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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:07AM MLS said

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awww yeah, 3D IMAX here we come, baby!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:16AM MLS said

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Shia LeBouf as the dude in the front flexing with shades.

Vin Diesel as the construction guy greasing the track for some reason.

Mohammad in the panda suit.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:33AM NathanDTS said

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Final Destination 3?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 12:26PM Ridgecity said

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This could work if they bring Joe Pesci as the Tycoon:

"Look, I don't want to have to put you kids through hell so let me tell you what's going to happen. First I'm gonna hurt you. Then you're gonna try to be brave. Then I'm gonna hurt you again, then you're gonna tell me everything. "

Of course, Jodie Foster would be the soccer mom taking her kids to the park. Then she stabs him.

That's your freekin movie right there.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:07AM fadeoutagain2784 said

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Uhhh... WHAT?!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 12:20PM Rick James said

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

This is the only way the rollercoaster tycoon movie would make any sense
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:12AM cylet said

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they need a MvC2 reference here: "I wanna take you for a ride!!!!"
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Posted: May 13th 2010 3:32PM soypancho said

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No. They don't. In fact there are absolutely no scenarios past, present, or future that require or would even benefit from any amount of "I Wanna Take You For A Ride". Even suggesting this is punishable by death in several countries.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:12AM s ls said

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i love this game, but a movie... really?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 8:36PM Omega2k3 said

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Really? You can't see this being a really cheesy kids flick about a group of lucky rapscallions who won the big prize to run their own theme park but little did they know how hard it would be, etc, etc, evil rival tycoon from Huge Theme Park Corporation, etc?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:13AM BrianH said

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IN 3D!!!

OH YEA
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:18AM ijyt said

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People being knocked flying by unfinished rollercoasters in 3D.

Glorious.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:32AM McBrick said

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Yes, exactly what I'm hoping to see. Crowds of people with balloons on an unfinished sidewalk... rollercoaster approaching... our hero, call him Mr. Mason, working furiously to finish the sidewalk before disaster strikes...
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Posted: May 13th 2010 4:14PM Mognet T said

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I can't wait for the scene where the unseen hand of God suddenly forces tons of park goers to let go of their balloons, forcing them to buy new ones.
Or the scene where it starts to rain and the park guests discover the Umbrella Stand has begun to sell umbrellas for the new low price of $69.99 a pop!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 7:51PM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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"our hero, call him Mr. Mason"

I'd call him Handyman 1. And the comic relief could be Guest 2534.

Ah, good ol' RCT1 times. The guests actually had names in the second one.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:18AM OMGOMG said

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:18AM Shagittarius said

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I hope it's as good as The Wizard.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:20AM (Unverified) said

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Rollercoaster Tycoon: The Movie. Tagline: A vortex of suckfail, coming to a theatre near you!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:23AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Worst news from Sony ever.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:32AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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Touche!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:24AM (Unverified) said

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Now here's the real question: When can we expect a new Rollercoaster Tycoon, one that's as awesome as the original?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:56AM dakinle said

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XuXu's Petals... XuXu's Petals? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time.

Salmoncannon - I so agree with you - When can we expect a new Rollercoaster Tycoon that's as awesome as the original?

I loved that first RCT game.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:24AM Acosta02 said

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I remember liking Sim Theme Park more, but can't really justify that.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:25AM Uncle Jesse said

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Monopoly? Rollercoaster Tycoon? Reboots and remakes galore. Hollywood is really reaching for ideas these days. So when's the Joystiq movie coming out?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:32AM Rick James said

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I thought Joystiq the movie was already out on adult home video... I think they're up to 5 or 6 sequels.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:31AM Rick James said

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Apparently Sony has got deep pockets and money to burn because this makes about as much sense as Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton/Justin Bieber making an album...
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:32AM Spike Spiegel Humble Bounty Hun said

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What is German? We don't say that in America.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:50AM Starcade said

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I'm not sure you really need to license 'Rollercoaster Tycoon' for a movie. Why not simply just make a movie about roller coasters and call it whatever (i.e., Tracks). You have a GREATER advantage that way. That it ties back to a game, makes me leary as most video game to movies translations... well, suck.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:50AM ArkAngel said

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KICK ASS

wait... wut?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:54AM FredFredrickson said

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/me looks up at sky, scowling. Shakes fist into the air and begins yelling, "Whyyyyyyy?!"
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:58AM tinyjr said

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It's a safe bet that they release another game in the series as well. My kids and I love RT3. Mostly for the sandbox mode.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 12:26PM TheGrandHero said

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I'm sorry, but in order to be accurate, the movie's going to have to feature cleaning crews outside the ride exits constantly cleaning up puke. I swear, I can never have enough of those guys.

Drat! Now I have the sudden urge to go find my Rollercoaster Tycoon CD again and play it for nine hours straight. :(
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Posted: May 13th 2010 12:44PM Grand Kerfuffle said

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This'll make Garfield look like an Academy Award winner.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 12:46PM Mcmax3000 said

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...

wow...

I mean, I loved the games and even loved the board game based on the games but a movie?

...
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Posted: May 13th 2010 1:07PM RogueJedi86 said

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I imagine this movie will play out like "Furry Vengeance" but with wacky rollercoaster rides.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 1:09PM Walter White said

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That pic came from the pinball machine (Stern logo in the corner..)
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Posted: May 13th 2010 1:31PM doubtingthomas said

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Bout' f*()ing time!
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Posted: May 13th 2010 3:03PM Nadril said

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If they make the movie anything like what my parks used to turn out like it'll be rated R.

People flying off of half-built roller coasters, unruly patrons getting dropped into the water by some benevolent force and drowning and people just pissing on the sidewalk due to $8 bathroom fees.

I'd see it.
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Posted: May 13th 2010 3:12PM Nova said

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Is this a joke? I mean, who will play the main role? A roller coaster? A mouse's cursor?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 3:13PM Nova said

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Or maybe those vomits everywhere?
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Posted: May 13th 2010 11:50PM (Unverified) said

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A young man inherits his dead uncle's failing amusement park, and then discovers he is a telekinetic who can manipulate time
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Posted: May 14th 2010 1:24PM (Unverified) said

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The main character will be Will Wright designing a roller coaster.
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