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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:35PM leobebes said

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Ughhh...
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 4:58PM Frostblade10 said

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@leobebes

Exactly what I was thinking... until I saw the beautiful 3D food models in the pictures. That steak has sealed my purchase.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2010 6:29AM DarkGrimoire said

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@leobebes
exactly.. better stick to google pacman
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:36PM Misanthropic Gamer said

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Looks awful. Next.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:37PM Shadowbender said

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"In fact, it's downright awful". *Initiate disgusting fart noise*

That's too bad. In fact, it sounds like this game is insulting its past games and the always popular culture behind it.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:39PM plyx said

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Pac Man Jr. (Baby Pac), Mrs. Pac Man, Chomp-Chomp, Sour Puss, Mezmaron, all the citizens of Pac-Land?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:42PM The Harbinger of Pie said

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@plyx

Also, the hand that says "Look"
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:45PM Mr Khan said

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Bandai-Namco's really been on a bad streak lately.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:52PM Shadowbender said

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@Mr Khan I want Soul Calibur V.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:52PM Hank Hill said

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Huh, a party game for the wii. Not too many of those floating around.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:10PM AutobotIronhide said

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And that's coming from Hank Hill. He knows everything about videuh gaems.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:13PM TheMichaelJackson said

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@Hank Hill

It's funny, because I'm reading your comment in Hank Hill's voice.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 10:41PM Co said

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@Hank Hill

The saddest part is, Kinect and Move audiences haven't even begun the many years of crapfest titles such as these heading their way :(
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 11:51PM Faenix said

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@Hank Hill

Aw, I miss King of the Hill now. :/
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 1:24PM Abalistar said

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@AutobotIronhide Well, he did master Pro-Pain in like, a single weekend. The dude is a video game LEGEND!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 6:53PM drewciferpike said

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@Co

Good point. Trying to be nice, I've thought that maybe... MAYBE... soul-sucking devs wouldn't release crap-tastic stuff for the 360 and PS3 because they've sated themselves with the Wii's gigantic install-base. But then I put on my Reality Hat and realize that the Wii won't be alone in the "Oh-my-god-why-are-there-so-many-of-these?" camp, anymore.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 7:54PM ZexionArmando said

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What, a party game that sucks? The thought...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:00PM DarkTetsuya said

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Reminds me of renting Namco Museum on the Wii... returned it within two days iirc.

Speaking of which I already have those other games on Namco Museums 1-5 on PSX. So thanks anyway namco, but think I'm gonna pass as well.

PS. PAC-MAN HAS BLUE EYES NOW? WTF
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:15PM TheMichaelJackson said

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Damn, Pac-Man has changed a lot over the years.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:45PM MoonWalkerCTE said

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@TheMichaelJackson

So have you
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:47PM MrAlex said

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@TheMichaelJackson Being trapped in a haunted labyrinth for eternity being force fed 'cookies' in order to win your freedom can mess a guy up.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 9:39PM TheMichaelJackson said

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@MoonWalkerCTE

Touché
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:45PM NickWasHere007 said

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Wow a new PAC man game...
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:48PM CaptainFitz said

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oh god there's a 2d pac-man trapped inside 3d pac-man's eye. what have you done namco-bandai?!?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 9:34PM Cryo said

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@CaptainFitz

lol nice catch
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:03AM Nadril said

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@CaptainFitz

Oh god, can't unsee.
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 8:52PM ItsameMatt03 said

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How about Pac-Pix 2 instead of this trash?
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 10:18PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Maybe it would be better if you could control it with your mind :P

http://gamingbolt.com/2010/07/16/control-games-with-the-power-of-your-mind/
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Posted: Jul 17th 2010 10:20PM AutobotIronhide said

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Am I the only one who thought Pac-Man was wearing a "The Cat in the Hat" hat or Ash Ketchum's hat?
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 12:32AM future42 said

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Ugh, we already had a Pac Man party game Pac Man Fever do we really need another?
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 2:11AM Benstamania said

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I'd rather Chef Boyardee rereleased the Pac-Man pasta. I LOVED that stuff.

...Granted, it tasted like ABC's/123's and Dinosaurs...but...it had power pellets in it!
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 2:24AM Acosta02 said

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"Perhaps most enticing about PMP is"


...that the abbreviation is almost "pimp."
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 4:23AM OniMajora said

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Pacman with a toilet roll on his head? Pretty much sums up this game's promise...
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 8:34AM KenobiEagle said

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I remember the Pac-Man World games for the PS1. Those were okay, probably a 7 or 8 out of 10. Pac-Man 2 for the SNES was horrendous, though.

What else could they do with Pac-Man anyway? The platforming games were ingenious, but beyond that, I can't think of anything else.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 11:01AM Strem said

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Wow is all I can say
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 11:13AM sear said

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On topic response: I can't believe Pac-man is still apparently a big enough brand that Namco can defile it in such a wretched fashion (they've done it before, too) and get away with it. Does anyone actually buy this stuff?

Off topic question: does Joystiq censor comments and/or ban users from posting comments in certain news stories? I posted something negative about THQ's DRM in another story and found that I could no longer post there, and my comment was gone...
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:35PM AutobotIronhide said

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On topic rebuttal: I hope not

Off topic rebuttal: Only if people report it.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:38PM xxxsam said

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@sear
If something ever goes wrong with Joystiq commenting, assume cock-up, not conspiracy. At least reply works now! (...I hope.)

On-topic: not surprising the game's awful. Kind of a problem for Namco - they sort of have a 'brand' but it's built around a character who's known for only one thing (run around maze avoiding ghosts and eating, er, cookies) and that one thing got old in about 1980. The game's just too basic and too old to be in any way of interest nowadays.

It's almost, but not quite, like remaking Pong. You've got two options; either it's nothing like Pong, in which case it sucks because what's the point of the brand, or it's somewhat like Pong, in which case it sucks because it's Pong. Same deal for Asteroids or Space Invaders (yeah, they've had a little more luck with that one, but not much).

The character's no use for anything else than its original purpose because of the way it's designed; but its original purpose is no use to anyone any more; but, unfortunately, people still recognise the character because the original design was pretty great! (And of course the game was great, too, back too-long-ago when it came out.) So they 'have' to try and make money off it, with predictable results.

Totally different to, say, Mario; the best-known of the original games were rather later, so more relevant to play nowadays, and the concept lends itself to crazy extensions that make it totally modern. And importantly, it's not like they made the original Super Mario Bros 25 years ago and haven't done anything with it since then; Mario gradually did new things over the years, while keeping in the same general theme. What's Pac-Man done since, er, Pac-Man? Okay, showed up on rave T-shirts but I mean, in terms of games? Yeah, nothing worth remembering.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:51PM MocoLoco said

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Pac-Man Championship Edition. I wish it would come to Wii, which could probably handle it, instead of my Droid, which could probably handle it if Namco could be bothered to correct the lag issues.

As for this Pac-Man Pary, all I can ask is why.
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:52PM MocoLoco said

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oops Party
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 5:55PM Lemmiwinks said

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Next up: Asteroids Party
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Posted: Jul 18th 2010 6:04PM JPeak said

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It looks like Super Mario Sunshine. That game came out in 2002.
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Posted: Jul 19th 2010 12:08AM AbstraxioN said

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Horrible attempt at a Mario Party Rip off. Too bad Pac Man got caught in the Namco's crosshairs for what classic franchise to pillage.
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