Well, at least some of those work perfectly with Epic Win, an upcoming iPhone app that turns your to-do list into a role-playing game. By completing tasks in the real world, you gain experience points in the game that you can then use to level up your character. If that isn't incentive enough to drive little Timmy to soccer practice, we don't know what is.
In the spirit of the game, here's your first to-do item: jump past the break and watch the introductory video for Epic Win. It's about the easiest boss fight you'll undertake today -- that is, unless you actually fight your boss. We hear he's a bit of a weakling.