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Posted: Jul 5th 2010 9:46PM Twist said

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Damn they snubbed me again. Come on Blizzard when are you going to give us Lost Vikings fan fiction writers our day in the sun?

Posted: Jul 5th 2010 9:48PM BananaBoat said

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Necromancer casts bone spear
Amazon casts decoy
Necromancer continuously casts bone spear
Necromancer casts poison explosion
Amazon walks off into the sunset with paladin
Necromancer lives rest of his days with decoy, whom he names "my precious"

The end.

Posted: Jul 5th 2010 10:36PM Falcon6 said

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"Saurfang Goes to Camp"

One day, High Overlord Saurfang decided to go to camp. While there, an small, orcish lad asked Saurfang if he could cleave a tree in half. He demonstrated.

The Cataclysm then occurred.

The end.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 2:43AM liquidsoap89 said

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@Falcon6

You should probably work on using proper grammar if you're gonna write for them...
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 3:16AM Falcon6 said

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@liquidsoap89

Thankfully, just mentioning Saurfang in a sentence makes any normal grammatical error not not very good and any speling mistakes the newd way you spels thems.

It's like subtracting "u" from words; it just catches on.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2010 10:47PM Acosta02 said

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Cool story.

Posted: Jul 5th 2010 10:50PM JPeak said

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I can always tell a Griffin McElroy post before I see the writer's name.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 2:09AM DyslexicAlucard said

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@JPeak Those were my exact thoughts when I was reading that article. I believe the tipping point was "And Sonic the Hedgehog".

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Posted: Jul 5th 2010 10:56PM Freddie Mercury said

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You guys think I have a chance with my Warcraft III and Dragonball Evolution crossover where Arthas went to high school with Goku and Master Roshi uses Frostmourne to defeat Saibamen?

Posted: Jul 5th 2010 11:17PM Otimus said

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If there's one thing in the world that should never, ever be rewarded, it's writing fanfiction.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 12:18AM Acosta02 said

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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 11:56AM Snow Leopard said

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@Otimus Fan-fiction and franchise tie-ins can be a great learning tool for aspiring writers and even a worthy challenge for accomplished ones. Writing in speculative fiction, one needs to learn to operate within the rules and barriers of a created universe. Bad speculative fiction is that in which the writer does whatever they want. They create Mary Sue characters that can do anything they wish and craft settings that have little consistency or interweaving depth. Good speculative fiction contains characters that although fantastical and strange, still exist within worlds that make sense and have rules. You can’t go to hyperspace without setting the right coordinates, Gandalf can’t insta-kill Sauron, Harry Potter can’t teleport until he passes a semester’s worth of exams, and Vampires can’t enter your home without permission.

Eventually, most speculative fiction writers must learn to create their own settings with their own characters, but in the meantime, fan fiction can be one exercise in following a fantastical world’s rules. The writer is basically given a setting, with its own details and worlds, and told to operate within it, while at the same time creating their own story. A lot of the time, people get carried away and you’re left with fiction that so violates the core consistency of the setting that they might as well have created their own world. I’m talking about Han Solo becoming a Jedi, Spock and Kirk visiting a planet with mermaids and unicorns, and the half-brother half-demon cousin of Arthas Menethil saving the world from psychic alien elves. However, there is a lot of material out there that is insightful, entertaining, and helps expand its respective franchise’s mythos rather than tampering with it. But you don’t have to take my word for it. Just look at last year’s winners of the Blizzard Writing Contest. It’s really good stuff; all of it better than anything Richard Knaak’s come out with.

