You can get in on our own personal nightmare by clicking the play button after the break. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
You can get in on our own personal nightmare by clicking the play button after the break. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Reader Comments (33)
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:35AM Buckwald said
Ha! I love the Jason boat grab at the end!
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:38AM BrianH said
this game makes me so sad.
i just can't love it, even though i want to.
i just can't love it, even though i want to.
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:41AM Grey said
As entertaining as these clips have been, something tells me that this isn't at all representative of the actual game. Hopefully A2M has something up its sleeve or else this game is destined for the bargain bin.
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:53AM Levi said
I , like others, have my doubts... But the videos are so good that I can only try to keep up some optimism. Conker's Bad Fur Day was good, so why can't this?
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:53AM Educatedfool25 said
I wish we were able to do that in game....
Posted: May 15th 2010 12:09PM (Unverified) said
Watch all these videos released are the only kill scene's in the game.
Posted: May 15th 2010 12:22PM TheDread said
I would buy this just because of the awesome ads. Say what you will...
Posted: May 15th 2010 12:46PM MLS said
Whenever I tell my peers that Jaws is my favorite film ever, they sort of laugh. People today don't separate it from the terrible money grabbing sequels, and assume it's just another dopey monster movie.
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:50PM dobbybabee said
What money making sequels. They don't exist! Sorta like the Super Mario Bros. movie.
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Posted: May 15th 2010 12:53PM foofighting86 said
did they just combine jaws and friday the 13th? that was awesome!
Posted: May 15th 2010 1:11PM Fata1Stryke said
I want the game can live up to these videos, because they're pretty awesome. One can only hope.
Posted: May 15th 2010 1:21PM (Unverified) said
Has any actual gameplay been shown yet?
Posted: May 15th 2010 1:51PM letherclad said
Does anybody actually know anything about this game, besides theres an angry bear and a town of potential bear victims? This ad campaign is just stupid
Posted: May 15th 2010 2:13PM Cleric said
I know it's not, but you know what would be perfect? If this game was just like a next-gen Gex, parodying worlds everywhere you went. I'm sure it'll be just Hitman: Fuzzy edition.
Posted: May 15th 2010 3:08PM itsjose said
I have no idea what this game is about, is this like Kratos meets GTA in a teddy bear filled sandbox game?? Can I wear a suit, carry a NERF gun that shoots darts, and say "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!" as I torment other teddy bears?
Posted: May 15th 2010 3:19PM doreo said
Something about this game just doesn't interest me... Call me old fashioned but I'm kind of getting tired of the whole "killing for the sake of killing" aspect of video games. This game seems like that's the only thing it's got going for it, and it just turns me off. I mean if I'm going to have to kill something, make me feel it; just like how Shadow of the Colossus made me feel like a horrible person for slaying the Colossi.
Posted: May 15th 2010 4:04PM QuePasa87 said
How disturbing.
Posted: May 15th 2010 4:08PM Awookie said
Thie game looks horrible, why is joystiq giving it so much coverage?
Posted: May 15th 2010 4:12PM bigboss893 said
They really should put more time into making the game than making all these stupid trailers.....
Posted: May 15th 2010 6:01PM (Unverified) said
Canabearism, anybody?
Posted: May 15th 2010 6:12PM Zepinephrine said
I like the fluffy cough when he's being devoured.
Posted: May 15th 2010 8:26PM Nook said
they could end the game as a dream sequence kind of thing, and have it where the bears are rolling off the production lines by the thousands, then release the MMO DLC w/ unadulterated bear on bear violence, alone or in mob form.
this seems like it should be a dl only, something about it being on disk makes me think it will get old fairly quickly. a 4 hour romp though? That'd be okay.
this seems like it should be a dl only, something about it being on disk makes me think it will get old fairly quickly. a 4 hour romp though? That'd be okay.
Posted: May 15th 2010 11:22PM arawk said
i'm crying...right now!
Posted: May 16th 2010 5:32AM prodigy69 said
kinda getting bored of this now...I'd like to see some gameplay
Posted: May 16th 2010 2:46PM PN04 said
People keep saying "Where's the game play" but ultimately all these videos are actually showing you the best parts of the game play. the kills themselves. I mean how interesting is it to watch a character roaming around an open world setting traps or walking up behind un-suspecting other characters walking a predetermined path before the actual fun part of the kill.
I mean am I the only one that can tell how the game plays from these clips?
1. NB feels wronged by some quirk in a cutscene.
2. Decides someone needs to pay.
3. Mission directive determines possible kill methods.
4. Proceed to kill.
It's GTA with stuffed bears basically, how hard is that to understand?
I mean am I the only one that can tell how the game plays from these clips?
1. NB feels wronged by some quirk in a cutscene.
2. Decides someone needs to pay.
3. Mission directive determines possible kill methods.
4. Proceed to kill.
It's GTA with stuffed bears basically, how hard is that to understand?
Posted: May 16th 2010 10:12PM kentuckyfried said
if it's anything like Manhunt, I'm all in.
Posted: May 16th 2010 10:42PM (Unverified) said
There is one thing that would make me buy this game hands down, and that would be the ability to capture and ride a real bear that will viciously maul my enemies. Or a raptor. Actually, lets go with the raptor. Yeah.
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