We know it's supposed to be a moving moment in Heavy Rain, but we can't get enough of parody tributes to the game's true protagonist, little lost Jason. First there was the hit Flash game Press X to Jason and now the Dead Workers Party brings us "Press X to Jason," a bubbly, melodic retelling of the story of the boy who touched America's heart as America touched its X button. You can find it right after the break.
We're intentionally being pretty vague about the content of the scene here, since you really shouldn't be watching the clip unless you've already played Heavy Rain. Like, you really shouldn't. Trust us.
[Thanks, Spencer]
Reader Comments (41)
Posted: May 26th 2010 4:54AM kentuckyfried said
Man, have you no sense of empathy?
She doesn't want to be angry at him, but subconsciously she's always going to hate and resent him for being responsible for the death of their son.
HeloOooOooo...
Reply
She doesn't want to be angry at him, but subconsciously she's always going to hate and resent him for being responsible for the death of their son.
HeloOooOooo...
Posted: May 26th 2010 11:10AM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said
Glenn... Bad... parents? Not going too deep into spoilers here, but all the stuff Ethan does to save his other son... Are YOU willing to do any of that stuff to save your own?
((Minor Heavy Rain Spoiler))
Especially towards the end, that stuff gets kinda crazy.
((End Heavy Rain Spoiler))
Reply
((Minor Heavy Rain Spoiler))
Especially towards the end, that stuff gets kinda crazy.
((End Heavy Rain Spoiler))
Posted: May 26th 2010 3:40PM hardbread said
Well Ethan tried to save Jason, it was a hard moment for both of them. I would think they would try to support and comfort each other. But i guess it is believable she would leave him after. I still think its weird Shaun wasnt living with his mom since moms usually get the kids in divorces.
Reply
Posted: Jun 7th 2010 1:51PM (Unverified) said
Let's just say she's a big bitch and be over it. I seriously wanted to punt her.
It's more than likely what Granger said...And also she does harbor hatred for letting him get out of his sight. Truth be told, she's probably an uptight, high maintenance woman, which their marriage probably resulted in a physical one more than an emotional one. So when the going got tough, she went packing.
Also we wouldn't have Madison Page RANDOMLY in the game if Ethan was still married to his wife.
I'm all for cool female characters...but have a better plot than "Durp I'm a journalist".
Reply
It's more than likely what Granger said...And also she does harbor hatred for letting him get out of his sight. Truth be told, she's probably an uptight, high maintenance woman, which their marriage probably resulted in a physical one more than an emotional one. So when the going got tough, she went packing.
Also we wouldn't have Madison Page RANDOMLY in the game if Ethan was still married to his wife.
I'm all for cool female characters...but have a better plot than "Durp I'm a journalist".
Posted: May 26th 2010 3:44AM Seasick Pirate said
These parodies almost entertain me enough to actually play the game.
Is this the end of the game or will more surprises await if I do eventually play this?
Reply
Is this the end of the game or will more surprises await if I do eventually play this?
Posted: May 26th 2010 4:56AM kentuckyfried said
It's a great game.
This just happens to be one of a handful of unintentionally funny moments in the game.
There's a another notable one involving Norman Jayden and another certain associate with the police...
Reply
This just happens to be one of a handful of unintentionally funny moments in the game.
There's a another notable one involving Norman Jayden and another certain associate with the police...
Posted: May 26th 2010 5:42AM (Unverified) said
The game is full of surprises and is an intense experience. I wasn't sure how good it was going to be but I ended up buying it and am so glad that I did.
Reply
Posted: May 26th 2010 10:30AM The Albatross said
This is the start of the game pretty much. Heavy Rain is awesome. If you have a Ps3, you have to play it.
Reply
Posted: May 28th 2010 5:18PM AutobotIronhide said
Cue car crash.
................
................
................
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
Reply
................
................
................
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
Posted: May 26th 2010 11:45AM Mr Esc is the namesarcasm is my said
I'm really happy for you guys but these are the best Heavy Rain video of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSks2eaxytA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJ9t8JsWIw&feature=related
Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSks2eaxytA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJ9t8JsWIw&feature=related
Posted: May 26th 2010 1:49PM liquidsoap89 said
I laughed big time with that video!
THANKS JOYSTIQ!
Reply
THANKS JOYSTIQ!
Posted: May 26th 2010 3:42PM Billy Taebo Blanks said
I just think it's hilarious watching the fanboys try to justify this incredibly weak 'tragic moment'. I mean, it's so realistic - a 9-year-old boy screaming like a baby for a balloon, then not just SLIGHTLY wandering off, no, going down like two escalator flights and crossing the street, then running back across the street to be lightly bumped by a car and die.
Heavy Rain: stupidest 'game' of all time. On the plus side, it's a great 'pretentious' litmus test.
Reply
Heavy Rain: stupidest 'game' of all time. On the plus side, it's a great 'pretentious' litmus test.
Posted: May 26th 2010 6:04PM (Unverified) said
"Is killed by a car"
.
.
.
I feel kinda bad that the phrase made me chuckle...
Reply
.
.
.
I feel kinda bad that the phrase made me chuckle...
Sorry, you must be logged in to leave a comment.
Featured Stories
Call of Duty: Black Ops preview: put your money where your multiplayer is
Posted on Sep 2nd 2010 11:00AM
The most popular posts
in the last 7 days
- Joyswag: Dead Rising 2 - Case Zero 1344 comments
- Xbox Live subscription prices to rise; $60 for 1 year beginning in Nov. [update] 368 comments
- New Xbox 360 controller with twist-up D-pad coming Nov. 9, bundled with charge kit for $65 212 comments
- The benefits of building your own gaming PC 139 comments
- Metroid: Other M review: a successful fusion 137 comments










