"Hey Ricky, what are you downloading?"
"Oh, what's up, Mitch? Check it out, I found a place on the 360 Dashboard where you can get the Resurgence Pack for $4!"
"Wow, that's a pretty great deal!"
"Yeah, the only catch is they're only releasing one pair of maps per week for $0.99 a piece."
"...But that equals eight maps. I thought they were only adding five maps to Modern Warfare 2
"Well, the other
only catch is that they don't work with Modern Warfare 2
, because they're actually maps for Defense Grid
that just happen to -- purely by coincidence, I'm sure -- be called the Resurgence packs
"... I don't even know you any more."