Finally, writing fiction in a pre-existing franchise is not just an activity relegated to the fanboys and internet forums, but a challenge many celebrated novelists take on. I’ll just leave a link to an io9 article explaining this last point, as it does a much better job and I’ve already put way too much time into this comment :D

http://io9.com/5559637/why-do-scifi-authors-write-franchise-tie+ins-its-not-the-reason-you-think?skyline=true&s=i
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 3:33PM Otimus said

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@Snow Leopard
You know good and well that isn't what I mean.
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Posted: Jul 5th 2010 11:33PM Gandalf the Grey said

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Meg, we went over this. You're going to gain a hundred pounds and write Ugly Betty fan fiction.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 12:13AM Themoreyouknow said

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@VibrationON
Cool comment

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 1:33AM Hitman190 said

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Writing WoW fanfiction? So is this about World of Warcraft itself or the players who play World of Warcraft? I prefer the latter

Joey Schmoey sat by his PC and typed in his password, his fat sweaty fingers were quivering in anticipation of his next adventure. Just then Joey's wife comes into the room and asks when he will get a job but all Joey could say his only job will be a Level 50 Warrior fighting to help the weak and the poor. Furious at her offspring's inability to do anything else but play the game she went to the fuse box and disconnected the power to Joey's room. Joey then stared at this PC wondering what had happened...he was on a quest, then he started raging...Joey became angry at the loss of power to his beloved game...Joey yelled, smashed his head against a wall. Joey's mother pleaded with him to stop with the raging...but Joey cried in the dark corner of his room wondering what would have happened on his quest if the power had not been taken away...

I could get a career out of this :p

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 1:40AM DrScientist said

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@(Unverified) He married his mother??! O.O
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 1:52AM Hitman190 said

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@DrScientist Nah man, he just lives with his mom...
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 2:44AM liquidsoap89 said

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@(Unverified)

Psh, WoW nerds don't have wives... DUH!
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 2:51AM RonnocoMail said

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Squeeee! Finally I can do something potentially useful with my honours degree in English! ^_^

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 3:38AM Deschain said

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"and sonic the hedgehog"

You're a card, Griffin.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 4:06AM Gamebarker said

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It should be noted:
They arguably own the rights to your ideas should you send a submission in. So if you put in a really cool idea, and in a few years you see it in game, there is nothing you can do about it: it's "theirs." Even if you don't win.

While the reward for winning is amazing, just something to keep in mind.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 4:26AM Deschain said

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@Gamebarker

Most writers should know this. Anytime you post work on the internet it's considered givng away your first electronic publishing rights and no one else will touch it. Posting it in something like this is even worse in regards to maintaining rights to the work. But this is fan-fiction anyway, it's not like the writers could do anything meaningful with it. Hell the best thing next to winning is seeing what you wrote come to life in the games. So it's not even a bad thing.
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 6:16AM Hyams said

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It's fan fiction. You couldn't publish it anywhere anyway.
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 6:37AM onan said

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@VibrationON

I think he was referring to the whole initial post thing where you considered fanfics beneath you because they were "to easy to write."

You might want to brush up on your homophones. Just saying.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 7:08AM zehoo said

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wow what a scam, a free way of exploiting budding writers for content in their games without paying out a cent for the stories. Cut and paste from the terms and conditions @...http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/community/contests/writing2010/rules.html


"Sponsor Use of Entries. All entries and materials submitted to Sponsor in connection with the Contest (collectively, "Entry Materials"), along with all copyright, trademark and other proprietary rights associated therewith, become the property of Sponsor upon submission, including the right to use your name, voice, bio, and likeness if requested by Sponsor." etc etc etc

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 7:46AM Hyams said

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That's all pretty standard stuff for a writing competition. Doubt they plan to use fan written stuff for their games, when they have a bunch of professional writers in their company.
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Posted: Jul 6th 2010 12:50PM Vidikron said

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@VibrationON

That doesn't really make much sense. I really don't see how using an established world makes things that much easier. In fact, I'd think using your own setting could be just as easy or easier since you don't have to make things fit in. For example, using your logic you could look down on anything written based on Earth, but in practice I just don't see how that's easier.

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 1:08PM Trojan said

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Grog engaged the hungry wolf in battle. After a number of autoattacks and one Execute, the wolf was felled. Digging around the insides of the wolf, Grog found a legendary weapon that somehow the wolf must have swallowed. How lucky!

/end

Posted: Jul 6th 2010 1:09PM Dlord said

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@VibrationON

I want to read your amazing story based on your own IP. If it dosen't suck horribly then your argument might hold weight. Or you could just send me to some of your works that have been published...

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