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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:02PM Marco le Polo said

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Sideboob.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:09PM Grey said

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dammit, beat me to the punch. Well played...
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:04PM Kid Icarus said

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I liked the Hitman movie
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:14PM EngadgetSoFunny said

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Yes, it really showed how every hitman's dream is to eventually hook up with a Crack addict/prostitute from an eastern european country. After all, what's all the money, glory and killing good for if not crack addicted prostitutes who seem really skanky?
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:31PM Kid Icarus said

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it wasn't Bourne movie but it was good in a over the top borderline b-movie way. i like that stuff. the girl was smoking hot too.

not a movie i'd see in the theatre but a good hung-over on Sunday afternoon flick.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 11:34PM Gasaraki said

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@ Wes

If every crack addict/prostitute looks like that in Europe, hit me up...
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Posted: May 25th 2010 12:11AM Electrolatino said

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Yeah, I think she is Russian and also in that last bond movie, which sucked. But she can't really speak english well.

Hilarity when she says, "there is the sink whore" instead of saying "sink hole"

who cares, hot as hell.

MORE RUSKIES DAMMIT!
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:05PM Sage009 said

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This is horrible.
As if ONE hitman movie wasn't bad enough...
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:16PM Grey said

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please tell me your avatar isn't depicting what I think it is depicting
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:16PM EngadgetSoFunny said

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True, the first movie was very bad. However, they are adding in a new director. This should improve the movie possibly in terms of action scenes, cinematography, story pacing, etc. Secondly, they are adding in a new screenplay writer who has a good history, hence meaning the story should improve.

Better story, better cinematography, better action scenes? Well, it would fix a few of the issues of Hitman 1 and might make Hitman 2 half decent.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:26PM Sage009 said

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@grey_ryuk
My avatar is from the pack of "lost" perks of fallout 2.
It's the image for the "Childkiller" perk.

@wes
The story was the main issue with Hitman 1. All they need to do is make him a cold-blooded agent again with NO LOVE INTEREST!
Also removing some of that slow-mo would be nice
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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No.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:09PM Sage009 said

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This is horrible.
As if ONE hitman movie wasn't bad enough...
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:09PM Sage009 said

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Goddammit joystiq comment system.
Stop acting as if i'm a brand new member
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Posted: May 25th 2010 2:32AM ZayCube said

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This is horrible.
As if ONE comment wasn't bad enough...
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:19PM Sage009 said

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@grey_ryuk
My avatar is from the pack of "lost" perks of fallout 2.
It's the image for the "Childkiller" perk.

@wes
The story was the main issue with Hitman 1. All they need to do is make him a cold-blooded agent again with NO LOVE INTEREST!
Also removing some of that slow-mo would be nice
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:26PM Sage009 said

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crap.
Reply fail
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:16PM Dafrety said

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I think it's time to step away from the keyboard.
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Posted: May 25th 2010 8:57AM CommentSystem said

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this is the joystiq reply fail whiteout team. THIS IS A CODE RED, repeat A CODE RED.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:52PM piez said

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Jesus, I can't even tell that Agent 47 is played by Seth Bullock.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 8:59PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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Jason Statham.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:40PM Altairio said

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F off with that noise.
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Posted: May 25th 2010 4:15AM simblor said

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Statham needs to apologize for Crank 2 first.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:03PM rhododragon said

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Olga Kurylenko is so sexy i would gizz in my pants if it weren't for that creepy bald guy staring at me.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:05PM Ezio Auditore da Firenze said

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You only need one hand.

Use the other to cover the screen.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:27PM Grey said

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I thought it was generally understood that one doesn't need any hands to jizz in one's pants.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:57PM Acosta02 said

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No, no... he's gizzing.


:/
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Posted: May 24th 2010 11:18PM rhododragon said

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i jizz right in my pants everytime you're next to me, when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me.
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:18PM Special Agent Bob said

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if he dresses like a clown in this one then a must see
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Posted: May 24th 2010 9:30PM Fata1Stryke said

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Wait, does he do that in the first one? Oh god...and here I thought I might see it too...
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Posted: May 25th 2010 2:00AM mithhunter55 said

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@WINterfang
....Hitman
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Posted: May 25th 2010 12:16AM Mach2 said

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It's called "Hitman".


So no. No violence.
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Posted: May 25th 2010 12:18AM InDurdenWeTrust said

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It is violent and a pretty decent popcorn flick. I would go as far as to say this is one of the best "videogame movies" I have seen. I understand that doesn't mean a whole lot though...
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Posted: May 25th 2010 12:45AM cylet said

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hey, maybe jamie fox can play agent 47.
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Posted: May 25th 2010 8:06AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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"Oo-rah."
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Posted: May 25th 2010 2:19PM liquidsoap89 said

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Wasn't that chick in the red in Max Payne? And wasn't she wearing red in that movie too?
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Posted: May 25th 2010 7:05PM ummhello said

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sweet. timothy olyphant should definitely reprise the role, but jason statham would be okay with me, too.
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