10 store credit, or just $10 off the price?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:40PM Wiizer said

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"Alan Wake 2: Wake's On a Plane"



Samuel Jackson can't exist in Alan Wake's universe...

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:44PM Grey said

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why not? does he look like a bitch?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:47PM Petebot330 said

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I was just thinking yesterday how that scene in Pulp Fiction is probably my favorite movie scene of all time. Specifically, that long set-up of "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
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Posted: May 10th 2010 9:31PM Cap Morgan said

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Posted: May 12th 2010 6:06AM A11smart said

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I am glad the terrible brilliance of that closing line wasn't lost!
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:40PM Jack Tretton said

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"Mikko Rautalahti...said the team is 'pretty damn far from disappointed' with the critical reception of the game..."

Or: "Very happy."

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:57PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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Is that a Move controller in your pocket, or are pretty damn far from disappointed to see me?
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Posted: May 10th 2010 6:40PM (Unverified) said

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Tigre you a reviewer with a copy? Otherwise there's no way you could've played it legally...
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:40PM PlatinumSkeet said

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This game or Red Dead Redemption... Decisions, decisions...

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:43PM ThatStuffsLethal said

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This game AND red dead redemption... decision made =]
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Posted: May 10th 2010 4:43PM pibs said

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Get RDR, hopefully the MP will keep us entertained while people finish up Alan Wake and trade/sell them back and we can pick it up at half the price later.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 2:42PM Grey said

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haha "wake's on a plane" good one joystiq

happy to see another game being well received even if don't have the console to play it on. I need paper...

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:47PM (Unverified) said

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...

Damn, that damn Alan Wake game sounds pretty damn awesome. The damned reviews are already looking pretty damn good, so goddamn it... i may have to pick this damn game up on it's damn release day, since i didn't preorder.

Damn.

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:48PM Petebot330 said

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The Bright Falls webisodes are pretty freaky-deaky, I must say.

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:48PM Tapejara said

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I'd be pretty damn far from dissapointed too if a game I had been working on for so long was scoring as well as Alan Wake is right now.

Congrats Remedy, hopefully Alan Wake will do just as well in sales as it has in reviews.

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:51PM 831 Son said

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Um, Nancy Drew kicks the ass of the Hardy Boys (Both the detectives and the WWE tag team)

Posted: May 10th 2010 2:56PM Grey said

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awww, luckyyyyyyyyyy

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:02PM LoKuS773 said

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Cant wait for it!!

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:09PM GreenElf said

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I have had it with these motherf'ing Wakes on this motherf'ing plane!

Seriously Justin, bet laugh all weekend. Thanks.

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:14PM GreenElf said

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* best laugh
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Posted: May 10th 2010 3:30PM TheChezDispenser said

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"wake's on a plane"

You bastards.

You complete bastards.

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:37PM Disco Ball said

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-en

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:38PM Acosta02 said

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Eurogamer gives it a 70?! No way!

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:41PM bioadam said

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1) "wakes on a plan" is hilarious
2) For the sake of gaming culture, genre busters like "Alan Wake" deserve a fair shake from critics and it looks like "Alan Wake" has been treated fairly.

Posted: May 10th 2010 3:57PM ScottG13 said

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Hopefully, they're hard at work on 2 or 3 solid DLC eps. First one's free?

Posted: May 10th 2010 4:13PM JBourne said

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I'm hoping for a Wii port. Alan Wake and Shake. The flashlight can now talk (his name is Shake), and you have to jiggle the wiimote every few seconds to keep it on.

Posted: May 10th 2010 4:17PM leobebes said

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I just wanted to say that my birthday is May 18th and I will have two very good reasons to miss work for the rest of the week starting next Tuesday.

Posted: May 10th 2010 4:17PM Mr Khan said

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84 should be an excellent score, except in our topsy-turvy world where anything shiny enough gets a 90.

Posted: May 10th 2010 5:20PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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No one likes you on that soap box.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 7:56PM Mr Khan said

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You seem to have had some particular problems with me of late.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 10:31PM danijami23 said

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a soap box he may be on, but you know he's right.
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Posted: May 10th 2010 4:31PM Baron Milton Von Crompton said

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Some idiots on these forums spoiled this game for me. Now I have to wait for my vivid memory to taper away so that I may start anew, and fresh. Damned spoilers, wished they'd find other ways to jack off to!

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