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Posted: May 20th 2010 3:05AM s ls said

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.___________.

Posted: May 20th 2010 3:19AM Raiki said

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Exactly my thoughts.
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Posted: May 20th 2010 10:27AM PlatinumSkeet said

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Usually rowing machines have resistance. This like having peripheral to help you ride a bike but, they give you no pedals so you just run in place...
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Posted: May 20th 2010 3:17AM GordoJones88 said

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I wish it came with a canoe, and a lake.

Posted: May 20th 2010 4:10AM Rob Liv said

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I wish it came with an outdoors...
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Posted: May 20th 2010 4:40AM Rabbitbr said

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I wish it came with One Internetz!1!!1!
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Posted: May 20th 2010 3:23AM GoldandFinal said

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My life suddenly has meaning thanks to this ingenious device

Posted: May 20th 2010 3:29AM D3m0sthenes said

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Hmm still more practical than an iPad...


*Puts on sunglasses*

Posted: May 20th 2010 5:50AM Cypher FDP said

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Just the sunglasses?

I'm disappointed.
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Posted: May 20th 2010 2:03PM D3m0sthenes said

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Very well...



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted: May 21st 2010 5:15PM ceetheman said

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Posted: May 20th 2010 3:47AM (Unverified) said

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that man should learn how to do proper sit ups.

Posted: May 20th 2010 4:17AM hardbread said

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thank god!

finally!

Posted: May 20th 2010 4:41AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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AOTY!

Posted: May 20th 2010 4:41AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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(That's Accessory Of The Year)
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Posted: May 20th 2010 4:50AM (Unverified) said

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How about a lifesize jetski shell for the Wiimote? It would work great for the game; it just wouldn't do anything else.

Posted: May 20th 2010 4:50AM ChaibyNight said

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The question now, of course, is how long before they can justify a special life vest to buy for an additional $29.99.

Full experience, right?

Posted: May 20th 2010 7:00AM Level 5 said

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$34.99 pricetag says "Hi, I'm a Wii Rowing Machine, you'll be replacing me after about 2 months of use! But aren't I just swell? Golly!"

Props and all I guess, but I wish more reputable companies would see the market for this kinda stuff and put out actual workout equips that just so happen to integrate with the Wii, not Wii accessories that just so happen to look something like a rowing machine.

Posted: May 20th 2010 8:23AM mu93n said

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i could type something long and ridculously sarcastic and unnecessary but....im just going to give up on life and lose most if not all of the faith i had left in humanity. thanks Nintendo. youre a pal.

Posted: May 20th 2010 8:29AM Credge said

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I wonder what happens if you don't secure your feet...

Posted: May 20th 2010 8:39AM danijami23 said

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you're swallowed up into your own belly buttonwhich as it turns out is some kindof seedy bar
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Posted: May 20th 2010 8:33AM Octodad said

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Posted: May 20th 2010 9:01AM chromekreeper said

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i think some people are getting carried away. whats next? instead of the wheel accessory for racing we could get a car?

Posted: May 20th 2010 2:33PM liquidsoap89 said

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Even better... A car BED!
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Posted: May 20th 2010 9:02AM logicbus said

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I like this bullet point: "Tension Knob for Adjusting Tension."

Posted: May 20th 2010 9:39AM Captain Planet Planeteer Power said

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I have a pair of boxers that say the same thing.
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Posted: May 20th 2010 9:04AM debosbike said

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Do you have to use a kung-fu grip with it?
Most other cool toys come with it.

Posted: May 20th 2010 9:23AM CaptainProtonX said

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F$#king videogames. Always trying to make me lose weight and get fit.

FVCK YOU!

Posted: May 20th 2010 9:54AM teteroto said

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I don't know what's worse.... a house full of these wii craps or a house full of guitar hero and rockband instruments.

Posted: May 20th 2010 2:35PM liquidsoap89 said

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DUH! Guitar Hero and Rock Band ACTUALLY TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY MUSIC INSTRUMENTS! Pressing buttons is almost the same as hitting strings right?

Plus, you can be as fit as you want, but everyone knows the only way to be popular in life is to play the guitar. And life is ALL about being popular!
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Posted: May 20th 2010 9:58AM Triscuit said

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Oh hey, I wrote a sample post about this in my application for Joystiq! That's pretty cool! I wonder if the two are related at all.

Posted: May 20th 2010 10:00AM Petebot330 said

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Hey! (looks at Wii Fit board under my tv stand) Yeah, yeah, you're right...

Posted: Sep 13th 2010 4:23PM tocasia said

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Finally, a piece of cheap plastic...

Posted: May 20th 2010 11:06AM dudes113 said

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NO! This is NOTHING like a rowing machine (aka ergometer) at the gym! Theres no legs involved in this! Thats like 80% of what rowing uses! This is a "canoeing machine" at best!

Call me when I can slide my butt back and forth effectively and read how fast I am going per 500 meters.

Posted: May 20th 2010 11:21AM Grey said

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I know a guy who can help you out....
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Posted: May 20th 2010 2:36PM liquidsoap89 said

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Dude it's just a video game, not like they're trying to combine the real world and the video game world...
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Posted: May 20th 2010 2:43PM ipsum said

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Julie can put more tension on her pull...ing... me... anytime?

...hmph

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