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Posted: Jun 13th 2010 10:11PM bcas400g said

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i like it

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 10:26PM OptimisticTank said

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Well i guess you could say...

*puts on sunglasses*

people will kinect the dots.

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 11:00PM Steve XBL SteveM NZ said

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@OptimisticTank

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!!!!!
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Posted: Jun 13th 2010 10:27PM Binary Colour said

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consider the size of the disk drive its essentially double that size which is relatively small; I dont think it looks that bad I think it looks a bit sleeker than the current one. I think it could have been better if it had cleaner lines but still not terrible.

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 10:39PM clank1401 said

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if you use the disc tray(the dvds must be the same size) as a measurement device you can tell that this thing is about 10 inches tall by simply comparing it to xbox360. so it is basically the same size and about as ugly as a pile of shit sculpted into original xbox and then hacked at by a dieing infant. then some birds shit all over it. then old almost menopausal woman throw there used tampons all over that xbox shaped shit stick. then a homeless person vomits on it. then they press it into the shape of something the worst alien ware designers designed after beating his wife out of intoxication.

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 11:31PM StarcasM said

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@clank1401

Really?? that's what it is?? Cool! -I'm gonna reserve one if it's really coming out!!

No. Seriously. I'm coppin' one when it drops. Call it doo doo on a stiq if you want. I will get one.
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Posted: Jun 13th 2010 10:56PM Colostomeboy said

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built in wifi will hopefully make people stop whining, i honestly didn't mind paying for a wifi router, i use the system a lot and i thought it was a good investment, now natal (I mean kinetic), well not sure about that, i hope it will be great.
anyhoo E3 is here, so thats good.

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 11:50PM Hayseboi said

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Thank you Microsoft for hopping on the present times band wagon!


5 years later.

Posted: Jun 13th 2010 11:56PM SoCoolCurt said

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not feeling this. it's nice that it finally has built in wifi though. the Kinect name is pretty fitting i think.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:04AM MrDestructoid said

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FANFREAKS get over it. Anyway maybe it doesn't have a brick which is also awesome.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:27AM ReclusiVe said

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More Vents to avoid the RROD ? Yes please? quit your bitching of how it looks who cares if my 360 was a elephant with wifi built in and a 250gb i wouldn't care as long as it gets the job done.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:36AM shadybiz1 said

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I like the new look

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:41AM BP CEO Tony Hayward said

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It looks awsome in my opinion...Just wait until you seel those green lights on it'l look great

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:10AM Doctor Septapus said

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It could look better... a LOT better. But since this bad boy is sporting built-in Wi-Fi and a 250 GB HDD, I might just have to submit. Not to mention the generous amount of ventilation applied to the case will allow for some breathing room for the components.

Microsoft definitely took the Alienware approach with this release, though. Looks like a budget gaming PC - which it essentially is...

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:12AM ReclusiVe said

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@Doctor Septapus Exactly.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:28AM Ranman1234 said

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I hope they release a new controller with built in batteries.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:34AM likedamaster said

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I'm disappointed, the thing is hideous.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:52AM mattyj2009 said

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Greetings:

I'm new to Joystiq. I was directed here by my boyfriend, who told me about the Italian XBOX 360 Slim advertisement posted here. I don't speak Italian, but I have studied linguistics for a long time on my own, and was able to make a workable translation with the slight aide of AltaVista's BabelFish. Here is my translation into English:

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-Presentazione della nuova Xbox 360 = Presentation of the new XBOX 360
-Disco rigido da 250 GB = Hard disc is 250 GB
-Funzione Wi-Fi incorporato = Wi-Fi function included
-Compatibile con Kinect = Compatible with Kinect
-Vivi Oggi = Living Today!
-Pronta per il futur la tecnologia del Domani = Are you ready for the future of technology tomorrow?
********

It looks a lot like a teaser advertisement for a new product; not a lot unlike what I've seen in various English advertisements. I hope this helps.

~Matty J.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 2:01AM BP CEO Tony Hayward said

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@mattyj2009

Thanks
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Posted: Jun 14th 2010 3:07AM mattyj2009 said

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You're quite welcome.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2010 6:00AM WolfForager said

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Why the hell would you buy one on launch day if it's ugly? Are you that willing to part with your cash?

(I'm assuming you already have a 360)
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Posted: Jun 14th 2010 3:37AM DaviDato said

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Why can't Microsoft ever find real designers?

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 5:06AM AdamVdEnde said

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It doesnt look that cool in my opinion.... but built in WiFi sounds cool. And for all we know this is fake...

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 5:41AM TheShortBus said

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I don't really like the look of it... but If it's got built in WiFi, a RROD cure, and doesn't sound like a Twin turbine Jet Engine... Il buy it.

Posted: Jun 15th 2010 4:21AM mattyj2009 said

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Pardon? I don't own an XBOX 360, nor do I plan on purchasing one. I just noticed that although this fine video was here, there was no translation for the text in it. I decided to help everyone out and translate.

I would not part with my cash for any current-generation console at the time being. Right now, things being as they are in my life, I have more important things to spend the money on (computer, toiletries, food, school supplies, etcetera). With all honesty, it's hard for me to choose between the current consoles. My boyfriend already owns a Nintendo Wii, so I'm not too worried about being left out of everything at the moment. I'm not the most avid videogamer anyway, but I do like to keep up with the news because I am fascinated with where the industry is going when it comes to hardware.

Anyway, I heard that the official information on the Slim was released today. Seems my translation was correct. I'm glad at least one person was happy for the translation.


~Matty J.
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Posted: Jun 14th 2010 9:24AM Matej Bajan said

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Looks powerful to me. Nice design.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 9:25AM (Unverified) said

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That thing is so ugly that it must be fake.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 11:24AM EtanLawok said

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Look at all those vents!!!

Nate.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 11:26AM Fnx said

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It looks badass in my taste. I'll be buying it for sure!

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:11PM Bukster said

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The #1 question: Will my faceplates work on it?

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 12:37PM Mwendel said

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I'll wait till 1:30 pm to see the official photos before I make a judgement, but my initial impression is not favorable. I like consoles that look like Home theater pieces, not Hot Wheels storage bins.

Still, its on my list. the current 360 looks outdated compared to my PS3 slim sitting next to it.

Posted: Jun 14th 2010 1:05PM igotnothing said

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if the old 360 hdd works with the this new slim 360 then i'll buy it .

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