Naughty Bear doesn't really like boating enthusiasts

by David Hinkle on May 28th 2010 12:30AM

Sadists, sit up. We've got another Naughty Bear video now, which highlights how our cotton-filled curmudgeon likes to handle would-be boaters. It's odd, because this is perhaps the tamest video we've seen for A2M's game yet. If you're going to kill a guy on a boat, wouldn't you get a bit more creative? You've got a rotor and rope to work with -- heck, you could even blow the whole thing up and watch your prey burn to death.

You know what? We should probably stop posting so many Naughty Bear videos. It's beginning to ... affect us.

Tags: 505-games, a2m, artificial-mind-and-movement, Microsoft, naughty-bear, video, Xbox-360

Reader Comments (22)

Not sure what to make of this game.

That is because they aren't showing you much

*Pre-orders* Can't wait!!!!

It's beginning to "affect" me as well oh wait...

*calls lawyer*

lmao.....classic

Build-a-Bear is never going to be the same after this.

the only thing naughty bear doesnt like is showing a real video of actual gameplay.

zing

It's GTA with bears. what else do you need to know?

I wrote a letter to my Dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it, so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, Dad - there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.

The bear being murdered traumatized him. GET A DOCTOR! STAT!

If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.

They are teasing us too much, better not let us down.

Who exactly is the target audience of this game? I sure as hell don't see the appeal.

Agreed. This game looks very bizarre to me.

I don't get it. Seems like you just walk around and bully a bunch of Care Bears.

Well, that's pretty much GTA except the bears are people. I certainly see the appeal, but I need to see some actual gameplay.

I very much enjoy bizarre games.

If you want to play a great cartoonish GTA style game you should check out Jak and Daxter 2 instead.

I would be embarrassed to let anybody see me playing with a game about teddy bears regardless of game play or content. I've got a feeling that the Hot Topic crowd will eat this up though.