The film which critics are hailing as "the muscliest video escapade in the whole of cinematic history" now has a similarly masculine video game adaptation. The Expendables –
an upcoming summer blockbuster starring Sly Stallone, Jet Li, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Brock Stonejaw and Mickey Rourke – now has a free-to-play Contra
clone on its official Facebook fan page
. (Also, one of the actors listed above isn't real. Can you
guess which one?)
Take heed: You'll have to "Like" the Expendables
fan page in order to gain access to the game. We realize that some people might not feel comfortable broadcasting their endorsement for what is clearly the movie of the decade
, though, for the life of us, we can't imagine why.