According to Empire, the poster gives the film a 2011 date, but we don't see it. Perhaps it's behind that inconsiderately placed luggage cart.
[Via Collider; thanks, Gimpygoat!]
According to Empire, the poster gives the film a 2011 date, but we don't see it. Perhaps it's behind that inconsiderately placed luggage cart.
[Via Collider; thanks, Gimpygoat!]
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:31PM Sidebuster said
Maybe it'll make a better movie than it did as game.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:48PM Blkant said
"Maybe it'll make a better movie than it did as game."
Thats not very hard.
However, the game sucked, all game to movies suck, so maybe it is possible that we will witness a double cluster F of shittyness? Perhaps that would make it worth painfully enduring? Just to witness something that bad?
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Thats not very hard.
However, the game sucked, all game to movies suck, so maybe it is possible that we will witness a double cluster F of shittyness? Perhaps that would make it worth painfully enduring? Just to witness something that bad?
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:57PM Morisato13 said
The movie is going to be a revamp on the story and characters of the game. Then they will release Kane and Lynch the Movie the Game!
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Posted: May 11th 2010 4:28PM zenaxe said
My thoughts exactly. The further the movie diverges from the crapfest that the game was the better. I can't imagine who the heck thought this thing needed to be turned into a movie in the first place or how they managed to get Bruce W and Jamie F on board.
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Posted: May 12th 2010 3:27AM mikemyerz666 said
i agree, booty call was great, just watched it again a few weeks ago. VHS BABY! lol
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:32PM KillTheApex said
Jamie Foxx as Lynch. Really? Really?
This is going to be bad.
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This is going to be bad.
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:38PM (Unverified) said
In jamie's defense . . . i have yet to see a movie that he is truly terrible in.
he really is a talented actor . . .
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he really is a talented actor . . .
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:41PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
TRULY Terrible?
Did you see "Booty Call"?
or do you mean a movie since he has gotten SERIOUS about his acting career? In Which case I would say in "Bait"....that would be his worst role to me...
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Did you see "Booty Call"?
or do you mean a movie since he has gotten SERIOUS about his acting career? In Which case I would say in "Bait"....that would be his worst role to me...
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:45PM baby sea tuna said
Or Stealth. Or pretty much anything other than Ray, Ali, or Collateral.
That dude is not a great actor. Apparently he's kind of an asshole too...
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That dude is not a great actor. Apparently he's kind of an asshole too...
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:49PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
still haven't seen Ali....but he was in Stealth for like 10 minutes?? lol
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:53PM Uncle Jesse said
I was rooting for Tom Cruise to kill Jamie Fox in Collateral.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 4:09PM (Unverified) said
Add a fat nerd to play as Gertsmann and I'll be watching this.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 4:21PM Pure Black World Tendency said
Good actor, but wrong person for the job. It's as easy as that.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 5:07PM ftank1 said
He sucks as an actor because he's not versatile and acts the same way in everything he's ever in. I can't stand that smug looks he puts on whenever he's suppoosed to act "badass", which this movie will probably have many moments of. So many ****ing actors that look like Lynch and they had to get "creative". They better at least do a White Chicks thing to make him look like Lynch as much as possible.
If it was up to me I would have cast it Ray Liotta (Kane) and Bruce Willis
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If it was up to me I would have cast it Ray Liotta (Kane) and Bruce Willis
Posted: May 11th 2010 5:54PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
I dont see how you can see he is the same character in every movie.....Ray, Dream Girls, The Soloist, all show just how VERSATILE he is!!
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Posted: May 12th 2010 1:21AM (Unverified) said
I thought he was great in Ray. I liked Collateral too.
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Posted: May 12th 2010 7:32AM eat it said
law abiding citizen was pretty bad. anymore he just seems to play the same exact role in every movie. he was good in like 2 movies. and people think he's great. It reminds me of angelina jolie, she's in nothing but absolutely terrible movies but she did like 2 decent movies and people seem to forget how bad she actually is.
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:33PM I am a machineee said
I just realized how horribly ironic it is to have a black man named Lynch :(
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:47PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
I know a few black people who have that last name actually....they had it bad in the 50's....
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Posted: May 12th 2010 8:10AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said
@Vcize:
Marshawn's grill was specially installed by Dr. Do Itch Big.
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Marshawn's grill was specially installed by Dr. Do Itch Big.
Posted: May 11th 2010 4:00PM TraceurRyuk Prepping for LBP2 said
I don't get it. Why would he be fired, for what?
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Posted: May 11th 2010 6:20PM Acosta02 said
Presumably it's a reference to Jeff Gerstmann:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gertsmann
(people just can't seem to let go of this joke...)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gertsmann
(people just can't seem to let go of this joke...)
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:35PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said
oh man...still can't get over Jamie being in this....as long as he plays the role well....and doesn't do "Bait" Jamie he will be well...
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Posted: May 11th 2010 3:39PM (Unverified) said
Screw the source material. Lynch is a black guy because we say so!
Coming soon! The Legend of the Zelda Movie. Starring Will Smith as Link!
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Coming soon! The Legend of the Zelda Movie. Starring Will Smith as Link!
Posted: May 11th 2010 3:44PM MinimumWageNinja said
Billy Bob Thornton can play a drunk in 10 movies in a row, but they couldn't cast him as Lynch? Palmed
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