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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:03AM ThePhantomnaut said

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JAAAAAAAYSON!
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Posted: May 26th 2010 9:51AM den69 said

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Dont you mean,

JAY SUN
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Posted: May 26th 2010 9:52AM den69 said

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Damn you joystiq, there was like 30 spaces in between those two words...
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:12AM hardbread said

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haha thats really great

Does the game explain why the wife leaves him after this happens? thats kinda a bitch move on her part.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:31AM xaduurv said

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I agree - kind of a one-two punch for Ethan.

Epic music vid tho.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:34AM DustbinK said

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It's pretty believable that their marriage wouldn't work out after what had happened.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:39AM Granger said

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Per the archetype: Every time she looks into her husband's face she sees her baby, yada.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 4:54AM kentuckyfried said

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Man, have you no sense of empathy?

She doesn't want to be angry at him, but subconsciously she's always going to hate and resent him for being responsible for the death of their son.

HeloOooOooo...
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Posted: May 26th 2010 8:50AM Ghen said

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I'm going to say they're both bad parents raising a kid to run away all the time and cross busy streets without holding their hands.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 11:10AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Glenn... Bad... parents? Not going too deep into spoilers here, but all the stuff Ethan does to save his other son... Are YOU willing to do any of that stuff to save your own?

((Minor Heavy Rain Spoiler))
Especially towards the end, that stuff gets kinda crazy.
((End Heavy Rain Spoiler))
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:40PM hardbread said

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Well Ethan tried to save Jason, it was a hard moment for both of them. I would think they would try to support and comfort each other. But i guess it is believable she would leave him after. I still think its weird Shaun wasnt living with his mom since moms usually get the kids in divorces.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 4:35PM whylekat said

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Has no one here seen Minority Report?? Even Tom Cruise's life went down the crapper when he lost his kid!
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Posted: Jun 7th 2010 1:51PM (Unverified) said

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Let's just say she's a big bitch and be over it. I seriously wanted to punt her.

It's more than likely what Granger said...And also she does harbor hatred for letting him get out of his sight. Truth be told, she's probably an uptight, high maintenance woman, which their marriage probably resulted in a physical one more than an emotional one. So when the going got tough, she went packing.


Also we wouldn't have Madison Page RANDOMLY in the game if Ethan was still married to his wife.
I'm all for cool female characters...but have a better plot than "Durp I'm a journalist".
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:28AM Vespene said

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Do the Jayson
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Posted: May 26th 2010 11:41AM (Unverified) said

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Wait for your DAT SUN!
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Posted: May 26th 2010 12:33PM Aperture said

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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:38AM (Unverified) said

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I am in love with this song.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:44AM Seasick Pirate said

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These parodies almost entertain me enough to actually play the game.

Is this the end of the game or will more surprises await if I do eventually play this?
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:59AM JoshHood said

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This is the start of the game.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 4:56AM kentuckyfried said

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It's a great game.

This just happens to be one of a handful of unintentionally funny moments in the game.

There's a another notable one involving Norman Jayden and another certain associate with the police...
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Posted: May 26th 2010 5:42AM (Unverified) said

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The game is full of surprises and is an intense experience. I wasn't sure how good it was going to be but I ended up buying it and am so glad that I did.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 8:04AM AutobotIronhide said

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Has the time of death been established?
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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:30AM The Albatross said

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This is the start of the game pretty much. Heavy Rain is awesome. If you have a Ps3, you have to play it.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 7:44AM Rhamsey said

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This was far better than I thought it was going to be. Really catchy too, need the mp3.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 8:05AM (Unverified) said

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1. Download the stream
2. Demux audio
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Posted: May 26th 2010 9:57AM Nailhead said

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There is a link to the MP3 in the YouTube description.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:23PM BoBsS said

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mp3ify.com
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Posted: May 26th 2010 9:21AM andrewpoe said

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Thanks for making me miss Ben Folds Five
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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:06AM The Pork said

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This song is amazing. The game is anything but.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:17AM BananaBoat said

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Jay
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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:17AM BananaBoat said

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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:18AM BananaBoat said

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Sun
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Posted: May 28th 2010 5:18PM AutobotIronhide said

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Cue car crash.


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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
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Posted: May 26th 2010 10:29AM The Albatross said

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That is awesome.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 11:45AM Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my said

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I'm really happy for you guys but these are the best Heavy Rain video of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSks2eaxytA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJ9t8JsWIw&feature=related
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Posted: May 26th 2010 11:54AM GreenElf said

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'It's you that I'm chase'n... Press X to Jayson!'

So damned funny.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 1:49PM liquidsoap89 said

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I laughed big time with that video!

THANKS JOYSTIQ!
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Posted: May 26th 2010 2:09PM JMC732 said

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That was great but I wouldn't expect anything not great coming from the Dead Workers Party after their TF2 Christmas songs couple years ago.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 2:14PM (Unverified) said

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Press X to Jason. The future of gameplay.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 3:42PM Billy Taebo Blanks said

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I just think it's hilarious watching the fanboys try to justify this incredibly weak 'tragic moment'. I mean, it's so realistic - a 9-year-old boy screaming like a baby for a balloon, then not just SLIGHTLY wandering off, no, going down like two escalator flights and crossing the street, then running back across the street to be lightly bumped by a car and die.

Heavy Rain: stupidest 'game' of all time. On the plus side, it's a great 'pretentious' litmus test.
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Posted: May 26th 2010 6:04PM (Unverified) said

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"Is killed by a car"
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I feel kinda bad that the phrase made me chuckle...
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