Ahem. Sorry about that -- we're not sure what came over us. What you see above are some neat GlaDOS (of Portal and Portal 2 fame) plushies from Etsy user Penguinotic. Aside from looking downright huggable, these billowy orbs also spew out catchphrases from the game, which you can hear for yourself in the video below. The existence of cake may be debatable, but the cuteness of these $45 Curiosity Spheres is without question.
These talking GlaDOS Curiosity Spheres probably want to kill you
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"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far ... is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."
Ahem. Sorry about that -- we're not sure what came over us. What you see above are some neat GlaDOS (of Portal and Portal 2 fame) plushies from Etsy user Penguinotic. Aside from looking downright huggable, these billowy orbs also spew out catchphrases from the game, which you can hear for yourself in the video below. The existence of cake may be debatable, but the cuteness of these $45 Curiosity Spheres is without question.
Ahem. Sorry about that -- we're not sure what came over us. What you see above are some neat GlaDOS (of Portal and Portal 2 fame) plushies from Etsy user Penguinotic. Aside from looking downright huggable, these billowy orbs also spew out catchphrases from the game, which you can hear for yourself in the video below. The existence of cake may be debatable, but the cuteness of these $45 Curiosity Spheres is without question.
Reader Comments (34)
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 6:22AM Apollo26 said
Now THIS is what I call a TRIUMPH! :D
SOLD!
SOLD!
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 6:50AM Ben Forbes said
Aaaand... purchased!
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 6:54AM dekka said
Bought the Anger sphere!
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 7:24AM jasonisdavid said
Bought the intelligence sphere, think the portal ones are all sold out now. :(
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 7:47AM OnToGloryReturns said
making a note here, huge success
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 8:09AM ddealss said
I'm 30 years old and I buy plush dolls for my kids.
Let's get back to some actual gaming news : |
Let's get back to some actual gaming news : |
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 8:24AM Eric H said
The look good, but sound bad, E for effort.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 8:25AM ShadowXIII said
(notates for the wife)
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 8:38AM prodigy69 said
and so the fattening of the cash cow begins
Posted: Jul 30th 2010 3:54PM Duke said
@prodigy69
We have one of these and love it - http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabPlush!.html
So I have no problem with them getting on board with this kinda thing.
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We have one of these and love it - http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabPlush!.html
So I have no problem with them getting on board with this kinda thing.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 9:21AM SitriStahl said
They are probably raw sewage containers...Why don't you rub them on your face?
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 9:29AM Alexisonfire said
Dear Valve,
Please hire this individual to make official Valve merchandise. We will make them rich.
Love,
The Internet.
Please hire this individual to make official Valve merchandise. We will make them rich.
Love,
The Internet.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 12:56PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said
@EvoHelix
A horse you say?
Good sir, have I got a proposition for you! You don't want your horse to get hurt, so here, I have some horse armor DLC!
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A horse you say?
Good sir, have I got a proposition for you! You don't want your horse to get hurt, so here, I have some horse armor DLC!
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 9:56AM shadowhowl1900 said
Thats so Legen...wait for it...dary
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 9:58AM Shiv Thrice said
I actually read that in her voice...
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 10:09AM ArenzanaSG said
Hah, this is awesome.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 10:33AM whylekat said
Dammit Valve! These and the Left 4 Dead plushies are friggin' awesome!! But ughh... Soo expensive. =/
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 11:54AM Indefinite Implosion said
Squeeze me, for science, you monster.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 12:16PM The Spy said
If that's not friggin amazing enough look at this
http://vimeo.com/8528200
2 of my favorite characters from 2 of my favorite games
here's a cookie
ಠ_ಠ
-|-o
http://vimeo.com/8528200
2 of my favorite characters from 2 of my favorite games
here's a cookie
ಠ_ಠ
-|-o
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 2:47PM Panic Blitz said
They never did get off their butts and put out a proper run of Companion Cube plushies, so this is probably still the closest we'll get to merch until Gabe realizes the profit potential here.
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 3:18PM PS3fan707 said
Do want!
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 6:20PM acme64 said
why'd they put the turrets voice in a glados head?
Posted: Jul 29th 2010 10:50PM mduck said
AWWWWWW
do I just give them my money? or how does this work?
do I just give them my money? or how does this work?
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