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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:02PM vidguy said

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On first glance, that pic looks very NSFW.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:47PM MrAlex said

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@ps3nogames

Your comment looks more like a blank space than a comment.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:41PM Russet Burbanck said

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Not even kidding, I actually work for an "adult novelty" company, so that picture is actually perfectly suitable for work...though it is a bit small compared to what we sell.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:07PM andrewpoe said

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@vidguy

Yeah, that dude looks too happy to be holding that
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:14PM aughscreennames said

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at 2nd glance it looks very NSFW
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:45PM ructus said

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@vidguy
caption contest?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 11:16PM Russet Burbanck said

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@ructus:
"caption contest?"

"Hello old friend!"
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 1:21AM Special Agent Bob said

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@andrewpoe
is it me or does that thing has veins
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 2:51AM McDuckScrooged said

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@vidguy

" Just the opportunities it brought ... because it removes one layer"
"... trying to remove that barrier to entry"
"... want a deep experience "
"...hardcore depth of experience"
"..tight, controlled motions"
"...even harder ... large, exaggerated movements"

--- Thats what she said .. :D
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 9:02AM ShadowXIII said

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@vidguy

Wow, that picture is *dead wrong*. I don't even know what this article is about thanx to that picture...its winking at me.

(add to caption list):

"I shall call him....mini-me."
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 10:41AM BigD145 said

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@Russet Burbanck "Yes, we really did build the prototype out of a dildo. It came pre-wired."
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 11:33AM deaftly said

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I SHALL NAME YOU EDWARDO
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Posted: Jul 16th 2010 1:06AM Syl said

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@vidguy That's the additional controller for Rez.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:02PM ch3burashka said

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What the hell is that guy holding?!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:04PM ch3burashka said

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@ch3burashka Oh, a vitamin tin. SURE...
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:05PM Bubbameister33 said

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@ch3burashka

Personal Move controller.

It only does everything.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:20PM Sly C said

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@ch3burashka

it lights up!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:26PM Themoreyouknow said

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@Sly C
It vibrates too!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:34PM Aperture said

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@Themoreyouknow

You mean it has force feedback
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:04PM leobebes said

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Moby you look so surprised.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:46PM KinseySS said

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@leobebes

Brings whole new meaning to "Moby Dick"
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:04PM The Wicker Man said

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@leobebes Moby is NEVER surprised when a massive knob is in his face! Hell, his head looks like more of a bell-end than Herr Star's!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:56PM Misfit Toy said

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@KinseySS

WIN
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 11:50PM Chulipin said

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@KinseySS

Can KinseySS get a 4th heart?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:05PM Hivetyrant said

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That looks wrong, so very, very, wrong
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:10PM Captain Underpants said

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"Just the opportunities it brought ... because it removes one layer between you and the computer."

Um, no. It's just a different kind of layer.

"The solution came in simplifying things yet again, letting the computer AI control movement while letting the player focus on the fun part"

Yep. That's just what we want: less control over the game.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:11PM AutobotIronhide said

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That looks like a- er- umm....

flashlight?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:13PM mykelsss said

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@AutobotIronhide
no

a fleshlight
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:16PM AutobotIronhide said

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maybe it's a fleshflash
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:14PM soypancho said

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"So Kudo Tsunoda just handed me this thing and asked me to talk about it on stage. I don't know what it is but I feel very, very uncomfortable right now."
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:16PM xddga said

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So, he basically made Sony's Move then talked about how cool Kinect is? am I reading that right?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:20PM JamesHks said

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@xddga
thats what I read
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:48PM McDuckScrooged said

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@xddga Let me translate what the guy actually meant say:

Microsoft wanted to take the piss out of the move controller, because they know it makes the kinect look like a pile of poo so they gave me this "prototype" and told me to pretend like we had created 1 just like them for the "vision cam" .. Look ours even looks like a proper dildo, I modelled it on my own genitalia ...

Then they asked me to rave about how brilliant the kinect is, even though anyone who has seen kinect adventures knows it the biggest pile of dog shit labelled as a game ever created..
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 10:52PM PN04 said

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"Kinect was a no-brainer as far as we were concerned,"

Because you're owned by Microsoft and havent made anything interesting in 4 years. Sure buddy, no bias there.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:16PM tripleWRECK said

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Um what the hell is that thing.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:22PM Mr Khan said

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Holy shit who thought of that
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:25PM Rajko said

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Did he have to make it flesh colored?!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:31PM Shimmy said

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My GF has the same dildo...
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:38PM StevieH said

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@Shimmy You must not be doing something right.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:44PM Shimmy said

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@StevieH Hey everyone needs there personal time, I still love doing a good wank myself...lol
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:50PM KinseySS said

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Why does everyone think a dildo is only a single player game?

A guy can have a lot of fun with a woman and her own tools in the bedroom.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:53PM AutobotIronhide said

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TMI! TEE EMM EYE!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:34PM TheMichaelJackson said

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EEEEWWWWW!!!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:54PM AutobotIronhide said

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And that's coming from THE Michael Jackson!
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:42PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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no one is reading the article thanks to that picture....

but uhhhhh why is he look extra happy looking at that thing?
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 8:58PM shinkie said

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Image + "We want a deep experience"
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:02PM DarkTwisted said

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Is that a dildo he's holding?
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Posted: Jul 15th 2010 2:58AM Top Cat said

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@DarkTwisted

*Yawn*, try harder next time.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:09PM WAldenIV said

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He looks way too happy to be holding such a veiny-phallic-looking object.
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Posted: Jul 14th 2010 9:18PM incredibilistic said

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I was almost partially sold on Kinect but that soccer game is an abomination. There's no way that game can deliver any "deep" gameplay. I can see the difficulty getting higher but it seems like it would just equal frustration.

Kind of like playing cops & robbers with your fingers and yelling to your friend, "I GOT YOU!!!". I can see someone screaming at the screen now yelling, "I KICKED IT! I KICKED IT!!!!" while the onscreen nearly invisible avatar just stands there.
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